I was reading Roissy's Chicks Dig Jerks: Norwegian Terrorist Gets Love Letters In Jail thread, and saw this gem of a comment by Riff Dog.
Thoughts?
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Wait . . . I wonder if there’s a way you can *pretend* to be a prisoner convicted of murder. Get one of those private Mailboxes and place an ad in whatever magazine it is that these women use to look for their dreamboats. (I’d avoid food magazines.)
Then as the letters start pouring in, you could could just copy and paste the replies for all 10 or 20 girls who write you, substituting their names in the appropriate places. Talk about how you don’t understand why it is that you do the things you do. “I guess it’s just how I am. This rage builds up inside me and . . . “ And then after a few letters, be sure to say, “It’s so nice to finally find someone who understands me. It’s like . . . we get each other.”
I’ll bet that as you describe how lonely you are, they’ll start sending lots of explicit pictures of themselves. Surely one of them must be decent. (Like I said, avoid advertising in the food magazines.)
Then, after a couple months, pick a decent one and tell her you’ve “escaped.” Have her meet you somewhere where you can bang her. Might as well have her bring money, too. You know, because you just escaped from prison and all.
Thoughts?