[Farmageddon]

hahaha, great thread. I usually keep my texts nearly 100% logistical but now I'm starting to see the value in some different styles. Thanks for opening my eyes a little bit el mech.

This is an exchange from a few weeks ago which led to a bang that night, on our second time to hang out, I think it goes without saying but I'm green:

   

   

   

[el mechanico]

I'm sending beta texts to pre-fuck girls. I'm going to be posting here.

[reaper23]

(08-21-2011 04:05 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(08-21-2011 02:49 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

me: this is your last chance to fuck with me!

her: what time are you picking me up?

Was banging an hour later

I'm gonna start trying this apocalypse text on chicks I'm ready to give up on and stop talking to.

I found that approach on OKCupid worked well too.

subject "LAST CHANCE"

[el mechanico]

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[el mechanico]

And more beta..
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Should I keep this bs going?? I haven't met these girls yet

[Aliblahba]

STOPPIT Emech. You're killing me!!! Lol. That is definitely beta. You just rejoined the other 98% of the male population.

[el mechanico]

Watch this! I'm turn coating on Ms. Jen.

[el mechanico]

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[el mechanico]

See now I play jealous.. gonna switch it up again lol

[hypesession]

Farmageddon that is smooth as butter bro!

[slubu]

(08-15-2012 12:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

You messed up. That proper punishment was very predictable and then you apologized later. Good shit either way though

I learn everyday. She was a complete nutcase though, moreso than most girls. She was the most attractive girl I have potentially ever gone out with though. Not sure if that impacted my style, whether it should impact my style or what. Oh well.

(08-15-2012 02:48 PM)Blaze Frazier Wrote:  

slubu, I would have gone the Chris Brown route after she used those lyrics from Rihanna. I don't mean beat her up, just say I'm going to beat that pussy up like Chris Brown or something.

I'm never that aggressive during texts. Something to consider though. I try to be as vanilla as possible, though some of these text exchanges are making me think otherwise.

[slubu]

(08-15-2012 07:58 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

See now I play jealous.. gonna switch it up again lol

This is 1000x more entertaining than pretty much anything you can find on TV.

[el mechanico]

I'm almost wasted now. Slubu don't treat hot girls better please for now. If you have to make a judgement post here first.

[el mechanico]

I have a song I think of while i'm texting hold up..

[el mechanico]

[el mechanico]

All the lies all the lies been told to me...

Next up.

[el mechanico]

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[Dan]

This is the travel forum.

[Gmac]

My "proper punishment" shtick (which tons of guys here stole from me! it's cool) works on ALL the crazy chicks. Just sayin'

[Giovonny]

(08-15-2012 09:28 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

My "proper punishment" shtick (which tons of guys here stole from me! it's cool) works on ALL the crazy chicks. Just sayin'

I don't get it?

What is your "proper punishment" shtick text?

[el mechanico]

Well my date is trashed. Hot but trashed. Cut open and all. Lesson for girls....Greeks send strong drinks your way so watch it and do not try to play heavy- weight with us.

[el mechanico]

(08-15-2012 09:38 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 09:28 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

My "proper punishment" shtick (which tons of guys here stole from me! it's cool) works on ALL the crazy chicks. Just sayin'

I don't get it?

What is your "proper punishment" shtick text?

It's terrible and predictable. Or for my New England guys.. Fuckin Retaaded

[Dan]

I'm confused why you don't use iMessage when you and that girl both have iPhones. Is text message better for your game? What am I missing?

[Parlay44]

(08-16-2012 01:30 AM)Dan Wrote:  

I'm confused why you don't use iMessage when you and that girl both have iPhones. Is text message better for your game? What am I missing?

iMessage is text messaging. Same thing. It's automatic if both have an iPhone. It's based on the data network. If it doesn't go through then it gets sent as a text(SMS) message which goes over the phone service not data.

[slubu]

(08-15-2012 09:28 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

My "proper punishment" shtick (which tons of guys here stole from me! it's cool) works on ALL the crazy chicks. Just sayin'

Yup I credited you in my original thread on this crazy chick. Sadly backfired on me on this one.