Budapest - Best City in Europe 2016
08-14-2016, 12:52 AM
I will add whatever 2 cents worth, corresponding to what I have seen here, been here for a month and a half now. This is my second time here, last time being in November, which was much better. Summer has brought an influx of chodes the likes of which I haven't seen before. However, there are still many opportunities to get your Hungarian flag, not to mention other flags since so many Western Europeans come to BP.
Szimpla, the famous 2 floor ruin pub, which has almost no music, except when they have guitar players and performances by random local musicians. This is where you would find girls from all over the world. I have met girls from Iran, Dubai, Egypt, Asian countries and other exotic (if you will) girls here, although they are a minority. Most common countries here and in BP in general: UK and Holland, and then France, Germany, Belgium and Norway. I've literally opened girls "You're from Holland aren't you", and was correct and able to hook.
Because Szimpla is a liberal student oriented place, you will easily be friendzoned into a retarded asexual conversation if you don't escalate and choose girls who are actually there to fuck. Several forum members have had tremendous success simply by doing that. Initiate touch early on, see if they comply, if not eject quickly and take the number (usually useless). Also, watch out for feminists, there are some here, and you'd want to avoid politics if you want to maintain vibe and pull.
Day game, go to a place called Anna Cafe near the main Zara and H&M shopping area where hot girls (sometimes underage, scantily clad) come and go, girls are receptive. You can also go along the Danube which you access from he parallel street, loads of tourist restaurants that overcharge. Numbers are easily collected but not everyone uses whatsapp, best if you go on an instant date and if not call them instead of texting. Daytime here is by and large a lot of fun, it is more pleasant and you can save yourself the chaos of night life (although you'll be missing out on what BP is essentially known for and better than Kiev or Bucharest). Responses from Hungarian girls are normally very polite, only certain areas at night where local Westernized sluts go to deliberately crush guys, high end clubs usually, can give you a typical "Go away" or a cunty response before you even open your mouth.
Romkert, a night club further away from the center, you have to cross the bridge or take a taxi and then naturally run the risk of paying an exorbitant price. Very high quality, some say the best in BP. From what I've seen, the super hot girls, are there either to meet a sponsor or flaunt their shit. Very expensive drinks, other than beer which is relatively cheap/average price. Pre-drink before you go.
BoB, second best quality I've seen here, 9s and 8s, usually coupled with an older beta guy, again I'm suspicious of gold diggers.
Still, no cover charge, takes ages to get a drink, and will cost you an arm and a leg for a fucking Redbull Vodka, so again, pre-drink before you go.
Doboz, this is my favorite place in BP. Young slim local girls everywhere, great ratio, even in summer. Cover charge is 4$, normal days comes with a drink voucher, where there isn't much action here, weekends gets you no free drink. Western girls don't come here, no gold diggers, no attention whores, friendliest rejections I have ever seen in a club, EVER. Most of the action happens on the dance floor, so make sure you bring your dancing game. There is also an adjacent garden/sitting area where, usually taken later at night, say 3 am, where you can rest and run conversational pickup.
Gozsdu Udvar, a street/alleyway that stretches 300 yards. Mostly cafes, pubs and bars here. Girls walk past, you can have a beer outside during the day or early evening and go at it. First place on the left you see, charges expensive prices, avoid. Go to the second place right after, called EPIC bar, where a pint of beer is about 1.5$ (390 Hungarian forint). Avoid hustlers and exchange places, they are a waste of time.
Fuge Udvar, and Udvar Rom, both right next to Doboz, almost entirely locals, usually in a social circle, hard to pull, cheap drinks, nice atmosphere, this is where Hungarians like to go out for a beer. Take a number, see where it goes. Try opening the local guys who are with the girls and buy them a beer, once you befriend them the girls will open like magic.
Instant, I hate this place, but it is open 24-7, and you can close here later at night when girls are rotten drunk. Not cheap, beer is double the price what it is in bars. Quality is average, even low. Place is tattered and the atmosphere is purely Western. Nasty place, but gets huge traffic, huge lines that take half an hour to move through. Every Western person knows and have heard of this place, no Hungarians.
Pekseg 0-24 Non Stop, place right next to Instant that sells a big pizza slice for 200 forint (half a buck). They also have a huge gyro type meat in pita bread for 2.5$, biggest portion I've seen here for that price.
Beer and Burger, this has been the spot for getting something to eat for forum members, beer is cheap, burgers as in all of BP are average priced. Crappy fries, good burgers, slow but friendly service.
Karavan Open area garden right next to Szimpla where stalls sell burgers and food. Burgers are small and pathetic, expensive. You can have a beer here during the day and even game. At night I would get a burger at Szimpla instead of this place, it is a waste of money on food (but has such high rating on Trip Advisor, well that's why we have RVF).
Hello Baby, didn't get enough time to vet this place properly, cover charge is 8$ including a drink voucher. Responses here have been extra cunty due to the Euro soccer thing, a vast ocean of English drunks making sure the girls can't stand any further approaching.
Night street stop game, Excellent to avoid the hordes of men during summer, why not avoid cover charges, shitty attitudes and sausage fests if you can pull at night from the street?
You can use Uber instead of a taxi, it is less common but exists to some extent here.
Massages Go to Krisztina Massage. Prices are very cheap, this is non-erotic since I'm not into that. I get a professional massage, which relaxes me for the day and does wonders for your vibe, 15$ an hour.
Clothes aren't cheap, expect to pay more or less what you pay in the West.