[Vaun]

Almost all women today think they are as funny as Amy Schumer/Lena Dunham/Broad City/Leslie Jones, and act like wanna be stand up comedians. She obviously lacks respect for you. But dont worry, because this is a very common behavior by woman today, so you are not the only one, probably even for her.

So lets face it, women are not funny. Even when they try, weely weely hard. Their jokes lack tone, wit, and.... humor.

Girls today say "I'm sarcastic!". But its usually because no one has really ever said anything mean back to them, to their face.

This is when it gets fun. Pick her most insecure thing she's expressed to you(weight,age,hair,etc), and say the most fucked up thing about it that makes her cry. Then don't apologize. A girl like this has never been taught that words has consequences. Be that guy. But fuck her good first.

[not-a-pua]

Girls say stupid shit all the time. Sometimes without even thinking. Have you ever had a girl "leave you" out of a sudden?
Next time, from behind, do her anally. It'll be big enough.

[Suits]

(07-29-2016 10:06 PM)5kold Wrote:  

You need to ask her for a re-do and then take a huge long piss while inside her. She will storm out in a hurry, looking like one of those 2L diet coke bottles they fill with mentos and throw on the concrete.

Have you ever had sex before?

[Fortis]

if I've already fucked her what do I care what she thinks about the size of my cock? This shit test is laughable and so transparent that I'd literally probably laugh and pants her or something if she's in my apartment. Like AB Said, someone is always gonna be bigger, but that shouldn't really even matter if you're fucking her.

[Rocha]

For me what she said is a non issue. Women say stupid stuff all the time, she made an obvious comment, there is always someone more big, strong, clever, rich...

What I take from this post is that OP was bragging about his sexual prowess, some women do it, guys should not, guys should hear women saying how good they are. No matter how good you think you are, it only reveals insecurity. Maybe you are not that good then, she sensed your insecurity and amplified. Do not underestimate women capabilities to explore men weaknesses.

[griffinmill]

Quote:

Almost all women today think they are as funny as Amy Schumer/Lena Dunham/Broad City/Leslie Jones

That's a faulty premise. Those chicks aren't funny.

[Cheetah]

Just reply by saying:

You do know that you statistically need to have slept with more than 95 men in order to have achieved what you just said.

Wow, is that really true, girl.

I didn't know that about you.

[Geomann180]

"Okay.

You're not the tightest girl I've been with. So what?"

G

[MMM]

"Yeah sure, there's always someone bigger, younger, hotter, tighter. What's your point?"

[Bacchus]

I would say flatly, "And?"

Concision is key.

[joost]

Never heard of such thing. Usually is the contrary. A friend of mine banged a pro and she said it was very big and according to him, her ass wasnt tight at all.

[Splord]

(07-31-2016 10:54 AM)Bacchus Wrote:  

I would say flatly, "And?"

Concision is key.

I think this is the kind of answer you should give.

With o n e word you communicate that her opinions mean nothing to you and nothing can sway you from your final purpose (=banging her).
If size means so much to her and supposedly you 're small why then is she f*cking you? She's the inconsistent here and showing that will get her hamster running.

I agree that it cannot be accepted of course, she says something like that and it's the last time you see her: give a good hatef*ck and then it's goodbye

[Gameplan]

"I wish I could say the same for you."

[Wreckingball]

IMO re-targeting back at the girl will make you sound butthurt. Do that if you feel she was being a cunt.

If she was not being a cunt (which I don't think she was, because you asked her to rate you which you should never do), me, being a deep believer of the powers of Agree and Amplify I would go for something like this:
"I myself have trouble finding it once in a while"
"That hurts! *fake sobbing*When I was born the doctor spent a couple of days searching for my weiner. *fake crying*"
"Oh, you had sex with other men? So.. you were not a virgin? Well, we can't get married now."

[Beijong]

Gotta admit, I'm stunned a girl would say this. I guess it depends on if I went in looking at it as a hook and release, at which point I couldn't give a rat's ass - or a girl I'd been gaming for a while and trying to like... have a relationship with.

If she was a potential relationship girl "what the f**k is the matter with you" and then have a discussion about what is and isn't appropriate to say, or drop her rank on the totem pole down.

[Sam Malone]

[Scott]

(08-04-2016 09:16 AM)Sam Malone Wrote:  

[Ezio31]

My response ? "You're not the hottest broad I ever banged"

[DimeBait]

Somebody's dyck will always be bigger than yours. It doesn't take a huge dyck to give her the best sex she's ever had. Work on your stroke and tongue game.

[Phoenix]

This stuff is where Russian grammar would come in handy.
A lazy, concise question as response:

'cause slut?

[Vincent Chase]

"That's not what my last boyfriend said"
"Well then you need to get your eyes tested, or maybe not your eyes.."
"Is that a reflection of you or me? "
"You know women's assessment of such things reduces with age?"

[dnx]

"Good, so you're not gonna choke while I fuck your throat"

[Tigre]

(08-02-2016 09:26 AM)Wreckingball Wrote:  

IMO re-targeting back at the girl will make you sound butthurt. Do that if you feel she was being a cunt.

If she was not being a cunt (which I don't think she was, because you asked her to rate you which you should never do)

(snip)

Great point. I saw it the same way.

OP was veering into neediness by mentioning to her about his own sexual prowess.

Extreme neediness (I'm not saying OP reached it) would be doing something for her and then wanting to be thanked for it again and again.

Zero neediness would be doing something for her and never mentioning it. It's no big thing.

Girls will respond well to zero neediness. Extreme neediness might elicit a frustrated response back from her like OP got. She probably regrets she said it, but it was a reflex action coming from a place of disgust at what she was hearing.

If you keep a strong enough frame and never have to fish for compliments from her, this should never be an issue.

[Sam Malone]

(08-04-2016 11:04 AM)dnx Wrote:  

"Good, so you're not gonna choke while I fuck your throat"

[dark_g]

"Yeah, I noticed. He stretched the shit out of you."