[2Wycked]

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A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.

The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.

But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.

His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds.

The men told staff at the hospital in the western town of Schoppingen that their unconscious friend had fallen down the stairs.

But one of them later admitted to police that they had blown up the machine.

Police confirmed that none of the money or condoms from the machine had been taken.

The two surviving men were arrested before later being released from custody.

What a way to go out -- taking the dirt nap on Christmas because you were trying to break the cash out of a condom dispenser.

[BortimusPrime]

Don't they have crowbars in Germany?

[Suits]

So much for "safe sex."

[Scoundrel]

How much money is there in a condom vending machine? Probably not enough to risk losing your life over....

I remember hearing a story some years ago about four guys who decided to rob a convenience store. During the robbery, the owner of the store shot and killed two of the guys — one made it out to the getaway car with the money, but he and the driver were later apprehended, arrested, and (largely because there were deaths associated with the robbery) sentenced to lengthy prison stints.

The hilarious footnote: The take from the register was just under $200. Had they all survived and evaded capture, each participant would have made less than 50 bucks.

[Windom Earle]

Being on Team Rawdog actually saves lives.

[Beyond Borders]

Darwin.

[Shrodax]

Apparently nobody told him he's supposed to get the condom BEFORE the bang.

[Beyond Borders]

It makes you wonder about these machines.

They must be a goldmine if guys are going to these lengths to get into them...

[Swell]

He was trying to got the cost per notch down.

[spokepoker]

Was gonna ask if he got the bang.

[Lucky]

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

Why are there condom dispensers in the middle of nowhere?

[Windom Earle]

Apparently the guy used to be a real sex machine too, until he met his match.

[Irenicus]

The machine banged him...literally.

[Windom Earle]

(12-29-2015 06:21 AM)Irenicus Wrote:  

The machine banged him...literally.

...and it blew all over his face without warning.

[Suits]

(12-29-2015 04:22 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Why are there condom dispensers in the middle of nowhere?

Prostitution.

[Mage]

I have been happily rawdoggin my whole life.

Funny how some people risk their very life and freedom by taking up dangerous criminal activities to get things that are a complete non-issue, even repulsive to others. Most often this would apply to drugs or a whore someone feels oneitis for, but in this instance it's condoms.

We all live in the same world but our perspectives change wether we see this world as heaven or hell.

[Windom Earle]

(12-29-2015 08:50 AM)Mage Wrote:  

I have been happily rawdoggin my whole life.

Funny how some people risk their very life and freedom by taking up dangerous criminal activities to get things that are a complete non-issue, even repulsive to others. Most often this would apply to drugs or a whore someone feels oneitis for, but in this instance it's condoms.

We all live in the same world but our perspectives change wether we see this world as heaven or hell.

Mage, I'm pretty sure he was going after the money in the vending machine, not the condoms.

[Suits]

The comments in this thread are blowing up.

[Ingocnito]

He should have protected himself.

[storm]

He blew it.

[Parzival]

For the protection of Germany I would blow up more people.

[RexImperator]

Had to be Germany or Florida...

[CynicalContrarian]

(12-29-2015 12:29 PM)Ingocnito Wrote:  

He should have protected himself.

Yep. He obviously wasn't wearing protection.

Which means, was his death premature or not?

Although, that could be another way to enter the mile high club.
Just, in pieces.

[samsamsam]

(12-29-2015 08:09 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-29-2015 04:22 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Why are there condom dispensers in the middle of nowhere?

Prostitution.

I thought it was for the new soul mates flooding into the country. But I don't think rapists care much for condoms.