I was at Jamba Juice, which is sorta of a mainstream hipster wanna be juice place - overpriced and thinks way too highly of themselves. All the cute yoga chicks go there.
I was standing in line and saw a cute girl 2 people in front of me. There was a guy in front of me so I pointed to a sign they have "squeeze more out of life."
I said rather loudly to the guy in front of me "squeeze more out of life... the last time I did that I got slapped." The cute girl in front looked back at me, gave me the up down, then looked away. ;/
I heard a giggle from behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Eh, not bad. This is how 100% of my conversations go with girls during the day:
Me: small talk
Her: small talk
Me: something interesting
Her: something not interesting
By this time I got to the front, so I ordered a drink. I told the girl behind the counter that if Im buying a 9 dollar drink it better have 2 shots in it. Not bad girl laughed. Counter girl looked at me confused. On the way out I put my hand on not bad girl's lower back, guiding her out the door. This move has always felt really natural to me. As we left I squeezed her ass. She took my hand off and said arent you afraid of being slapped again? slight smile. I told her if you spend your whole life afraid of doing something you want to do you'll never be happy. If you see something you want (I gave her the up down here) you have to go for it. She gave me the look fat girls give chocolate. I gave her a kiss, got her number and left.
I was standing in line and saw a cute girl 2 people in front of me. There was a guy in front of me so I pointed to a sign they have "squeeze more out of life."
I said rather loudly to the guy in front of me "squeeze more out of life... the last time I did that I got slapped." The cute girl in front looked back at me, gave me the up down, then looked away. ;/
I heard a giggle from behind me. I looked over my shoulder. Eh, not bad. This is how 100% of my conversations go with girls during the day:
Me: small talk
Her: small talk
Me: something interesting
Her: something not interesting
By this time I got to the front, so I ordered a drink. I told the girl behind the counter that if Im buying a 9 dollar drink it better have 2 shots in it. Not bad girl laughed. Counter girl looked at me confused. On the way out I put my hand on not bad girl's lower back, guiding her out the door. This move has always felt really natural to me. As we left I squeezed her ass. She took my hand off and said arent you afraid of being slapped again? slight smile. I told her if you spend your whole life afraid of doing something you want to do you'll never be happy. If you see something you want (I gave her the up down here) you have to go for it. She gave me the look fat girls give chocolate. I gave her a kiss, got her number and left.