I borrowed one from my buddy and this thing is great!
Aloha!
Aloha!
Fleshlight
^reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me back east. He was at another friend's house and was down in the basement and found a fleshlight packed away in some box. He washed it out in the sink and used it. Said it was awesome and asked his buddy if he could have it (after he secretly used it).
Isn't this a song from the seventies by Parliament?
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung
Cost of a fleshlight : 100$
Cost of fucking a random feminist hoe on Tinder in Canada : 0$
But the conversation with the fleshlight will probably be more interesting...
Fleshlight it is!
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Cost of fucking a random feminist hoe on Tinder in Canada : 0$
But the conversation with the fleshlight will probably be more interesting...
Fleshlight it is!
Quote: (02-09-2017 05:08 PM)Kona Wrote:
I borrowed one from my buddy and this thing is great!
Aloha!
Can I get it back now? No need to wash it.
Aloha!
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Quote: (04-15-2013 03:37 PM)w00t Wrote:
Yeah I got a fleshlight, hardly ever use it though as its a bitch to clean it up.
But they are pretty good. I dont see the big deal, lots of chicks have vibrators and noones shaming them for having fun
My friend bought a cheap pocket pussy once, he tore a hole in it within a matter of days lol.
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Just throw it in the diswasher next to your fine china and silverware
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