Quote: (11-12-2015 08:26 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:
And, a couple of things on this cringe-worthy video:
This is what happens when you raise young adults in the sheltered environment that is today's college campus.
This chick is so unaccustomed to being disagreed with, that she was unable to handle the most basic of questions. Cavuto really didn't go after like, say, we've all seen a Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity do to a guest like this. A convict would probably do a better job at this too.
Make no mistake: Unattended, this mediocre bitch's OKCupid mailbox would get full.
I don't know how many of your have spent any kind of time in the second-tier cities of the Northeast (everything but New York City), but this dumpy-bodied, 6-on-prom-night bitch
will have a manifesto of demands on her profile as if she's holding hostages.
There's an often-overlooked element to millenial white-girlspeak.
We've made a lot over uptalk and vocal fry on this forum--as we should, since it's the core of that horrible accent--but there's a third element to this voice. If you're like me, and you do a decent impersonation of this voice, you should turn your letter E turns into a soft A. Example (at 1:08):
Wealth ---> "Walth"
That said, Fox is clearly trolling here.
Everyone knows they hunt around for the dumbest representative for whatever their takedown for the day is . Even Hannity and Colmes had that milquetoast pussy Alan Colmes, who couldn't stand up to that barrel-chested Hannity even if he was allowed to. Just look at this body language:
Obviously, this dumb broad in the video could have said like 300 things. I don't even agree with any of that stupid movement's arguments and I could come up with better shit without the advance notice of knowing I'm going to be on that show--or the benefit of actually, at least in theory, knowing their movement.
Examples:
Quote:Tuthmosis, if he had the same air time Wrote:
--"Neil, just look at tax rates under John F. Kennedy--one of the most prosperous eras in American history--and these affected more than the so-called 1%. But that's back in the bad ol' days, when you could raise a family on one income, send your heterosexual son to college, and have your wife stay home so your daughter didn't end up on a twerking video on Youtube."
--"Neil, do you agree that college isn't for everyone? Some of the smartest people I know never set foot in a silly college class. Maybe it's time to talk about why the world's best blue-collar workers don't have manufacturing jobs left to do, and instead are forced into college, where they don't necessarily belong."
[when he starts in with the stats, a common strategy by these guys]
--"State your source, Neil. Maybe the guy in your headset can help you, because I'm looking statistics that say CEOs are making more money today--as compared to the other hard-working, educated Americans doing the real work at their companies--than ever. [hold up sheet of paper, regardless of what's on it] Do you know that...[ramble on that theme until his-ass cuts me off]"
--"Neil, who sent our jobs abroad? Tell me another thing: why are we granting so many H1B visas to Filipino nurses and IRT...um Indian...computer programmers when we have Americans perfectly qualified--if not more so--to do those jobs. Who's making those decisions, the 99 percent? Those are the fat cats at the top."
--"Let's be honest, who hires illegal immigrants to keep down Americans who actually set an alarm clock and work for a living? Illegals don't hire themselves. The middle class can't afford to pay their mortgage, let alone some 4-foot-9 Guatemalan lady with no ass to raise their kids. That's your asshole-faced corporate CEO again, and his lazy, fake-tittied, leathery-ass, freckled-chested wife--who couldn't parent Ron Howard when he was Opie. Neil, can you make a commitment tonight--on the air--that you support legislation to imprison anyone who willingly hires an illegal immigrant for 15 years, mandatory sentence--or even the death penalty, since that is a form of treason?"
--"Neil, you and I are both patriots--as are, I would venture to guess, the majority of this network's viewership. But let's stop and think for a minute: why do we still have such a large presence in the Middle East, helping freeloaders and terrorists? Why do we keep bases in every country? It's one thing to protect American interests, it's another thing to be the world's police--in places that haven't been a threat since World War II, if ever."
--"How much money do you make Neil? Do you know how much the guy who cleans your pee droplets off the urinal makes? Is he a legal American?"
--"Neil, I saw a picture of your house the other day and noticed that even you can't afford to live in these penthouse apartments overlooking Central Park here in New York City. Do you know who does live there? That's right, bankers. Why aren't we regulating the banks like we used to? Why are these banks "too big to fail," but these bankers have two or three of these apartments than even you, the world-famous Neil Caputo [fuck it up on purpose, to enhance the subtle troll]--don't have."
--"Do you think you should buy a woman appetizers on the first date, or do you think that that communicates a 'weak frame'--telling today's woman, who's more entitled than ever let's be honest, that she doesn't even have to put a drop of her already-high-mileage pussy on the table for you to feed and entertain that hoe for a whole night?"
You gotta get that motherfucker on his
heels. Obviously I'm joking about the freckled titties and appetizers, but not about the pandering and baiting to the ignorant motherfuckers who watch that shit. You gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator, even if what you're saying in 95% true. That audience would gobble that shit up like an Instagram whore on her first full night in Dubai. Patriots, treason, Filipinos, Guatemalans, and some folksy Palin-eque references? These guys would hit record on the DVR and jerk off to it later.
Neil Cavuto wouldn't stand chance with me up there, and on shit I could care less about. Could I get all that out? Of course not. That's why you talk in soundbites, get out what you can, and wait for them to "lose the feed."
And fuck that dumb bitch in the video. Worst. Generation. Ever. To think American men are dying so this bitch can continue to drink Starbucks milkshakes.