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Open this Chick - ksbms - 06-08-2017

Quote: (09-22-2016 05:48 AM)Ivanis Wrote:  

I kid you not, I'd open as below and with right delivery and a playful smirk on my face, I'd get a good laugh, a number down the line and frolicsome activity shortly after.

Notice, a very good physique required for that to pull of - the many hours of sweat, tears, toil and pumping iron week in, week out, for the purpose of impeccably chiselled body - that will do the "heavy lifting" (pun intended) for you. Cherish your success, for it was hard to come by

After a pregnant silent beat upon entering, inspecting my back by pressing palm into my upper back, and rather a quiet grunt:

"Ah girls, just been lifting and did my personal best but I reckon I overstretched my back a bit. Which one would like the privilege of becoming my personal masseuse"? *

Then proceed as normal, gents.

* Clearly, bonus point and foot massage for you to be provided by one of the girls if you thought the eye-to-eye addressee should've been the blonde. Although the line is addressed to no particular girl really (I'd happily provide my services to all of them), the blonde being looked up to is the one in charge in there. It is either her who'll sit down behind you to proceed to alleviate your phantom back pain or motions one of the brunettes to relish in appreciation of your mighty deltoids. If the latter happens, chances are high the other will offer you the aforesaid foot massage. With that in motion, a heavenly gates of impending foursome are well-nigh.

Enjoy and thank thy maker.

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Open this Chick - Stakes Is High - 06-11-2017

Sauna chicks:

Walk in, friendly greeting, 'hello' and a smile..

Get settled in.. wait a minute or two, close eyes, breathe calmly, deeply..

"how long have you ladies been in here?"
"X"
"dont mind me if you want to get more comfortable and lose the towels..." smirk

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Open this Chick - Euphoric_Breeze - 06-11-2017

A simple " Did I just walk to paradise?", with a
A light smirk and eyes gazing to each corner
of that sauna will help create a sexual, stress-free atmosphere.

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Open this Chick - simondice - 06-11-2017

"hey ladies, mind if I join?"
Body language does most of the talking anyway

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Open this Chick - Gorgiass - 06-11-2017

Wouldn't waste my time feeding the ego of either of the attention whores with silicone asses.

Unpleasant face sitting girl - cheer up it can't be that bad! Whenever I'm feeling down I chug an espresso or 3, how about you?

Sauna - whew it's hot in here. What toxins are you guys sweating out? *sniff* Smells like Patron silver? (Keep cool, any attempt to instantly sexualize a situation like this is going to make you look like someone who is excited by a situation the 3 of them view as normal and everyday, ie not a member of the secret society as Gio put it)

Now a situation we'll see more than once in 3 lifetimes - shopping in a men's and women's clothing store, and 3 aisles over in the women's dept you see this:

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Open this Chick - Euphoric_Breeze - 06-11-2017

A simple " Did I just walk to paradise?", with a
A light smirk and eyes gazing to each corner
of that sauna will help create a sexual, stress-free atmosphere.

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Open this Chick - Gorgiass - 06-12-2017

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Open this Chick - naswanji - 06-16-2017

Quote: (06-11-2017 11:01 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  

Wouldn't waste my time feeding the ego of either of the attention whores with silicone asses.

Unpleasant face sitting girl - cheer up it can't be that bad! Whenever I'm feeling down I chug an espresso or 3, how about you?

Sauna - whew it's hot in here. What toxins are you guys sweating out? *sniff* Smells like Patron silver? (Keep cool, any attempt to instantly sexualize a situation like this is going to make you look like someone who is excited by a situation the 3 of them view as normal and everyday, ie not a member of the secret society as Gio put it)

Now a situation we'll see more than once in 3 lifetimes - shopping in a men's and women's clothing store, and 3 aisles over in the women's dept you see this:

How about "I appreciate the thought ladies, but white [or whatever color the garment is] makes my butt look big." (i.e. subtext that they're buying a gift for you)

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Open this Chick - Giovonny - 06-27-2017

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"that's hot"
"that would look great on you"
"that's very sexy"
"nice dress"
"you girls have good fashion sense"
"nice"
"looks good"
"very attractive
"white is a good color on you"


Just a few ideas to get your minds working...

There are no perfect "pick up" lines.

There are guys with the confidence to speak and there are guys without the confidence to speak.

Which one do you want to be?

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Open this Chick - AneroidOcean - 06-27-2017

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"You girls are having too much fun" while giving a laugh and a grin or maybe a smirk.

Gauge their reaction.

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Open this Chick - Uruz - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-05-2017 10:20 AM)TornadoByProxy Wrote:  

Open this girl.

Me - "I want to do coke from your butthole."

Her - Lying on the ground and spreading her buttcheeks

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Open this Chick - Travesty - 06-27-2017

^ "Just me or is it really chilly in here? Got anything extra I could put on to keep warm? (while hugging myself like I am a poor homeless child out in the cold)"

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Open this Chick - Giovonny - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-27-2017 03:44 PM)Uruz Wrote:  

"I want to do coke from your butthole."

Makes me want to change my answer!

Edit:

"that's not hot"
"that wouldn't look good on you"
"that's not very sexy"
"that dress sucks"
"you girls don't have good fashion sense"
"nope"
"that doesn't look right"
"not attractive"
"that's not a good color"

This is better!

Thanks Uruz!

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Open this Chick - Comte De St. Germain - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-11-2017 11:01 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  

*To the one on the right*: "So does that make her butt look big?"

*Then to the one on the left*: "You know she's the judgemental type I can tell."

Left: "Why's that?"

"The eyes are the window to the soul and she was staring pretty damned hard.......*insert ramble here*"

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Open this Chick - Travesty - 06-27-2017

^ I think for that one and those type of more classy well-styled girls it helps to dress better than they are when you approach. Can act like a clown or switch to giving advice on why the dress looks hot on her or not. If you dress better & have better posture than them they will listen much easier as you are their target for trying to look that good in the first place.

If you aren't dressed as well and try to do the clown/metro/gay friend humor about big butts in dresses I think it is easier for them to see you as entertainment rather than the guy they can imagine blowing later that night.

Maybe I am just getting old.

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Open this Chick - Comte De St. Germain - 06-27-2017

^Tone matters too and I'm always dressed well. Gotta talk a bit more slowly than usual to emphasize my deep voice and the tonality in these kinds of situations. Talk too fast and rush into it and you might as well be the gay friend. There's a lot that can't be explained via text based forums.

Posture (as you said), tone, and vibe matter. Think this is where most of the newbies are suffering.

What's also extremely underrated is positioning. How you position yourself in reference to the girl shows a lot more than what anyone can say.

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Open this Chick - Giovonny - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-27-2017 05:53 PM)Travesty Wrote:  

have better posture than them

Data Sheet?

"How standing up straight can get u laid"

"The ergonomics of chasing pussy"?

"Day gaming with an arched spine: How to fix!

"Make her look UP to you: The posture of Game!"

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Open this Chick - PapayaTapper - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-11-2017 11:01 PM)Gorgiass Wrote:  

Now a situation we'll see more than once in 3 lifetimes - shopping in a men's and women's clothing store, and 3 aisles over in the women's dept you see this:

Pardon me. Would either of you know where I can find a new Sugar Baby?

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Open this Chick - Travesty - 06-27-2017

Quote: (06-27-2017 06:32 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

Quote: (06-27-2017 05:53 PM)Travesty Wrote:  

have better posture than them

Data Sheet?

"How standing up straight can get u laid"

"The ergonomics of chasing pussy"?

"Day gaming with an arched spine: How to fix!

"Make her look UP to you: The posture of Game!"

Like you are the director and they are in your film. You & probably many members know the vibe from shooting personal sex tapes with girls. Be authoritative while still having a commanding charm. Strong smooth open gestures.

Hot chicks all have a certain posture. They have that model wannabe straight glide stride they want. They know standing certain ways accents their body & hair flow.

You can beat them at their own game & when you do they have mad respect because way less guys have "hot guy" posture because it usually comes from lots of earned confidence with women & life. Hot chicks that are teenage virgins get this posture from nature for free because they are programmed to do it.

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Open this Chick - Skank_Hunt - 06-27-2017

Quote: (08-23-2016 03:49 PM)Vinny Wrote:  

What about this one here. Classical example. A perfect case I must say. Stationary target and alone.

Fuck me, that's my type...

Upon first seeing her I would probably have one hand over my face in a sort of "oh my god" but that's a reflex reaction. Approach wise I would just "Excuse me, I just walked past and I think you're adorable I mean I don't usually do this but jesus" while shaking my head. It seems lame for different types of chicks but when I get "my type" girls I just say what I'm feeling and I seem to do better with these than girls I "forced" myself to approach or who are attractive but not my ideal type. It's all in the energy/vibe you bring anyway so doesn't matter that much...

With that skinny blonde girl on the laptop and with the teapot, she looks like she could be a huffingtonpost writer. Other than that I would laser focus on her laptop as follows:

"Excuse me, does that macbook have an i3 or i5 processor?"
"Errr I don't know"
"Well even if it's an i5 processor I read somewhere that the processors for macbooks were made as slower, lite versions of even windows laptops to make them extra thin, and I am really curious as to how it performs compared to, say, an i5-520M processor. My niece said she hates how slow her macbook is and she has an i5 processor, with 4 cores, yes FOUR! And FECKING EIGHT LOGICAL CORES, YOU HEAR ME?!?!"
"Errrr WTF"
"And her laptop is still slow as hell! I've got a Pentium III desktop that does more flops than her $1500 macbook!"
"WTF"
"I'm just messing with you but macbooks are shit, I prefer windows, I like the shape of your shirt collar. I see you have a teapot, do you recommend the tea or should I get something else?"

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