[el mechanico]

So, What happens to girls when you're done with them? I will tell you what happens to half of mine. They linger around for a while and end up dating or even engaged/married to one of my friends or relatives.

This is getting old with me. Actually it's been old for 25 years or more. I got a phone call last night from a friend who asked me what the deal was with this one girl that I banged a couple times a couple weeks back. He met her at one of my watering holes which she would never be at unless she was thinking I would be there. This shit happens all the time.

Now this is the problem I have with this..These dudes..Hook up with them and then it turns into a conspiracy. They drop off the face of the planet like they did me wrong and are afraid to deal with me when I really could give a shit less. Then there's the girls...One of them told my friend that I was moving too fast and she didn't want a serious relationship. How about the truth? What happened is we went on a date and before it was over half the items in her apartment were in every hole in her body.

I have a fake facebook female profile that I made to play an elaborate joke on a friend. This fake girl is getting requests and messages all the time from friends and even friends of friends. Sometimes guys will ask me about her and my girlfriends think she's some slut and hate on her. Yea I know FB is lame but I have to keep it for certain reasons.

My problem with this..I show some of these dudes step by step how this plays out from start to finish and invite them to join in and even teach, make dating profiles for them etc to get them moving and they wont do it.
I feel like I'm doing all the work.

This one dude said to me "Hey iron dick has that thing fell off yet?"
One week later he's muffdiving some chick that I rawdogged drunk.

I know advice will be ditch all these people but it's not possible my network is thousands of people and my income depends on that.

[Gmac]

Have you told them you don't give a shit? If they believe it maybe this won't turn into such a big deal every time.

[el mechanico]

(12-04-2011 11:08 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Have you told them you don't give a shit? If they believe it maybe this won't turn into such a big deal every time.

It's not everytime but, yea you would think they would know and I even will say have at it. I think the women brainwash them into thinking that I would be mad or was in love with them..

I can walk to at least 20 bars from my house. So why should I risk DUIs and head out when I could pull right across the street. Would you?

I have started venturing into Tampa more but it's a huge logistical disadvantage. Being a half a mile from your house on foot and catching a "ride" home is the cornerstone of most my bangs.

Keep in mind that from what I've seen the average guys goal is an LTR with a decent looking girl without putting in any effort. Some of my friends can't even talk about women without marriage coming into the subject. I stop them everytime and say why do you have to bring that into the conversation? Were just talking about some pussy here.

[Gmac]

Yeesh. Any chance you can move and start fresh? Sounds like it might be the best option.

[el mechanico]

(12-04-2011 11:38 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

Yeesh. Any chance you can move and start fresh? Sounds like it might be the best option.

No I can't move. Established business, houses, family etc. It's just the way it is and I'm in a great spot.

[Timoteo]

First, el mech, you must acknowledge that this is all a result of your prolific smashing...HA HA! But seriously, this shit doesn't have to be so dramatic. If one of your dudes runs into one of your former bangs, and wants to also bang/date or whatever, all he needs to do is put in a call. "Hey mech, I ran into so and so and I'm tryin' to make it happen...anything I should know?" That's all it would take. Sure, chicks might try to create fake drama between you. "You know, me and mech dated for a while," when in fact you just fucked her a couple of times. Really, the call is all about courtesy, so that you don't end up in the same room at a party somewhere and learn about it THAT way, where it's awkward. It's not complicated. If a man feels weird about fucking a chick one of his boys already banged, then pass on her. But having to deal with blowback because other people can't own their past behavior is ridiculous.

I have an acquiantance that killed a long-time friendship over dumb shit like this. One of his best friends ended up dating one of his one-night stands. The dude called him when things got serious between them, just to let him know (when you're in the same circles, and are best friends, you do that to make sure your friendship will still be solid). He said it was all good. Then at a party he was going around telling other dudes that he had hit her first, and other distasteful shit, being disrespectful to her, and even worse, being disrespectful to another man that was supposed to be a good friend. It sickens me when men can't manage something like this. We know chicks can't, but we should.

[Gmac]

Sounds like the chicks are the ones making it a big deal. I guess all you can do is warn your friends about what's up and be done with it then.

[Chad Daring]

There is a way to let your friends know to avoid them....

[Tuthmosis]

(12-04-2011 10:46 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

How about the truth? What happened is we went on a date and before it was over half the items in her apartment were in every hole in her body.

You almost ruined a keyboard with the mouthful of coffee I sprayed on it when I read this shit.

Game on, player. This sounds like the cost of doing business. Any time there's sex and women involved, there's going to be drama. Either the women are going to invite it or hating-ass dudes and envy will seek you out. As long it remains non-violent and the police aren't involved, I'd count my blessings.

[el mechanico]

I think what bothers me is that I think that these hook-ups happen out of mutual resentment between the two for me.
How many times have you seen a dude open a girl because he knows that you know her. Hey, didn't I see you here with el on friday? or Where's el tonight? No? I heard he's picking up his mail order bride from the Dominican blah blah

[Aliblahba]

Next time you see one of your friends and an ex, say "Hey Bill, how does my dick taste?"

Seriously, your problem comes with the territory. Strike it up to stationary game. Let them hook up. You know you can always bring the bitch back to the fold with a text message. You might wanna start expanding your hunting grounds out a bit. When I get down there plan on latinas in Tampa.

I've had your problem before when stuck in one place for awhile, especially small towns. When some dude tries to give me shit in the bar after he hooks up with my leftovers, I just laugh, and break him down emotionally. After the convo, he feels like he just got stuck with taking out the garbage.

Rock on Emech. I'll call when I can get a fucking sim card. I gotta get up to speed on the DR.

Deuces bitches!!

Ali-B

[el mechanico]

(12-04-2011 08:44 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

Next time you see one of your friends and an ex, say "Hey Bill, how does my dick taste?"

Seriously, your problem comes with the territory. Strike it up to stationary game. Let them hook up. You know you can always bring the bitch back to the fold with a text message. You might wanna start expanding your hunting grounds out a bit. When I get down there plan on latinas in Tampa.

I've had your problem before when stuck in one place for awhile, especially small towns. When some dude tries to give me shit in the bar after he hooks up with my leftovers, I just laugh, and break him down emotionally. After the convo, he feels like he just got stuck with taking out the garbage.

Rock on Emech. I'll call when I can get a fucking sim card. I gotta get up to speed on the DR.

Deuces bitches!!

Ali-B

I do say shit like that sometimes. Hey, dave..remember when you said you were worried about STDs once? Well.. add about another thousand sluts on top of the one you just fucked.

I did start up with the Latinas again with a fresh angle. Get your sim card

[Timoteo]

"I've had your problem before when stuck in one place for awhile, especially small towns. When some dude tries to give me shit in the bar after he hooks up with my leftovers, I just laugh, and break him down emotionally. After the convo, he feels like he just got stuck with taking out the garbage."

I think it's hilarious that a dude would attempt to talk shit to a dude that hit what he's hitting FIRST. I mean...you're coming from a place of weakness. What are you going to say? That's you're fucking her better or harder? No matter what, you got in it first. He's eating off YOUR plate. It's YOUR dick he's tasting when he kisses her.

This reminds me of a great basketball story. J.R. Reid, a former NBA player that played at North Carolina was a certified dick. In college, they were playing against an ACC rival (I can't remember the school). It turns out a player on the team was dating one of his ex's. All game, he was in homie's ear about what he had done to his girl sexually when he was with her. The poor guy had the worst game of his career!

[Aliblahba]

Yeah Emech, dont worry about it. Just keep taking the lions share and let the buzzards fight over the carcusses.

[Nonpareil]

Bugs the shit outta me too. Not the actual act of feasting on a friend's leftovers (I've done it, who hasn't?) but when friends get pissed that some girl they foolishly committed to took my dick in her ass at multiple points in the past, and then they try to make you look like the asshole because you had the balls to make a move and the game to secure the bang.


One particular girl who was around me and my crew years ago caused so much drama and bullshit this way. I was banging her, and my good friend was also banging her at the same time, which we didn't discover until near the end, and yeah I was a bit wigged by it, but I didn't get all beta and get in his face about it, but still, I'd fuck this girl and then what? A few days later she'd go over to see my boy? That's not right. You know what kind of risk you're putting me at by doing that?

Then, one of my other buddies got in there a few times and then she took up with another casual acquaintance and they dated for a while, and of course when he learned all of this he was very pissed off (dude is a classic beta fool).

Despite our thriving little community here and the fact that Roissy probably gets over a million hits a month, a shockingly low number of guys out there have game.

Above all else, it's desperate; why does a semi-attractive young chick need to cock-hop in a crew of friends? Do girls in their head sometimes think 'I wonder what is the most efficient way to create as much drama as possible?' before they do this shit? I am not above saying something like 'Oh you are gonna love the way she sucks your balls, dude...'

And none of this happened in a small-town setting. I've eaten my friend's leftovers before, but come on. If one of my boys bags a nice trophy, hooks up with her for a few months and then she falls off and I run into her a year later, yeah, I'll try to make it happen and yeah, I have upset more than one friend by doing this. So what? You bang a girl a bunch of times and you own her even after it's over? Why you heff to be mad? Do you want her back or are you worried that I'll do it better than you?

[Timoteo]

(12-06-2011 01:49 PM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Bugs the shit outta me too. Not the actual act of feasting on a friend's leftovers (I've done it, who hasn't?) but when friends get pissed that some girl they foolishly committed to took my dick in her ass at multiple points in the past, and then they try to make you look like the asshole because you had the balls to make a move and the game to secure the bang.


One particular girl who was around me and my crew years ago caused so much drama and bullshit this way. I was banging her, and my good friend was also banging her at the same time, which we didn't discover until near the end, and yeah I was a bit wigged by it, but I didn't get all beta and get in his face about it, but still, I'd fuck this girl and then what? A few days later she'd go over to see my boy? That's not right. You know what kind of risk you're putting me at by doing that?

Then, one of my other buddies got in there a few times and then she took up with another casual acquaintance and they dated for a while, and of course when he learned all of this he was very pissed off (dude is a classic beta fool).

Despite our thriving little community here and the fact that Roissy probably gets over a million hits a month, a shockingly low number of guys out there have game.

Above all else, it's desperate; why does a semi-attractive young chick need to cock-hop in a crew of friends? Do girls in their head sometimes think 'I wonder what is the most efficient way to create as much drama as possible?' before they do this shit? I am not above saying something like 'Oh you are gonna love the way she sucks your balls, dude...'

And none of this happened in a small-town setting. I've eaten my friend's leftovers before, but come on. If one of my boys bags a nice trophy, hooks up with her for a few months and then she falls off and I run into her a year later, yeah, I'll try to make it happen and yeah, I have upset more than one friend by doing this. So what? You bang a girl a bunch of times and you own her even after it's over? Why you heff to be mad? Do you want her back or are you worried that I'll do it better than you?

Yeah...chicks know the drama potential when they do shit like this, but dudes have to be bigger than that. Especially if it's a situation where neither of you knew what was up. Once it's established that she's a trick, you can never let it affect your friendship. At that point, NONE of the crew should be trying to make her their girl. And there should be no guilt if she comes back around wanting more dick. Just wrap up and get as grimy as possible. I had a chick I banged once move on to one of my boys after I hit and quit, and he banged her for a little bit because he was in between girlfriends. We laughed about it, because we knew that's all she was worth. There can be a slight sting when something like this happens, but dudes can't let it get beyond that.

[el mechanico]

"At that point, NONE of the crew should be trying to make her their girl."

You would think but the fact is most dudes will do anything for steady pussy or girlfriend and try to justify it like I'm the bad guy for pounding the pavement bringing these sluts to the table. Then the girls become born again virgins after I fuck them over. I guess.

[Nonpareil]

(12-06-2011 08:48 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Yeah...chicks know the drama potential when they do shit like this, but dudes have to be bigger than that. Especially if it's a situation where neither of you knew what was up. Once it's established that she's a trick, you can never let it affect your friendship. At that point, NONE of the crew should be trying to make her their girl. And there should be no guilt if she comes back around wanting more dick. Just wrap up and get as grimy as possible. I had a chick I banged once move on to one of my boys after I hit and quit, and he banged her for a little bit because he was in between girlfriends. We laughed about it, because we knew that's all she was worth. There can be a slight sting when something like this happens, but dudes can't let it get beyond that.

Yeah exactly...it's one thing to be a little miffed, but you can't let some slew get in between you and your friend. Ironically enough, of those 3 guys, the one I'm still tightest with? The guy who was hitting it concurrently with me, good dude.

But you know what? If I ran into her or she called me up, again.

(12-06-2011 09:59 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

"At that point, NONE of the crew should be trying to make her their girl."

You would think but the fact is most dudes will do anything for steady pussy or girlfriend.

And this is the biggest myth that society and women successfully perpetuate to young men.

In my younger, less smooth days I've wanted for relationships, and I don't know, maybe sometimes I even still do, but then once I get a girlfriend, after the first few month sex changes from frequent and hot to routine and once every two or three meets and I now have to listen to this girl and deal with her problems. If I find the right one I'll do it again, unfortunately the right one doesn't just grow on trees.

...But sluts do.