[Dominance]

Quote:

Stop reposting her damn pictures.

Are you finding them difficult to masturbate to?

[FireStarter]

(04-28-2016 12:45 AM)Mike5055 Wrote:  

People like her are repulsive. It's free speech right up until you disagree with it.

After that it becomes "hate speech".

It's both simple and predictable:

Agree with the opinion = free speech
Disagree with the opinion = hate speech

[Glaucon]

Emergency eye-bleach, you are welcome

[FireStarter]

(04-27-2016 07:39 AM)Horus Wrote:  

Her hair is done up in a bun in the FRONT of her head for the simple reason that she isn't able to reach the back of her head. Similarly, she also smells bad since she is incapable of washing any area of her body that doesn't fall within a radius of the narrow range of motion displayed in her arm flailing tantrum.

It's a dead certainty that she has one of these in her bathroom:

Or a rag on a stick...

[UlteriorMotive]

Personally I think there's a good chance she was just hungry.



In all seriousness, these idiot's need to grow up.

Also, that sack of lard is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

[muscless]

What a great Fucking day, Trumps and now this (OP youtube vids)!! It's been a long time but I'm starting to have "hope" for America! It's been living in a shit hole for long enough!

[Days of Broken Arrows]

I have nothing to contribute to this thread. So I'll reminisce about a much better time in society. The time when I was in college -- the Bush I era.

Yes, it's becoming ancient history. But it's important to remember what life was like once upon a time in the good ol' U.S.A.

1. We had one fat chick on the entire dorm hall. And by today's standards, she wasn't even that fat. My friend used to wear a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt and once said he felt embarrassed wearing it when she passed by. But not embarrassed enough to stop wearing the shirt. No one complained about the shirt.

2. They'd show porn movies on the all-girls floor of the dorm during "Oktoberfest week" -- a week supposedly dedicated to "competition between dorm floors," but really an excuse to get totally debauched. Some of the guys showed up to the movies in Hugh Hefner-styled bathrobes.

3. Speaking of porn, one time the cable system mysterious offered a week's free access to an "adult channel." The staff obliviously let the students watch it on the dorm lobby TV, as if it was "Family Matters." I have a distinct memory of walking into the dorm and hearing someone on the TV moan "Daddy f*ck me!" This incident made it into one of my music reviews in the college paper and was a source of amusement to many.

4. The "sex ed" they gave us at the beginning of each school year was: "Here's how to avoid pregnancy and disease -- come by the health center later if you want to buy any of this stuff or need a shot." The end.

5. No one complained about the massive Thursday night fraternity blowouts. The brainiacs knew to study in the library that night to avoid the noise.

6. The big-deal leftist protest was against Apartheid in South Africa. The hippies put up a shanty to protest it, and sat outside at night singing songs. Sometimes I'd join in on my guitar and torment them by playing acoustic versions of disco songs. You had to be there.

7. The theater productions often featured nudity and/or near nudity. Some of it was courtesy of a woman who later went on to become a soap opera star.

8. I don't ever remember any instance of sexual assault charges being filed between students -- and I was the editor the college paper and saw all the police logs. The one instance we had of rape was an outsider coming onto the campus.

9. Professor-student affairs went on -- and they went on in both directions, sometimes with female professors and male students. No one said anything. Affairs also went on between staff members and students.

10. The gay kids had their own subculture and were happy to be left alone. Most all of them were "out," but not obnoxious about it. No one really cared that much. My dorm hall had hardcore lacrosse jocks in the room across the hall from the gayest of gay guys, one of whom played opera loudly.

11. Expulsions and suspensions were non-existent. When my friend got caught hacking into the administrations' top-secret computer, they arrested him but didn't press charges. The admin seemed bemused by the incident and got him help secure their system as punishment. He's now a very successful computer whiz.

12. Speaking of whiz, a group of us once caught some drunk visitor to our dorm pissing in the stairwell. We escorted him out of the building and had them send in a team to clean it. End of story.

13. The weird gay guys in the Fine Arts Building would leave gay porno mags in the bathrooms. We'd take them, then slip them under the doors of the girls in our dorm as they slept. Much hilarity ensued when the girls woke up with copies of "Honcho" staring them in the face.

14. I haven't mentioned drugs. That's because they were so prevalent that they were like food. You didn't even notice it after a while. The hall I lived on my freshman year was so full of stoners they named it after a Pink Floyd album. The Resident Assistants (the students in charge of each hall) looked the other way, and so did the cops. No one wanted high profile arrests and so long as no one was getting hurt, they didn't care.

15. The only feminism I remember came in the form of the "Women's Union," which was made up of around five frumpy chicks with old lady names like "Miriam." Even the hardcore leftists made fun of them.

16. They never protested the many nude art exhibits at the library. I forgot to mention those. Some were student exhibits that had self-portraits of the female artists.

An actual conversation:
Michelle: "Did you like my piece that got selected for the exhibit?!"
Me, thinking about her bare breasts in the photo: "Uh...um...yeah!"
How do you answer that kind of a question?

17. The big protests, believe it or not, were by a Christian student group which was usually bothered by those aforementioned library art displays. They were led by a girl who was actually pretty hot. We were going to put her on the front page for the final issue of one school year, but opted instead to put a photo of a sunbathing female student in a bikini instead. (If there wasn't the rule about no photos of females here, I'd scan the pic since I actually kept that issue.)

***

After I graduated, I returned in the mid-'90s to sit on a student-alumni board called the "Publication Council," which oversaw the newspapers and magazines. At one meeting, a rather agitated young guy stood up and started demanding we make a rule ensuring "freedom of speech" in the student paper. The new female editor, it turns out, had required something called "politically correct language" be used in the articles. He felt it was wrongheaded and destroying the entire concept of journalism.

No one knew what the f*ck he was talking about.

[cascadecombo]

(04-28-2016 06:38 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

1. We had one fat chick on the entire dorm hall. And by today's standards, she wasn't even that fat. My friend used to wear a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt and once said he felt embarrassed wearing it when she passed by. But not embarrassed enough to stop wearing the shirt. No one complained about the shirt.

I want to buy one of these now.

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(04-28-2016 07:01 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(04-28-2016 06:38 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

1. We had one fat chick on the entire dorm hall. And by today's standards, she wasn't even that fat. My friend used to wear a "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt and once said he felt embarrassed wearing it when she passed by. But not embarrassed enough to stop wearing the shirt. No one complained about the shirt.

I want to buy one of these now.

Looks like they still make them. Just Google the phrase. You know what would be funny? If the Forum went into the t-shirt business and created its own variation on these shirts.

[kbell]

[EDantes]

Funny how the ones likely complaining the loudest about 'objectifying' women and all that are the ones posting bikini shots on their FBs.

Shows just how much jealousy is really the root of it.

[Constitution45]

I know of some left wing people that are starting to speak out against the 'new puritans' so to speak. Interesting to see, as they really are now turning on each other.

[DJ-Matt]

I'm suspicious that her facebook page is actually a troll account, when you click the link it goes to a profile with a changed name and a profile picture of a manatee

Now that we know her real name it's time to start digging into her past photos to see if she's another fatality to "lindy west disaease"

[Days of Broken Arrows]

(04-28-2016 02:39 AM)Dominance Wrote:  

Quote:

Stop reposting her damn pictures.

Are you finding them difficult to masturbate to?

LOL! This is the online version of a joke we used to do in college called "There's your girlfriend."

We'd be looking at women and when one of us spotted a wildebeest, we'd try to be the first one to say "There's your girlfriend" to one of the other guys.

I developed a funnier variation on it that maybe some of you can use to deflate would-be Alpha Men. You get the other guy to go on about what he doesn't like about the woman (i.e. "OMG -- she's huge and obnoxious and she's a feminist," etc.). When he stops, leave about a two-second pause, then ask him "So how long did you two go out, anyway?"

Hahahahahaha. This is especially funny if there are other people around who buy this and ask the guy "Wait -- did you really date that fat chick?!" Then you get to watch him sputter out excuses and turn red. Days of Broken Arrows for the win!!

My plan is to turn all these threads into stories of my college immaturity. They'd be more fun that way, anyway.

[TheBowery]

Meternity leave: for single washed up women in their mid-late 30s who want to take time off because they have nothing left but a meaningless "career", brunching with other trigglypuffs, and cats

http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/i-want-all-...-any-kids/

Hamster wheels are spinning more furiously than ever, but the comments section gives me hope

[CynicalContrarian]

(04-28-2016 09:53 AM)TheBowery Wrote:  

Meternity leave: for single washed up women in their mid-late 30s who want to take time off because they have nothing left but a meaningless "career", brunching with other trigglypuffs, and cats

http://nypost.com/2016/04/28/i-want-all-...-any-kids/

Hamster wheels are spinning more furiously than ever, but the comments section gives me hope

"I want all the perks of maternity leave — without having any kids"

Not being female I'm not directly offended by this, yet just when you ponder that they couldn't become any more out of touch & retarded...
Or selfish for that matter...

[Mike5055]

She does look quite like Jabba...

Bring me Solo and the wookie!

[Matsufubu]

She should check her white privilege for appropriating Hippopotamus culture with her body type.

She's like Big Red, only smellier and somehow less threatening - if she charged you she'd drop dead after six feet.

[kaotic]

PJW posted this:

   

I might of died laughing.

Even my liberal friend who campaigned for Bernie posted this.

They see through the bullshit.

Also, I was speaking with a guy who thinks we're pre in 1930's pre WW2 Germany, and "history" is repeating itself.

Also his friends said the "regressive left" isn't helping anyone and that they are the true fascists.

Eyes are being opened my friend.

[debeguiled]

(04-28-2016 06:38 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

I have nothing to contribute to this thread. So I'll reminisce about a much better time in society.

Visual representation of better days. Lynyrd Skynyrd, Oakland, 70s. Check out the crowd shots. No fatties. No tats, except for one, on a guy (not counting musicians). Only one camera. No freakish dye jobs. Look at how natural the girls look, how low key the clothes and makeup, if there is any. Look at the innocence on those faces, how unselfconscious and happy they are, a day in the sun, music, friends. Most of them can't even see the stage. They're happy. Only downside the absence of sunblock.

Or look at this HD video from much later, New York in 1993. Finding degeneracy in this video is like looking for Waldo:

Nostalgia over. Triggypuff on.

[Atlanta Man]

All of you men on this forum are assholes and do not recognize the beauty this sexy woman is!!! You are brainwashed by the media's depiction of thin women as beautiful, under the new Lena Dunham standard this woman is beautiful!!!

Guess what you shitlords, I am going to marry her! It is legal polygamy, because she is so big she is equal to two women!I get a threesome every night with her! Take that you cis scum!

[samsamsam]

(04-28-2016 02:14 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  

Guess what you shitlords, I am going to marry her! It is legal polygamy, because she is so big she is equal to two women!I get a threesome every night with her! Take that you cis scum!

Just remember to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Don't do the slap a thigh, ride the wave in thing. I am afraid if you slap the thigh it might slap you back and knock you out.

[NilNisiOptimum]

We need to start a campaign now to make "trigglypuff" the word of the year with the dictionary people.

[EDantes]

(04-28-2016 01:43 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

PJW posted this:



I might of died laughing.

Even my liberal friend who campaigned for Bernie posted this.

They see through the bullshit.

Also, I was speaking with a guy who thinks we're pre in 1930's pre WW2 Germany, and "history" is repeating itself.

Also his friends said the "regressive left" isn't helping anyone and that they are the true fascists.

Eyes are being opened my friend.

Can you imagine these millennials standing up to fight for their country if there is every a 3rd world war?

All the enemy would have to do is offer them a "safe space" and they'd defect in the blink of an eye:

For that matter why would our soldiers bother fighting and throwing their lives away when they realize all they're fighting for is the "right" for some campus losers to be offended; this could easily be the fall of an empire, just like ancient Rome.

[realologist]

I was at the grocery store and saw a wild trigglypuff. Well a woman that looked extremely similiar to her today. She had a shaved top of the head with a mullet instead. Of course she was buying cookies and a 5 gallon bucket of ice cream.

I just kept imagining her throwing the ice cream and cookies down and throwing her arms all crazy like the GIF. Still laughing about that shit.