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Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Don Juan Tenorio - 09-13-2013

Moscow. Vacancy for a trainee anybody? [Image: banana.gif]

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http://obozrevatel.com/society/59436-v-r...-seksa.htm

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Samseau - 09-13-2013

Life is tough if you're over female and over 25 in Russia?

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - presidentcarter - 09-13-2013

I will volunteer to grade their work. Extra credit will also be available.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Kingsley Davis - 09-13-2013






Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Luvianka - 09-13-2013

Time to move to Russia!

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Parlay44 - 09-13-2013

The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Beyond Borders - 09-13-2013

This is a great business idea for a bunch of us roosher's to go in on. We already know we'll blow the competition out of the water - what's our unique selling position?

We let them practice on real cocks...

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - presidentcarter - 09-13-2013

Quote: (09-13-2013 04:58 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

This is a great business idea for a bunch of us roosher's to go in on. We already know we'll blow the competition out of the water - what's our unique selling position?

We let them practice on real cocks...

Careful now. We don't want to give the wrong impression.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Walderschmidt - 09-13-2013

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Cocksucking workshop, guess where - NYJ - 09-13-2013

I'd volunteer to be a human test dummy.

That would be a job that sucks and be a good thing

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Handsome Creepy Eel - 09-13-2013

Quote: (09-13-2013 04:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

Not all - the latest average age of marriage in Croatia is 28. We are rich in hamsters and spinsters [Image: biggrin.gif]

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Parlay44 - 09-13-2013

Quote: (09-13-2013 05:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (09-13-2013 04:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

The Slavic countries are like that. Most marry younger. 25 in Russia is like 45 in the US.

I'd like to say its because of the lower or nonexistent drinking age. They get all the partying out of their system earlier.

Not all - the latest average age of marriage in Croatia is 28. We are rich in hamsters and spinsters [Image: biggrin.gif]

So much for finding a nice young barefoot farm girl. I guess American culture has sunk in over there.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - ColSpanker - 09-13-2013

Damn. How can we in the USA call ourselves American and permit Russia to lead the way in sexual training?
I demand congress immediately authorize funds for Sexual Defense Initiative!

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Handsome Creepy Eel - 09-13-2013

Quote: (09-13-2013 06:11 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

Damn. How can we in the USA call ourselves American and permit Russia to lead the way in sexual training?
I demand congress immediately authorize funds for Sexual Defense Initiative!

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Mr. President, we must not allow...a cocksucking gap!

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - The Lizard of Oz - 09-13-2013

All I see here is lessons in terrible cocksucking. They're going to ruin whatever estrogen-infused mother wit these whores might otherwise have. A well-trained Japanese geisha would blush looking at these pictures, and not out of prudery.

In a good cocksucking school, the bitches would not be allowed to leave their knees for the duration of the class. If they're going to be taught, they must never handle a cock from a meaningless seated or standing position. The lugubrious submission of a woman sinking to her knees as she then sticks her ass out and assumes a moderate lordotic position is the source from which all truly luscious cocksucking must spring. Without it, there is only the excessive movement and pretentiousness which turns a female into a monkey, an annoying and sexually useless creature.

A good first class would have no dildos or any such ludicrous aids at all. The women would simply be taught, again and again and again, how to sink to their knees. Of course no sexual beauty needs to be taught this, but for others, this gravest of erotic movements that must possess both a terrible heft and a terrible swiftness, is something they might well work on perfecting.

Their only instructor should be an old whorehouse madam, knowing and perverse by nature. She could be either plump or obscenely bony, and she must be more lecherous in her old age than she ever was in her infamous youth. There is no lack of such women and this would be an excellent use of their talents.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Hades - 09-13-2013

That tears it, I'm learning Russian.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Hotwheels - 09-14-2013

Not enough blondes....

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - soup - 09-14-2013

I like those Russian girls as naked and if they don't have sexual hang-ups, but they dress like shit.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - presidentcarter - 09-14-2013

I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

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Cocksucking workshop, guess where - blackglasses - 09-14-2013

This warms my heart. Need to make this a mandatory university class I've gotten scaped up by poor technique a few times

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Hades - 09-14-2013

Quote: (09-14-2013 11:23 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  

I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

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They're learning something other than the vulcan death grip. That in itself is an improvement.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Don Juan Tenorio - 09-14-2013

Quote: (09-14-2013 11:23 AM)presidentcarter Wrote:  

I'm becoming suspicious. Like what is this move here? Looks more like they are about to attempt to break it in half or cause other major damage.

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I think they're learning to perform a masturbation technique similar to what we call "paja castellana" (don't know how you call it in English) as performed by this bitch here: http://www.youporn.com/watch/594166/pajo...bellina/#!

This reminds me that I've not seen any thread yet where to compare sexual term by language and country. I'll take care of it.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Roosh - 09-14-2013

Don't get too excited guys... there is a reason these girls have to take a workshop to suck cock.

At least for Ukraine, blowjob skill is just about nonexistent. Then again, sex skill is pretty low, too.

Slubu says Russia is better.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - slubu - 09-14-2013

^ Yes, Russia is night and day in terms of sexual skill and passion as compared to Ukrainian girls. However, both can try a bit harder with their oral abilities.

Girls in Ukraine did not like giving blowjobs, absent two of them. Maybe it's from their dislike of eating, they don't like random things in their mouths.

Cocksucking workshop, guess where - Alpha Hunter Zero - 09-14-2013

^^^ I guess that explains why the majority of American girls give above average blowjobs, they're always stuffing their mouths with random things be it food, cocks, or coffee.