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Best term for a Whore House? - ColSpanker - 04-01-2013

My day job involves me calling on local businesses trying to sell them industrial maintenance services. Imagine my surprise when my latest cold call turned out to be a massage parlor, i.e., "stroke parlor".
And, no, I didn't get any free offers.[Image: banana.gif]
But I'm wondering how to list this place so that the next sales drone knows what they're getting into. Just listing it as a "whore house" on the call sheet could cause me all kinds of problems.
Can anyone suggest a PC term to use? Non-English languages are OK, unless the term is considered obscene (we do employ non-English speakers).


Best term for a Whore House? - InternationPlayboy - 04-01-2013

brothel


Best term for a Whore House? - Sharky - 04-01-2013

"Piston Calibration Center"


Best term for a Whore House? - Ovid - 04-01-2013

brothel... cat house... house of ill repute/ill fame... bordello... sporting house... can't think of any others off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are some other euphemisms in common usage.


Best term for a Whore House? - durangotang - 04-01-2013

Rub and tug. Steam and cream.


Best term for a Whore House? - ColSpanker - 04-01-2013

Whew! Digging these responses already!


Best term for a Whore House? - Tuthmosis - 04-01-2013

Quote: (04-01-2013 11:06 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

Can anyone suggest a PC term to use?

Adult massage center


Best term for a Whore House? - guerrilla - 04-01-2013

how about

1) House of Senators
2) House of US Representatives
3) the White House

all those are pretty interchangeable with whore house


Best term for a Whore House? - Volk - 04-01-2013

Use a french term. They never fail.


Best term for a Whore House? - guerrilla - 04-01-2013

Moulin Rouge, lol


Best term for a Whore House? - Wutang - 04-01-2013

The Spank Bank


Best term for a Whore House? - Hannibal - 04-01-2013

Church.


Best term for a Whore House? - HeyPete - 04-02-2013

Le cocque carousel


Best term for a Whore House? - porscheguy - 04-02-2013

Jack Shack.


Best term for a Whore House? - Thomas the Rhymer - 04-02-2013

'Adult' entertainment venue


Best term for a Whore House? - Teedub - 04-02-2013

'Brass Gaff'. The other Brits will know this one.

"Brass Nail" is cockney rhyming slang for Tail, meaning Prostitute (courtesy of urban dictionary) and "Gaff" is just British slang for a house.


Best term for a Whore House? - Caligula - 04-02-2013

Not sure about the spelling, but putajiero


Best term for a Whore House? - haywire - 04-02-2013

P4P Villa


Best term for a Whore House? - ColSpanker - 04-02-2013

Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.


Best term for a Whore House? - Firestorm - 04-02-2013

Massage parlour is amibigious.


Best term for a Whore House? - Tuthmosis - 04-02-2013

Quote: (04-02-2013 12:35 PM)ColSpanker Wrote:  

Every comment was golden, but I think I'll go with Tut's Adult Massage Center.

I'm an expert at euphemisms. Learned it from lying chicks downplaying their sexual pasts and infidelities.


Best term for a Whore House? - LucienM - 04-02-2013

the pink cavern


Best term for a Whore House? - bacon - 04-02-2013

Male stress relief services


Best term for a Whore House? - Aliblahba - 04-02-2013

My sister's mobile home.


Best term for a Whore House? - Fitzgerald - 04-02-2013

"Happy Endings" style. But saying "adult service" as mentioned above should get the point across.