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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - soup - 07-13-2013
http://naturallymoi.com/2013/07/news/100...ce-of-dck/
There’s no telling what’s happening with this woman, but one senior citizen stunned a reporter by giving an honest portrayal of what she planned to do with her 100th birthday.
When the News12 reporter asked what she was going to do, she simply replied: “Getting me a piece of d*ck.”
She even asked the journalist “how ya d*ck hanging?”
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Justice Beaver - 07-13-2013
lol @ the comments below, "someone has to take one for the team"
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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Kickb - 07-13-2013
The Elusive Century Flag
Who wants it?
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - worldwidetraveler - 07-13-2013
Soup, this notch would be even better than the one armed women.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Gmac - 07-13-2013
That was hilarious. Just goes to show... there ain't nothing better than "good dick" for women as they age.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Que enspastic - 07-13-2013
wonder how long she's been droughting.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - JoyStick - 07-13-2013
that pussy probably feel like sandpaper. i posted this on althone's funny vids thread a few days back.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - sucio44 - 07-13-2013
RAWDOG!
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Acute Angle - 07-13-2013
NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic
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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - soup - 07-13-2013
She's
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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - teh_skeeze - 07-13-2013
How much is she paying? I could use the money.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Atilla - 07-13-2013
If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.
Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.
Now think about what you can do.
Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.
Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).
Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.
I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.
I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.
I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - InternetMarketer - 07-14-2013
I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.
Lol
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - speakeasy - 07-14-2013
Quote: (07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:
NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic
Why the fuck did I just watch that?
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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Beyond Borders - 07-14-2013
Sad. She has a good family. We can all only hope to be surrounded by that kind of love when we get old and crazy.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Kingsley Davis - 07-14-2013
Matriarchs
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100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - anamericaninbangkok - 07-14-2013
That's some funny shit. Even at a hundred she wants it.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Soma - 07-14-2013
You guys think she does anal?
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - soup - 07-14-2013
"So what does it mean to make it to 100"
"One dick"
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"I'm blessed by dicks"
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Nascimento - 07-15-2013
If anyone here does it make sure you look up the coconut oil thread here first.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - soup - 07-16-2013
"Mom, you raised us to really be good people.. to go out and help people, and be the best we can be, and we wasn't... you didn't tell us about dicks."
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - GameTheory - 07-16-2013
Quote: (07-14-2013 04:00 AM)speakeasy Wrote:
Quote: (07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:
NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic
Why the fuck did I just watch that?
how bad is it ?
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - speakeasy - 07-16-2013
Quote: (07-16-2013 04:59 PM)GameTheory Wrote:
Quote: (07-14-2013 04:00 AM)speakeasy Wrote:
Quote: (07-13-2013 02:17 PM)Acute Angle Wrote:
NSFW Bro fucks grandmother - I feel this is a necessary prophylactic
Why the fuck did I just watch that?
how bad is it ?
No worse than 2 girl 1 cup. But if you can't handle seeing a 90+ woman spread eagle then don't watch. I've seen enough shock videos in my life to be mostly desensitized.
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - philly22 - 07-16-2013
I'm extremely turned on
100 yo Woman Wants Dick for Her Bday - Samseau - 07-16-2013
Quote: (07-13-2013 09:18 PM)Atilla Wrote:
If she had invested $100 into the stock market at the age of 18 and never added another dime, with an 11% average annual return, she'd have over $500k today from that one little investment.
Think about some of our recent threads. What would you be willing to do for $500,000?
On her 100th birthday, she could have had practically any dick in the world had she put that $100 in a good mutual fund at 18.
Now think about what you can do.
Don’t ever just assume you’re not going to live that long. On a long-term basis, every little dollar you put away will reward you generously.
Enjoy your life, but put that extra cash into something like VTSMX, an extremely low-cost index fund that has continued to outperform the market on a consistent basis (19.58% YTD).
Trust me, when I pull out that 401(K) and Roth IRA, I’m going to be the wildest fucking retiree you've ever seen.
I will be the 100-year-old man in VIP at high-end NYC nightclubs pouring Grey Goose down some 21-year-old’s mouth.
I will be the 100-year-old man buying hot girls' virginities on auction. The brokeass college boys can have my scraps.
I will be the 100-year-old man all the 100-year-old women complain about because I’m ignoring them as I’m chasing hot young 80-year-olds.
If she invested $100 one-hundred years ago, she'd have nothing right now. It would have been wiped out after the stock crashes of 1929 and 1931.
Moreover, $100 back then is like $10,000 today.