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Tips for apartment neighbor - Sphinx2 - 12-28-2013
So I just discovered that my apartment neighbor next door is an attractive girl, the only issue is that she is a recent Chinese immigrant. Her English is okay, but I'm not sure about how to go introducing myself. It's a pretty big complex and you don't often run into the same people. Ask for a cup of sugar?
Tips for apartment neighbor - Christian McQueen - 12-28-2013
Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.
"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"
Tips for apartment neighbor - CaliforniaSupreme - 12-28-2013
Quote: (12-28-2013 03:02 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.
"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"
She will either drop her panties immediately, or you will be pepper sprayed.
Tips for apartment neighbor - Kickb - 12-29-2013
See if she has a spare phone charger.
Tips for apartment neighbor - Capitán Peligroso - 12-29-2013
Quote: (12-28-2013 03:21 PM)CaliforniaSupreme Wrote:
Quote: (12-28-2013 03:02 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.
"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"
She will either drop her panties immediately, or you will be pepper sprayed.
How's your inner game?
Tips for apartment neighbor - funkyzeit - 12-30-2013
Ask for a fortune cookie. They always have one.
Make your own text on a piece of paper ("I want to see you naked" or something) and plant it as the one you got in her cookie.
Playfully accuse her of being a pervert.
Tips for apartment neighbor - Flavius Aetius - 12-30-2013
I don't think this situation calls for anything elaborate.
Back in the old days it was not creepy or weird to simply introduce yourself to a new neighbor in a friendly way.
When you see her pass by say:
Hi you must be the new the tenant in #456 My name is X. Welcome to the neighborhood I live in apartment #234 near you. How are you settling in etc. blah blah. It is a great complex (add positives +amenities) I have been here for X number of years. Then tell her about yourself and impress her with some of your better qualities (job, hobbies, activities, travel).
I like the potential language issue. It may be an advantage to you. Either you could help her with her English or you could want to (suddenly) learn Mandarin.
Tips for apartment neighbor - Capitán Peligroso - 12-30-2013
Create trust/comfort
Create attraction
Bang