[BortimusPrime]

Just got this via my student email account / social justice spam vector:

http://readsh101.com/0516/08/pdx.html

Key points:

Fat people are fat because other people judge them.

Fat people can't exercise and eat less because other people judging them prevents this somehow.

The link between obesity and poor health "is complicated" you see, because a 90 lb heroin addict would be less healthy than a fat person.

Losing weight is a futile and pointless goal so you shouldn't even try.

If you're a fat woman you should take pole dancing lessons.

Weight is not under your control, it's because of genes and the prokaryotes in your asshole that control your behavior.

Since the BMI is an inaccurate tool for measuring fatness, fatness is completely unknowable.

[Surreyman]

(05-25-2016 06:04 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

If you're a fat woman you should take pole dancing lessons.

This is a new fashion amongst basic bitches.

[EDantes]

(05-25-2016 06:04 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Just got this via my student email account / social justice spam vector:

http://readsh101.com/0516/08/pdx.html

Key points:

Fat people are fat because other people judge them.

Fat people can't exercise and eat less because other people judging them prevents this somehow.

The link between obesity and poor health "is complicated" you see, because a 90 lb heroin addict would be less healthy than a fat person.

Losing weight is a futile and pointless goal so you shouldn't even try.

If you're a fat woman you should take pole dancing lessons.

Weight is not under your control, it's because of genes and the prokaryotes in your asshole that control your behavior.

Since the BMI is an inaccurate tool for measuring fatness, fatness is completely unknowable.

Imagine if newsletter read like this:

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Smokers smoke because liberal elitists judged them

Smokers can't quit because liberal elitists judging them prevents them

The link between smoking and poor health is complicated, because a 90lb vegan health nut may be less healthy than a smoker who diets and exercises right

Qutting smoking is a pointless and futile goal

If you're a chain smoking woman you should practice sucking dick to relieve the craving

Smoking is not under your control, it's because of genetics which force you to buy cigarettes

Since liberal elitists have demonized smoking in the media, the health effects of smoking are completely unknowable

[Leonard D Neubache]

Progressive scum who want to stay fat and lazy are perfectly welcome to do so IMO.

The last thing I want is the enemies of civilisation to be fighting-fit.

[Delta]

(05-25-2016 06:04 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Since the BMI is an inaccurate tool for measuring fatness, fatness is completely unknowable.

God this one is fucking stupid. The caveat to BMI is that it assumes you're not muscular. That's it. But you hear constantly people who have never lifted a weight trotting out the "BMI isn't a good measure" excuse, with no understanding as to why.

[EDantes]

(05-25-2016 10:09 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Progressive scum who want to stay fat and lazy are perfectly welcome to do so IMO.

The last thing I want is the enemies of civilisation to be fighting-fit.

People who can't even lift their ass-cheek off the sofa without spraining something are easier to keep welfare dependent, and therefore forever in debt to the state with their votes lest they lose their free lunches.

Even today Democrats are still the slave owners.

[Leonard D Neubache]

(05-25-2016 10:44 PM)EDantes Wrote:  

(05-25-2016 10:09 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Progressive scum who want to stay fat and lazy are perfectly welcome to do so IMO.

The last thing I want is the enemies of civilisation to be fighting-fit.

People who can't even lift their ass-cheek off the sofa without spraining something are easier to keep welfare dependent, and therefore forever in debt to the state with their votes lest they lose their free lunches.

Even today Democrats are still the slave owners.

Paid from the well of federal debt and taxes. A well which is fast drying up. And when those EBT cards start swiping $0 then the fun and games are really going to start.

A herd of fatties going into cheese-seasoning withdrawals at the same time that their antidepressants run out will look like something out of The Walking Dead.

[EDantes]

(05-25-2016 11:03 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

(05-25-2016 10:44 PM)EDantes Wrote:  

(05-25-2016 10:09 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

Progressive scum who want to stay fat and lazy are perfectly welcome to do so IMO.

The last thing I want is the enemies of civilisation to be fighting-fit.

People who can't even lift their ass-cheek off the sofa without spraining something are easier to keep welfare dependent, and therefore forever in debt to the state with their votes lest they lose their free lunches.

Even today Democrats are still the slave owners.

Paid from the well of federal debt and taxes. A well which is fast drying up. And when those EBT cards start swiping $0 then the fun and games are really going to start.

A herd of fatties going into cheese-seasoning withdrawals at the same time that their antidepressants run out will look like something out of The Walking Dead.