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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-20-2016, 02:28 PM
I can see fat acceptance having a bright shining future on Mars. All the 200 lb women will only weigh 75 lbs.
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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-20-2016, 05:46 PM
Every men should go on strike for two weeks.
Let's see how long they last with no or few:
1. Plumbers
2. Contractors/construction workers
3. Combat military
4. Law enforcement
5. Surgeons
6. Farmers
7. Old field workers
8. Heads of businesses that employee tons of people
9. Math teachers
10. Programmers/IT professionals
11. Airline pilots
12. Heavy movers/people who do hard labor.
I'm half-serious. I almost want to start a movement forcing a historical event of what the modern world looks like when men just check out for 1-2 weeks.
Of course, I bet the women would just go vacation at the same time to avoid the reality.
#LifeWithoutMen
#LifeMinusMen
#TheFemaleLordOfTheFlies
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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-21-2016, 03:45 AM
All I think when reading this is the future may be female but the now is always male, of course only female would want something that doesn't exist.
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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-21-2016, 06:22 AM
Quote: (07-20-2016 05:46 PM)The Black Knight Wrote:
Every men should go on strike for two weeks.
Let's see how long they last with no or few:
1. Plumbers
2. Contractors/construction workers
3. Combat military
4. Law enforcement
5. Surgeons
6. Farmers
7. Old field workers
8. Heads of businesses that employee tons of people
9. Math teachers
10. Programmers/IT professionals
11. Airline pilots
12. Heavy movers/people who do hard labor.
I'm half-serious. I almost want to start a movement forcing a historical event of what the modern world looks like when men just check out for 1-2 weeks.
Of course, I bet the women would just go vacation at the same time to avoid the reality.
#LifeWithoutMen
#LifeMinusMen
#TheFemaleLordOfTheFlies
I already do this, I quote women outrageous amounts when they call my business. Not because they are women per se, but because I know they are going to be a pain in my ass, calling all of the time and asking crazy questions.
#equal quotes for equal headaches
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-21-2016, 12:50 PM
Troll the fuck out of it.
Woman drives her car off a cliff whilst following the satnav? #thefutureisfemale
Photo of a woman watching a man change her tyre? #thefutureisfemale
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An interesting new hashtag, #thefutureisfemale
07-21-2016, 03:21 PM
I wonder if this might explain the nightmare I had last night:
A bunch of women with penile implants the size of my arm, 5% body fat and steroid rash demanding that I cut my own natural schlong off.
The (collective?) subconcious, what a realm...
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