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ColSpanker - 04-01-2013
My day job involves me calling on local businesses trying to sell them industrial maintenance services. Imagine my surprise when my latest cold call turned out to be a massage parlor, i.e., "stroke parlor".
And, no, I didn't get any free offers.
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But I'm wondering how to list this place so that the next sales drone knows what they're getting into. Just listing it as a "whore house" on the call sheet could cause me all kinds of problems.
Can anyone suggest a PC term to use? Non-English languages are OK, unless the term is considered obscene (we do employ non-English speakers).
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InternationPlayboy - 04-01-2013
brothel
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Sharky - 04-01-2013
"Piston Calibration Center"
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Ovid - 04-01-2013
brothel... cat house... house of ill repute/ill fame... bordello... sporting house... can't think of any others off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are some other euphemisms in common usage.
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durangotang - 04-01-2013
Rub and tug. Steam and cream.
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ColSpanker - 04-01-2013
Whew! Digging these responses already!
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Tuthmosis - 04-01-2013
Quote: (04-01-2013 11:06 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:
Can anyone suggest a PC term to use?
Adult massage center
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guerrilla - 04-01-2013
how about
1) House of Senators
2) House of US Representatives
3) the White House
all those are pretty interchangeable with whore house
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Volk - 04-01-2013
Use a french term. They never fail.
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guerrilla - 04-01-2013
Moulin Rouge, lol
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Wutang - 04-01-2013
The Spank Bank
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Hannibal - 04-01-2013
Church.
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HeyPete - 04-02-2013
Le cocque carousel
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porscheguy - 04-02-2013
Jack Shack.
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Thomas the Rhymer - 04-02-2013
'Adult' entertainment venue
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Teedub - 04-02-2013
'Brass Gaff'. The other Brits will know this one.
"Brass Nail" is cockney rhyming slang for Tail, meaning Prostitute (courtesy of urban dictionary) and "Gaff" is just British slang for a house.
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Caligula - 04-02-2013
Not sure about the spelling, but putajiero
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haywire - 04-02-2013
P4P Villa
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ColSpanker - 04-02-2013
Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.
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Firestorm - 04-02-2013
Massage parlour is amibigious.
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Tuthmosis - 04-02-2013
Quote: (04-02-2013 12:35 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:
Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.
I'm an expert at euphemisms. Learned it from lying chicks downplaying their sexual pasts and infidelities.
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LucienM - 04-02-2013
the pink cavern
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bacon - 04-02-2013
Male stress relief services
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Aliblahba - 04-02-2013
My sister's mobile home.
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Fitzgerald - 04-02-2013
"Happy Endings" style. But saying "adult service" as mentioned above should get the point across.