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Review of Medellin, Colombia - Shamrock - 01-21-2013
Damn...it's basically a RVF meetup in Medellin right now. I was actually 100% convinced my flight was this morning. Woke up at 4am and hauled ass to LaGuardia for a 645am flight. The baggage check guy had a good laugh when he told me flight was actually the next morning.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-22-2013
Medellin update:
So, where I left off, my room mates were about to fly some girls out from Bogata. The old man has a cute one he's flying out, and she send the Hungarian room mate a pic of "her friend," and the Hungarian kid decides, she looks good, fly her out! Well she shows up, and it's not the girl in the pick. She had more of a Shamoo figure than the figure of the girl in the pic. In other words, she was a whale. I was crackin' up all through dinner. He isn't much of a drinker but I kept telling him he had to order more drinks to be able to tarpoon the whale. It was great, and they couldn't understand us cause none of them spoke English.
So pre-arrival, the cute girl tells me she has a friend for me as well. She tells me she's a blond with a nice body. I say, "Cool, I'm busy Sunday, so don't bring her then, but yeah I'd like to meet her." Of course, what does this air head do? She shows up with 3 friends when I already have a date. Not sure if my date caught on or not, but I'm glad she sent the girl while I was already occupied, cause she was more of a beast than Shamoo!
After dinner we go back to the house. The older guy basically translate through google that he wants to bang the cute one he flew out. The girl says she's on her period. His response was (through google translate, this must have been interesting), "Well then, you can blow me or let me stick it in your ass." Wow, what a charmer! So now the girls are freaking out, and so is he because she turns his very romantic offer. He tells them he wants her out. She has pretty much no money and doesn't know what to do. Meanwhile I'm translating pretty much everything because I'm the only one in the house that speaks both languages. At first I found it pretty amusing, but after a while it just got annoying. I'm trying to work on my girls, but these hogs are trying to figure out where they are gonna go, and my girl offers them to stay at her house. I'm not down with that, and I convince the old guy to let the girls stay on the grounds that the fattest of the friends goes home tomorrow. The rest of the night the girls proceed to drink all our beers, eat the food they can get their hands on, and try and get to my whiskey, but I only gave the biggest hog one glass, the next glass I told her was the last, and I made it half water.
While all this shit is going down, my girl is distracted with these slum hogs. Finally she sees I'm annoyed with the situation and comes and chills with me. I finally get her in my room, and try to unbutton her pants. She puts up resistance, but eventually I have them buttoned down, but she won't even let me put my hands down there. She says, "It's too soon. I'm not a hoe. I really like you, do you like me?" I acted like I didn't understand her. She made sure I understood though and I just answered, "uh huh." Damn man, that was exactly what I didn't want. I I would typically respect her being a "good girl" and all if that's what I was looking for, but it's not, I just want to have some fun. So now this girl is becoming a pain in my ass. She is putting "kisses" on my wall on facebook and shit. I'm gonna have to tell her what's up pretty soon. So $10 later and a case of blue balls, I send her away in the taxi, the lard asses fall asleep, and head off to bed.
The next day, old man decides these girls have to go if they aren't putting out. He gives the cute on COP$100k and tells her to go to her friends house in Rio Negro. The cute one invites me out to lunch, I tell her I'm already going to meet up with Nacirema to meet up for lunch, but told them they could come along if they want before they go to Rio Negro. They agree, but I make it clear I'm not paying for their lunch. We meet up, Nacirema has already eaten because we showed up a little late, NBD. We finish eating and I sneak over and pay for my food so I don't get stuck with the girls' bill. When I go back to the table they ask..
"Did you pay for ours?"
I say, "Hell no, I told you I wasn't paying before we came."
"But it was expensive and you invited us, I only have COP$100k and I need to pay for the taxi."
"Too bad!"
"Well, can you give me COP$10k"
"NO!"
"But our lunch was COP$27k and I have to pay for the taxi to rio negro."
"HERE! Take COP$5! That's it!"
So after lunch, we take the girls to get a taxi. While on the street, just about to flag down a taxi, the cute one starts showing interest in Nacirema. I turn to him and say, "I think she likes you man." He starts his sweet talk, tells the girl he'll take her home for a little lap dance, and she seemed interested. But of course, fat girls are gonna do what they do best, COCK BLOCK because no one wants to bang a fat girl. She starts saying how tired she is and she needs to get to Rio Negro. I say, "Come on, we'll go up to the park and grab a coffee, these guys can go do a little rumba at his house for an hour, and we'll meet up at 4:30. This process goes on for about 20 minutes, trying to convince the girls. Both of us are going hard. Finally, we have them convinced. We walk up the hill to Nacirema's house (I was telling him fatty should do this about 100 times a day and she'd maybe be bangable) and there we get more resistance. After about 10-15, we convince her Shamoo to come with me to get a beer. At first I thought she was gonna be a huge pain in my ass, but she was actually kind of cool to be honest. I took her to my happy hour spot, which I wanted to avoid but she had to go to the bathroom and that was the closest one I could think of. Luckily it was during the day and not many people saw me, as the bar was empty. I made sure to let the bartender know I was "babysitting" and was by no means with the girl. We had a beer, went to KFC and got an ice-cream, and about an hour later she started to get impatient. We head back towards Nacirema's place.
Finally we get to teh complex. Shamoo calls the cutie, but no answer. I'm thinking, "Nice! My boy is gettin' it!" A couple minutes later she calls again from my phone. Finally she gets an answer, they say they are coming down in ten. Finally they come down, I look at Nacirema and say, "Did you get it?" He says, "Nah man!" The cutie looks at her friends and says, "Let's go!" And starts walking down the hill, definitely not looking very happy. Nacirema informs me that the girls basically played around with him, didn't finish, and had the nerve to ask for taxi money. My favorite part of the story is homie's response is, "Yo no soy un banco!" (I'm not a bank!) Good for him. I'm sure she's not used to hearing that very often. I should have never brought those Grillas to lunch in the first place. What a waste of time. But all good, it made for a funny story.
I'm starting to get he gist that Colombian girls, you either have to pay for them or act like you want to be their boyfriend. SNL aren't common. It's not hard to dance with a girl and kiss her at the club, but getting the bang is a whole other story. These girls can be a pain in the ass. They are just too much headache. They are mad immature as well for the most part. I'm thinking about saying fuck it and heading to Peru to meet up with my boy and check out Machu Pichu. I do plan on staying another couple weeks for sure, and also banging the one that's putting up resistance, if she doesn't become too much of a pain in my ass. Overall though, I'm still having a good time and still would recommend Medellin. I just think it's gringos like my room mates that are ruining it for guys like me and Nacirema. I can see why it's hard for these girls to take gringos seriously. But I'm doing what I can to stand out from the average backpacker. I also want to give a shout out to the forum in general. We have a great group of cats in here. I've met up with 3 already and have nothing but good things to say.
More updates to come maricas!!!
Review of Medellin, Colombia - WEDO - 01-22-2013
Quote: (01-21-2013 09:37 PM)Nacirema Wrote:
Today was a pretty funny day, in retrospect.
InternationPlayboy looked out for me in a big way.
I'll let him tell you all more about it, if he wants.
Hit InternationalPlayboy up for a meet up but I guess not interested
314 654 2475.
I'm sharing an apartment with another board member here in Medellin.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-22-2013
All good dude, I'll be giving you a call. Just been a little busy today.
Quick question for anyone who knows the answer... Does anyone know how long it would take to go from Medellin to Guayaquil, Ecuador on bus? Or any suggestions on a better spot to go in Ecuador?
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Volk - 01-22-2013
The kid is Hungarian and doesn't drink? No way, he's got to be from France or something. Hungarians are given pure alcohol instead of milk when they are babies.
By the way, It's really fishy the way those girls acted, given that since they are with this old guy, they are pretty much pros or semi-pros. What the hell is wrong with them about being nice girls and shit?
By the way, in a bus is more than 20 hours. The roads are twisty and now the FARC threw down the ceasefire, and they have a big presence down south. Take a plane if you want to go.
I could give you some pointers if you are up for coffee, but I'm afraid I can't offer much in winging and such. To be honest, my game sucks. And sorry for the girls here, I know how fucked up they are myself.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-22-2013
Yeah, I told you he's an odd one...
Side note, just came upon plane tickets to Guayaquil for $270 and booked 'em as soon as I saw them. Everything else I saw was over $100 more. I'll be going to meet up with one of my best friends I haven't seen in over 2 years. He's been living in Peru since 2010. He has to cross the border to renew his Visa. I told him to meet me in Guayaquil for 5-7 days. From there I'll go back with him to Lima for about 2 weeks and then head to Machu Pichu after that. It will most likely be the end of my trip when I return to Lima for another day or two after Machu Pichu.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-24-2013
Finally got that Colombian flag after two weeks
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Review of Medellin, Colombia - Volk - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-24-2013 01:05 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:Congratulations!
Finally got that Colombian flag after two weeks
But, no details? Did you go to La Isla, San Diego Show or Fase II? Please don't tell me you did...
Review of Medellin, Colombia - garygroundwork - 01-26-2013
hahahaha Volk.....gold
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-26-2013
Wow! So what a night! Ok, you want the details, you got 'em!
Before the details of my first flag, I'm just gonna come out and say, I got robbed tonight. It was bound to happen sooner or later I guess. 7 months in Latin America and it was my first time, I guess I should consider myself somewhat lucky. Dude had a knife, I had about $20 plus my maybe $30 wallet, I suppose I made the right move by just handing it over. But that's neither here nor there.
So... About the flag... It was a girl I met on Latinamericancupid. She's cute, but for me nothing special. I told a couple friends I didn't think much of her, but they thought she was nice. They said she was maybe a 7, and I would agree if I was in the states, but for here, she's just an average ass girl if you ask me. The first night I didn't make any moves other than the kiss. The second night I tried but she showed resistance. She told me that night she wasn't a slut and and that she moves slow. So after that. I slow down. Don't respond as fast to her messages, try and give her the hint that, "Look, I'm here to have a good time!" It seemed she got the message on the 3rd date. We went out with some guys on the forum and my room mates to my favorite happy hour spot. It seemed like everyone was gonna take it easy for the most part, so I decided, I'll give her one more drink and take her home. I already had it set up... She needed a cab home and I told her, "Look, I didn't bring enough for the cab with me, we have to go back to my house and grab the money." Perfect! We went to my place and she was much more aggressive this time than the past two times, and this time I was a little more loose than the other times. I get her into my room and she starts to take my shirt off. I know where this is going, so I take over. I get her naked and bam! No resistance at all this time. She knew I meant business! Da me la bandeira!!!!
So fast forward to tonight... Me and the awkward Hungarian room mate are eating dinner at Lleras Town, which happens to be my favorite restaurant in the area. The Polllo al Limon is awesome and only COP$16. We see two girls eating, I go to have a smoke and make a call, I come back and my room mate is talking to them. I must say, this kid is a little weird and knows no Spanish, but he will approach any girl that passes him! The kid has balls! I have to give him that. He earned points in my book tonight. These girls were ok. I saw they didn't speak English and he was struggling, so I stepped in to give him a hand. The girls say they have to go home because they have to work in the morning. No big deal, we get their numbers, I let him choose which he wanted of course because he approached. Whatever, we continue with our meal.
15 minutes later, two BAD BITCHES walk in. He dogs them like you couldn't imagine. I already knew he was gonna go talk to them. He tells me, "You see those two?" Of course I did, they were the two finest girls in Lleras that night. He says, "I'm gonna go talk to them." I'm thinking, yeah, good luck dude, you know no spanish and they are both out of control. We ask for the bill, and while I wait, he approaches. I expect about a 2 minute, "Thanks for trying to talk to us in your feable spanish, now please let us enjoy our meal.." But NO! I wait for the bill and it takes too long. I notice he is doing good work. I walk up to the waiter and say, "Just bring our check to this table." I approach them with Spanish, come to find the girl my roomie is talking to speaks English, the other doesn't. Cool, I'll take the one who doesn't, even though the other looks better, he approached, he chooses, plus principal, he doesn't speak Spanish and I can make it work. Regardless, both are fucking smokin'. In any other scenario, the girl I was talking to would be the best looking just about anywhere she was, but the one my room mate was talking to was just on another level. I don't say this much, but for me she was a 10! I couldn't believe the awkward roomie got us set up!
When I came up, the girls were friendly. At first I thought, ok, maybe this will be a 5-10 minute convo and then we're off. But the girls invite us to join them with their pitcher sangria... Ok, looks like we might be here for a half hour or so. I'm supposed to meet up with a couple dudes from the forum (Which by the way, fucking awesome guys!) I tell them, "Look, we just met some stunners, give me about 20 minutes and I'll give you a call." About 30 minutes goes by and things are looking nice. I tell the boys we need a little more time. I tell the girls about a spot, which I think is somewhat new, that they hadn't been to. At first they said they were just going to go home and call it a night. After about 40 minutes of drinking, I wasn't even trying to push it at all, they decided they wanted to come with us. At first it seemed like their plans were set in stone, but then with a simple, "We're gonna meet up with some friends at Chupitos," they were ready to go. I didn't even ask, I suggested and the one I was with asked her friend, and she decided, fuck it! Nice! On top of that, I tell the girls, "Look, we drank most of your sangria, we'll pay." Unbelievably (And if you've been to Medellin and seen how most the real good looking girls here act, you'll know what I mean) they say, "Know, we all drank it, we'll split it 4 ways." These are some down ass bitches.
The guys are almost ready to go to meet us at another spot, assuming these girls are about to go home, but I call them and tell them to stay there cause we're coming with our girls. We head over, and it's pretty empty. The guys were pretty ready to go it seemed like because there was nothing single there for them, and I don't blame them. One of the buddies already had a girl so he was cool (And big ups for the bottle later on that night! Cool kickin' it with you while you were out here!). Anyways, we brought the girls out, met up with the homies, eventually everyone left and we were there solo with the girls. My girl was showing a decent amount of resistance at first. She wanted me to think she was of high value, and that she was. But I moved slow, and I think it worked. At the beggining of the night we were talking about what kind of things I could do before I left, since I haven't seen much of Medellin. She brought up somewhere next to Rio Negro and how there was a great spot there. I said, "Yeah, that sounds nice, want to come with me next Sunday?" She starts talking to her friend and comes back to me and says, "How about this Sunday? In two days?" Daaaaammnn, I already have plans with my origional colombian flag. But you know what? She doesn't compare. I tell her it's on. Now I have to think of something to tell the origional girl.
Once we got there, me and the girl I'm with start dancing, but she was very timid. We dance one song and she sits down. She's playing hard to get. I play it cool. Eventually, I get her to ask me to dance. I tell her I like the music, she says, "Wanna dance to it?" Yeah I do... We start dancing, my room mate is going a little two hard. All good though, nothing out of the ordinary, he went for the kiss, she denied. I felt I knew how to deal with the girl I was with well though. I took it real easy. I suggest the girl I was with and I go take a shot next door and Chupitos Shots, it's a cool atmosphere, I described it above. She was down and we did. We head back and my girl asks, "Let's meet for dinner in this area tomorrow night too?" Awesome! Playing it slow seems to be paying off. Inside I'm thinking, "Fuck yeah we'll go to dinner tomorrow!" But I give her a casual, "Yeah, let's exchange numbers and I'll give you a call sometimes tomorrow afternoon." Things are starting to fall in place. At first she seemed a little resistant, but now she is the one trying to make plans with me, perfect! Eventually the girls call it a night around 3. I felt we did good work.
We went from dinner at 10:30, to taking them out 'til 3 am when they didn't plan on going out at all. I felt I threw some great game. I don't wanna count my chickens before they hatch, and I know it won't be easy, but I know I did a damn good job. Maybe I won't get it, but I feel confident I will. I really was on my A-game tonight. These girls are definitely worth the work they may potentially take. I'm finally working on the type of colombian girl that I've been looking at and thinking, "Damn, if only I could get that." Like I said, it might not be easy, but I promise you this, I'll give it what I got. I feel confident she's not gonna flake, but who knows with these girls. Alls I can say is I put in damn good effort. I'll keep you guys updated.
Now though, I have to deal with the other girl. We have plans for the next two days, but I already know I have to cancel. Yeah, it's a sure thing, but to hold it off is worth it. I hate to hurt the girl, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And I'm out, wish me luck!
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Freddy_1 - 01-26-2013
Ha awesome!... Good luck!.. How did you get robbed??...where were you?
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Dulceácido - 01-26-2013
IP - She probably wants to take you to "El Peñol" on Sunday... If that's the place, do it. It's an INCREDIBLE spot. If you go to Medellín and don't see it, you've made a mistake.
Great thread-turned-blog. I've dealt with almost every situation you've described, having lived in Colombia for a while, with Medellín as my little "escape spot." I'm familiar with every place you've spoken of except Calle 33. I'll have to check it out next time I am there. Wish I was there now. Lots of cats from the forum to game with and you seem like a laid back guy I could chill with.
El Peñol is a little far away. Gonna take you a while to get there. I know, personally, a great taxista/guía turistica who is trustworthy and faithful as a pitt bull, if you need a driver. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you his number and link you guys up, if you're interested. I've known him for about 7 years. He's one of those guys that can find/do anything--ANYTHING, is cool to tag along with, and knows where to take guys. When I go there, he picks me up at the airport and is at my beck and call from that point on. He normally stations out of the Dann Carlton in Poblado. I always stay in that neighborhood and call him for everything. Hit me up if you need a trustworthy soul to take care of you. He's the man, in that regard.
Can't wait to hear what happens with the "10" and the Hungarian kid. I hope this girl doesn't flake on you. I've been in the same situation a million times, it seems. Colombianas aren't afraid to talk a metric ton of shit after a few cocktails. I hope it works out for you. Keep us posted.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Dulceácido - 01-26-2013
Oh yeah... Forgot to add: I lived in Colombia 3 years and walked home completely smashed at all hours of late night and early morning and never got robbed--never even saw one single fistfight in a club--nothing. The last time I was there I took a friend from work along with me... We got separated during the evening and parted ways with girls from different sets. He got robbed, right there in La Provenza (Poblado), 2 blocks from the apartment on the first night he sat foot in Colombia. Two kids on a motorcycle passing in the street... Knife... The works. So, it happens.
Funny thing about the robbery: they took everything he had, including his cell phone, but he talked them into letting him remove his SIM card from the cell because he didn't want to lose his contacts and would be fucked without them. The thieves obliged. Suppose it was just some poor kids from neighboring barrios that were looking for tipsy gringos walking from Lleras Park... Be careful.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Volk - 01-26-2013
Oh, the stories I have... I used to live near the 13th when there was open war up there.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Shamrock - 01-26-2013
haha...good shit IP. For the record the girl was cute, was definitely into him, and the only exchange was in bodily fluids. RVF has taken over Medellin. Having a blast and meeting lot of cool forum members. I'm also seeing that business opportunities here are out of control
Review of Medellin, Colombia - InternationPlayboy - 01-26-2013
Freddy, I got robbed walking down calle 9, right down the street from Parque Poblado. The guy had me in a good spot and I learned my lesson. He had me stuck between a building and a car. He was trying to sell me coke and I told him to fuck off. He said, "Give me money." I say, "I don't have any change." He says, "I want money, give me money!" I pull out 2 mil pesos but he sees I have more money. "More more! I have a knife!" I pull out another two, but he just grabs the whole wallet. He was trying to hide the knife but I saw it in his hands. To be honest, I'm just lucky the kid didn't try and take my watch. I had a $150 shirt on, $100 pair of shoes, $250 watch, my phone and passport. I got away lucky with just the $20 and the wallet my mom bought me for Christmas which was probably only worth $30. The kid was just desperate for some quick cash. He also had a friend with him. At first I didn't wanna give up the money, but then he called out for his friend and I decided, fuck, this is getting ugly. From now on though in situations like that when I'm not on a busy street, I'll be walking in the middle of the street so I can't get trapped between a building and a car like he had me. The ironic part is that my room mate wanted to take another way home and I said, "Let's just go this way, I know it will take a little longer but it's safer, there are more people around this way." So much for playing it safe...
Dulceacido, thanks for the advice. I have another week and a half, I'll definitely hit you up if I need a hand from buddy. I think you're right about the place the girls want to take us. The 10 actually has a car and offered to drive. To be honest, I don't think my room mate will take it all the way with the 10, but I hope he does. He's just so damn awkward, I don't see it happening. He even said himself that he thought she liked me more than him. I think she was just excited to speak some English with someone. She lived in the states for 6 months. He said she made no effort to make plans or anything like that unlike my girl. I asked him if she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and he said she never mentioned anything. Just got a call from my original flag... SMH. On any note, off to meet up with a member for lunch. Peace!
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Dulceácido - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 01:01 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:
Freddy, I got robbed walking down calle 9, right down the street from Parque Poblado. The guy had me in a good spot and I learned my lesson. He had me stuck between a building and a car. He was trying to sell me coke and I told him to fuck off. He said, "Give me money." I say, "I don't have any change." He says, "I want money, give me money!" I pull out 2 mil pesos but he sees I have more money. "More more! I have a knife!" I pull out another two, but he just grabs the whole wallet. He was trying to hide the knife but I saw it in his hands. To be honest, I'm just lucky the kid didn't try and take my watch. I had a $150 shirt on, $100 pair of shoes, $250 watch, my phone and passport. I got away lucky with just the $20 and the wallet my mom bought me for Christmas which was probably only worth $30. The kid was just desperate for some quick cash. He also had a friend with him. At first I didn't wanna give up the money, but then he called out for his friend and I decided, fuck, this is getting ugly. From now on though in situations like that when I'm not on a busy street, I'll be walking in the middle of the street so I can't get trapped between a building and a car like he had me. The ironic part is that my room mate wanted to take another way home and I said, "Let's just go this way, I know it will take a little longer but it's safer, there are more people around this way." So much for playing it safe...
Dulceacido, thanks for the advice. I have another week and a half, I'll definitely hit you up if I need a hand from buddy. I think you're right about the place the girls want to take us. The 10 actually has a car and offered to drive. To be honest, I don't think my room mate will take it all the way with the 10, but I hope he does. He's just so damn awkward, I don't see it happening. He even said himself that he thought she liked me more than him. I think she was just excited to speak some English with someone. She lived in the states for 6 months. He said she made no effort to make plans or anything like that unlike my girl. I asked him if she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and he said she never mentioned anything. Just got a call from my original flag... SMH. On any note, off to meet up with a member for lunch. Peace!
Sounds like the "10" may be my ex-fiancé. LOL! Take and post photos...
EL Peñol is awesome, but like I said, it's out of the area. The locals roll in and out like it's cool, and for the most part it is, but stay alert. I won't clutter the thread with war stories, so whatever... It's safe as fuck until you get rolled up and go for an extended tour of the finest jungles Colombia has to offer. LOL. I definitely wouldn't avoid going; just be observant. Have fun!
Review of Medellin, Colombia - WEDO - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 12:19 AM)Volk Wrote:
Quote: (01-24-2013 01:05 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:Congratulations!
Finally got that Colombian flag after two weeks
But, no details? Did you go to La Isla, San Diego Show or Fase II? Please don't tell me you did...
Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Volk - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 02:44 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:
El Peñol is awesome, but like I said, it's out of the area. The locals roll in and out like it's cool, and for the most part it is, but stay alert. I won't clutter the thread with war stories, so whatever... It's safe as fuck until you get rolled up and go for an extended tour of the finest jungles Colombia has to offer. LOL. I definitely wouldn't avoid going; just be observant. Have fun!
It's pretty simple and won't sugercoat it : Don't venture into the jungle and off the beaten path. The FARC owned the area like 8 years ago, and their exit strategy is always to plant the area with landmines as they flee the army. They are no longer there but who knows where in the jungle they left their little gifts behind.
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Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
Two weeks is actually very short. Single or not, that it won't change the fact that Colombian women have so much bs in their heads about sex, that it pisses me off. I'll leave you with a Colombian joke about them, judge yourself (sorry it's in spanish)
Después del sexo:
* LA BRASILERA: "Eu quiero muito mais… mais... mais... mais"
* LA ARGENTINA: "Che… sos un dios!!!"
* LA CUBANA: "Cosa más grande en la vida, chico sabroso!!!"
* LA GRINGA: "Hmmm! Very good!... Sorry... Can you tell me your name? Please…"
* LA ITALIANA: "Mamma mía... bravo... bravissssimo!!!"
* LA MEXICANA: "Órale... Tú sí que chingas padrísimo"
* LA ESPAÑOLA: "Joder tío!!! Veo que lo tuyo es follar majo"
* LA COLOMBIANA: "Ay... pero qué hemos hechoooo?...:$ No se que vas a pensar de mí, yo no acostumbro a hacer esto, es la primera vez que me pasa! No sé porque pasó esto tan rápido !!! ... Estoy nerviosa, apenada. Debo estar loca... Te juro que me siento rara, estoy muy sensible, además tienes que entender que esto uno no lo hace con cualquiera... Por cierto, qué sientes por mi? me quieres??
Review of Medellin, Colombia - chochemonger1 - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 04:33 PM)WEDO Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 12:19 AM)Volk Wrote:
Quote: (01-24-2013 01:05 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:Congratulations!
Finally got that Colombian flag after two weeks
But, no details? Did you go to La Isla, San Diego Show or Fase II? Please don't tell me you did...
Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
WEDO, I would agree with your assessment in general. Though if you have a nice pad in El Poblado, with complete privacy, getting a Paisa into your bed by the 2nd date should be normal.
My first time in both Cali and Medellin, I stayed in either a cheap hotel or hostel. I got little action in Medellin, but did ok in Cali.
Goes to show you that Caleñas are bit more down to earth and less materialistic than Paisas. Thus, the effort to bang is usually less with Caleñas.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - WEDO - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 05:04 PM)Volk Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 02:44 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:
El Peñol is awesome, but like I said, it's out of the area. The locals roll in and out like it's cool, and for the most part it is, but stay alert. I won't clutter the thread with war stories, so whatever... It's safe as fuck until you get rolled up and go for an extended tour of the finest jungles Colombia has to offer. LOL. I definitely wouldn't avoid going; just be observant. Have fun!
It's pretty simple and won't sugercoat it : Don't venture into the jungle and off the beaten path. The FARC owned the area like 8 years ago, and their exit strategy is always to plant the area with landmines as they flee the army. They are no longer there but who knows where in the jungle they left their little gifts behind.
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Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
Two weeks is actually very short. Single or not, that it won't change the fact that Colombian women have so much bs in their heads about sex, that it pisses me off. I'll leave you with a Colombian joke about them, judge yourself (sorry it's in spanish)
Después del sexo:
* LA BRASILERA: "Eu quiero muito mais… mais... mais... mais"
* LA ARGENTINA: "Che… sos un dios!!!"
* LA CUBANA: "Cosa más grande en la vida, chico sabroso!!!"
* LA GRINGA: "Hmmm! Very good!... Sorry... Can you tell me your name? Please…"
* LA ITALIANA: "Mamma mía... bravo... bravissssimo!!!"
* LA MEXICANA: "Órale... Tú sí que chingas padrísimo"
* LA ESPAÑOLA: "Joder tío!!! Veo que lo tuyo es follar majo"
* LA COLOMBIANA: "Ay... pero qué hemos hechoooo?...:$ No se que vas a pensar de mí, yo no acostumbro a hacer esto, es la primera vez que me pasa! No sé porque pasó esto tan rápido !!! ... Estoy nerviosa, apenada. Debo estar loca... Te juro que me siento rara, estoy muy sensible, además tienes que entender que esto uno no lo hace con cualquiera... Por cierto, qué sientes por mi? me quieres??
You aren't the first colombian guy I know of that has had a hard time with their own women. Maybe you should go back and pretend that you don't know any spanish. jajaja
Review of Medellin, Colombia - WEDO - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 05:16 PM)chochemonger1 Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 04:33 PM)WEDO Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 12:19 AM)Volk Wrote:
Quote: (01-24-2013 01:05 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:Congratulations!
Finally got that Colombian flag after two weeks
But, no details? Did you go to La Isla, San Diego Show or Fase II? Please don't tell me you did...
Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
WEDO, I would agree with your assessment in general. Though if you have a nice pad in El Poblado, with complete privacy, getting a Paisa into your bed by the 2nd date should be normal.
My first time in both Cali and Medellin, I stayed in either a cheap hotel or hostel. I got little action in Medellin, but did ok in Cali.
Goes to show you that Caleñas are bit more down to earth and less materialistic than Paisas. Thus, the effort to bang is usually less with Caleñas.
Went out with a pretty hot Paisa last night.....actually got her in my bed and could never get her pants off....never had a calena pull something like that.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - Dulceácido - 01-26-2013
Quote: (01-26-2013 05:16 PM)WEDO Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 05:04 PM)Volk Wrote:
Quote: (01-26-2013 02:44 PM)Dulceácido Wrote:
El Peñol is awesome, but like I said, it's out of the area. The locals roll in and out like it's cool, and for the most part it is, but stay alert. I won't clutter the thread with war stories, so whatever... It's safe as fuck until you get rolled up and go for an extended tour of the finest jungles Colombia has to offer. LOL. I definitely wouldn't avoid going; just be observant. Have fun!
It's pretty simple and won't sugercoat it : Don't venture into the jungle and off the beaten path. The FARC owned the area like 8 years ago, and their exit strategy is always to plant the area with landmines as they flee the army. They are no longer there but who knows where in the jungle they left their little gifts behind.
Quote:Quote:
Just got back into Cali...Paisas are tougher to bed than Calenas...but I'm surprised it took him 2 weeks to get his first bang....I have never seen a club anywhere else in Colombia with more single women in it than Babylon.
Two weeks is actually very short. Single or not, that it won't change the fact that Colombian women have so much bs in their heads about sex, that it pisses me off. I'll leave you with a Colombian joke about them, judge yourself (sorry it's in spanish)
Después del sexo:
* LA BRASILERA: "Eu quiero muito mais… mais... mais... mais"
* LA ARGENTINA: "Che… sos un dios!!!"
* LA CUBANA: "Cosa más grande en la vida, chico sabroso!!!"
* LA GRINGA: "Hmmm! Very good!... Sorry... Can you tell me your name? Please…"
* LA ITALIANA: "Mamma mía... bravo... bravissssimo!!!"
* LA MEXICANA: "Órale... Tú sí que chingas padrísimo"
* LA ESPAÑOLA: "Joder tío!!! Veo que lo tuyo es follar majo"
* LA COLOMBIANA: "Ay... pero qué hemos hechoooo?...:$ No se que vas a pensar de mí, yo no acostumbro a hacer esto, es la primera vez que me pasa! No sé porque pasó esto tan rápido !!! ... Estoy nerviosa, apenada. Debo estar loca... Te juro que me siento rara, estoy muy sensible, además tienes que entender que esto uno no lo hace con cualquiera... Por cierto, qué sientes por mi? me quieres??
You aren't the first colombian guy I know of that has had a hard time with their own women. Maybe you should go back and pretend that you don't know any spanish. jajaja
This is so true. I see exactly how Medallo gets a bad rep in the forum: guys who have zero game go down there and think pussy is going to drop from the heavens and shower them with orgasmic impunity. It's laughable. If you're a douche in the states--you're a mega-douche in Colombia because the chicks there have seen it all and if you don't think they see you coming from a mile away with your shorts and cargo pockets, flip-flops, and Oakley's, you're in for a rude fucking awakening.
Colombian guys that have a hard time pulling in Medellín (no offense intended toward anyone reading this to whom it could apply, just stating the facts) all say the same lines: Oh, the girls are stuck up or they're gold-diggers or they're only looking for a passport... Always the same lines... On the other hand, I have seen Colombian Macks that could have any girl they wanted in any city. Ultra-gaming, smooth guys. Seriously... Medellín is flooded with dudes scoping pussy. People from all over the world are going there thinking they're gonna rain down on some "10" who is going to fuck them because they have a passport and can provide baby formula. It' not like that in Medellín (or Bogotá). You wanna play that game, go to Armenia, Turbo, Caucasía, or Barrancón where foreigners are still a rarity. Don't think you're gonna roll down to Parque Lleras and even get a second look. You're just another sex tourist who is poorly dressed and your shitty Spanish isn't cute--it's a nuisance because the last ten drunk-ass gringos already, obnoxiously, blew the "hey, check me out, I'm not from here" card out of the water.
The girls go there expecting to meet foreigners, if they are not with their friends. And let me tell you, there are white guys with blue eyes who are fluent in spanish and have major fucking game in USA, Germany, Denmark, Italy, Spain, etc. at every place you can imagine, who are there to game Paisas. You, as an average-looking person (Colombian or American or Whatever) better have your A-game on the spot when you go to Parque Lleras. Because there is ALWAYS someone there who is whiter than you, has bluer eyes, blonder hair, more money, speaks better Spanish, and has his shit together. If not, there are other latinos that have more money than God... Puerto Rican millionaires... Cuban Millionaires... Argentine millionaires... Guess why they are there? The same reason you are and you better have your shit together. This is why Colombian guys have a hard time there. Macks and G's from all over the planet are rolling into Medellín to harvest the goods. When you show up unprepared, with shit for game, dressed like some dipshit from the midwest, get ready to fight with all the other douchebags, like you, for the low-hanging fruit.
Game is game. Unless you want to pay for pussy, game counts for everything. And just because you're in Colombia--well, so are another 30,000 yanquis and europeos. And they have their game wired tight and are knocking it out of the park. They are the reason you see all those hot-ass bitches in Parque Lleras.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - garygroundwork - 01-27-2013
mmm interesting
medellin only gets a bad rap from me because there is jack shit to do there (so i don't understand why people rave on and on about it) and it is full of losers that fly half away around the world to sit in centro commercials all day long eye goggling girls and trying to get a girls phone number like they have never had a root before.
as for game yes and no.....generally speaking the old wrinkly cunt that throws money at paisas will out do the young good looking guy no matter how good his game is or how blue his eyes are.
money wins down there its the most superficial culture....
and yes i killed it there but i don't care for the bullshit that goes with it and going on a holiday just to try and get a fuck in a place where the nightlife is shit, there is no beach and there is nothing to do all day long. that's why i think its overrated.
Review of Medellin, Colombia - WEDO - 01-27-2013
Quote: (01-27-2013 01:46 AM)garygroundwork Wrote:
mmm interesting
medellin only gets a bad rap from me because there is jack shit to do there (so i don't understand why people rave on and on about it) and it is full of losers that fly half away around the world to sit in centro commercials all day long eye goggling girls and trying to get a girls phone number like they have never had a root before.
as for game yes and no.....generally speaking the old wrinkly cunt that throws money at paisas will out do the young good looking guy no matter how good his game is or how blue his eyes are.
money wins down there its the most superficial culture....
and yes i killed it there but i don't care for the bullshit that goes with it and going on a holiday just to try and get a fuck in a place where the nightlife is shit, there is no beach and there is nothing to do all day long. that's why i think its overrated.
Killing it and bitterness about a place is a rare combo.
What could be more superficial than a guy who buys a chick dinner and when she doesn't put out...thinks to himself....I could have had a thai hooker for the that price. LOL!!