[spokepoker]

Some months ago a crazy dude went on a mini rampage with an axe in a 7-eleven in my old town, swung at a customer, then started attacking the clerk.
Customer shot him dead.
Concealed Carry Saves Lives.

I wonder how far train-axe would have gotten if Germany had some sense about the world.

[zigZag]

From what i'm hearing from someone who is living in germany.. It's an (17 year old )Afghan. But lets see what comes out...

[Kona]

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

[Adonis]

I have it on good authority Sen. Chuck Schumer will introduce S.B.2016 "Safe Forests For The Children Act" banning assault axes.

#TreeLivesMatter

I guess there were no American veterans on the train this time. What will it fucking take for this cucking to stop? Not wholesale rape, not a score of dead gays, not 2 dozen dead kids, not 100's injured and killed in coordinated attacks. In our lifetimes we will witness either the dying breath of masculinity or a cataclysmic shifting of the pendulum.

[philosophical_recovery]

I'm sure this is just a new bodyspray marketing campaign. No reason to be alarmed.

[spokepoker]

Is a chainsaw a fully automatic assault hatchet?

edit: ^^ Hahahahahahhaahahaha!!

[Suits]

[kaotic]

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

[Nineteen84]

   

[Pride male]

These terrorists really have an axe to grind.

[rotekz]

17 year old Afghan. This is possibly a photo of him.

[Kona]

Its gonna be really hard to get on a plane with my axes now.

How's that?

Aloha!

[Que enspastic]

Was the Afghan Buddhist? I've got a feeling I'm right about this one.

[Kona]

(07-18-2016 05:01 PM)Pride male Wrote:  

These terrorists really have an axe to grind.

OK that's a good one. Creative.

I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha![/b]

[RaccoonFace]

It's a 17 year old Afghan. Fucking Germans are cucked:

[Soundbyte]

I wonder if this is the tipping point for Islamic attacks. The frequency that these larger scale attacks are happening could be pointing to a massive up tick in terrorism.

[Foolsgo1d]

17 years old? I'm sure as hell not going to trust that estimate based on the bullshit we saw where full grown men in their mid-20s to early 30s claimed to be children.

[nomadbrah]

I'm betting this 17 year old Afghan is more like 27.

[Kona]

(07-18-2016 04:56 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

Very innovative. I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha!

[Alpha_Romeo]

17 year-old Afghani according to one of the tabloids

http://m.bild.de/news/2016/amoklauf/amok...obile.html

[rotekz]

(07-18-2016 05:07 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:  

I'm betting this 17 year old Afghan is more like 27.

He lied about his age for sure. They all do.

[Yurtley]

(07-18-2016 04:52 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  

I'm sure this is just a new bodyspray marketing campaign. No reason to be alarmed.

Axe body spray.

Hack away that pesky body odour with our new cutting edge formula!

[Aurini]

Probably just Dave Foley, up to his usual tricks.

[RoastBeefCurtains4Me]

(07-18-2016 04:42 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  

Some months ago a crazy dude went on a mini rampage with an axe in a 7-eleven in my old town, swung at a customer, then started attacking the clerk.
Customer shot him dead.
Concealed Carry Saves Lives.

I wonder how far train-axe would have gotten if Germany had some sense about the world.

I love reading positive, feel good stories like this.

[kaotic]

(07-18-2016 05:07 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:56 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

Very innovative. I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha!

Kona my sarcasm didn't bleed through when writing that, it's been said on here before, by others, I didn't create it. I don't deserve that rep point, feel free to redact it, just don't give me a neutral rep

Back on the subject I was waiting for this guy to pop up.