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http://www.citynews.ca/2016/06/24/dad-pl...r-old-son/

Who needs Tinder or any other dating website when you have dear old dad sourcing out a potential wife.

The father of a Salt Lake City businessman is setting up interviews for women interested in marrying his 48-year-old son, nearly a week after taking out a newspaper ad announcing the search.

Baron Brooks tells the Spokesman Review newspaper that his father, Arthur Brooks, took out the $900 ad in the Coeur d’Alene Press last weekend.

Earlier this week, he called the advertisement “embarrassing” but said he’d let his 78-year-old father go ahead with the search.

“You will probably be between the ages of 34-38 but that can be flexible,” the ad says while listing off various criteria.

“You will be attractive being height and weight proportional.”

While Brooks says he is flexible when it comes to someone with children from a previous marriage and religious orientation, there are a couple of criteria he is adamant about.

“If you voted Obama or plan to vote for Hillary you are not for me,” he states. Also, “If you are five-foot-eight and like to wear high heels it may not work.”

Brooks says his father will be conducting interviews this weekend. He says he will pay for round trip air fare and first class lodgings, not only for the potential candidate, but for any chaperone the person may want to bring.

Brooks closes the ad by stating, “This is a serious request. Please be serious as well.”

[cubanlinx]

“If you are five-foot-eight and like to wear high heels it may not work.”

I'm getting this guy to do an Ad for me as well.

[tanner]

If this does not show there is a marriage and gender crisis for single men, then what else can. Especially for low income single men who come from disadvantaged backgrounds with no rich dad who will pay for an expensive newspaper add. The add is like giving a warning that a storm is brewing.

[philosophical_recovery]

34-38 age for the women? Yuck. His poor son is gonna catch something, and it won't be fertile of the kind he's looking for.

His son needs an emergency game administration.

[Phoenix]

30 years too late to decide to help, fuckwit. You could've just taught him basic common sense back then and he would've been fine.

[eradicator]

Jeez, just fly to Ukraine or South America or SEA for a month. Find a wife. Forget about trying to marry an american woman.

[Germanicus]

What a waste of 900 bucks. He could've bought a copy of Bang and Day Bang and a one way ticket to SE Asia or Eastern Europe for that price and it would've been more useful besides.

[mogsy]

Perhaps he decided to do this himself and pretended it was his dad's idea, i'm not sure on the demographics of the 'Coeur d’Alene Press' but it could be an idea to do this in a women's fitness magazine or a magazine with supermodels as the target audience, if anyone tries please post the results

[Cattle Rustler]

The Coeur d’Alene is a region in Northern Utah but mostly Southern Idaho. To the members proposing the guy take a trip abroad, he will get hosed by some green card chaser or ho wanting to get child support. If you cannot get laid where you live, you will not get laid somewhere else (except the phils, errybody gets laid there apparently).

That guy's dad is a beta buck. Who the fuck says this?

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Brooks says his father will be conducting interviews this weekend. He says he will pay for round trip air fare and first class lodgings, not only for the potential candidate, but for any chaperone the person may want to bring.

That means some pro can bring Chad Thundercock, pass him off as his brother to get a free weekend vacay.

AF,BB niggas.

[Kona]

(06-25-2016 09:55 AM)tanner Wrote:  

http://www.citynews.ca/2016/06/24/dad-pl...r-old-son/

These are mormons, they do things like this.

I cant seem to figure what city this paper is from.

Why is it only 27 degrees there? Is this the Antarctica paper?

Edit: Canada. I get it.

Aloha!

[Oswaldo Guimaraens]

In airline magazines, they have ads for firms (always run by women) that bill themselves as high-end matchmakers for upscale men. Of course they have figured that the airline magazines are ideal to reach the target audience. I guess they're successful, as they have been around for years. Why not use one of those? At least get a national audience.

There's probably more to the story here. I doubt that it is, but it looks like anti-conservative, anti-traditional-values trolling, maybe by a scorned ex or other enemy of the poor simp.