@ Tuthmosis, sheeet boss man you can use that one free of charge mah man.
The night started out good, I was 15 minutes late and when I arrived she was 1/4 through her first pint. She happily paid for the first round which was refreshing. I would have made ya'll proud with my ramble and ability to handle the local shit testing barmaid with the effortlessness of astroglide. During our chat the chica hadn't touched her phone the entire time we've been together, except to tuck it inside her purse a few minutes after I arrive. So I'm thinking " alright, werewolf you've got yourself a contender."
I pick up the second round and begin thinking about the venue change, we go outside and grab a quick smoke. That's when shit starts to unravel. Her phone pings then a second later she asks " Werewolf, I hope you don't mind but I just invited my roommate, she doesn't have anything to do." Fuck.Me.
I give her shit with a joker grin " You're one of those girls that always needed a chaperone while on a date" she laughs hitting my arm, and then says the most jaw droppingly stupid shit I have heard to date while on a date. " this is a date? I thought we were just hanging out" Right then and there I knew I had to ride this one all the way to the bottom of the Marianas Trench just to earn my players purple heart. Keep in mind this chica just turned 22 so I figure she's a bit slow on the uptake, but god damn she's a simp.
Her roommate is a no show at this point so we walk back to her place and she's giving me the tour and it end's up in the bedroom. It's time to make the press, when in the distance I hear the jingle jangle of keys and the unlocking of a deadbolt. Roommate. Fuck.Me.
Roommate enters and she's a bit more attractive than my chica but by that infinitesimal amount that only gays give a shit about and girls lord over each others heads with a knowing glare. Mother hen. She has a peanut sized herp on her lip about to sprout and the attitude of a Rossiyian femicunt lawyer nightmare. Fuck.Me. Adjust for flak, stay on target werewolf.
The "hang out" from hell tricycle makes its way to a neighborhood restaurant where we eat cheese that tastes like grilled chicken. After a slew of shit tests and attempts at condescension from ol' herp lip I'm still a float and my chica asks me to come over and "watch a movie." which as we all know is slang for " werewolf, please crack my cervix with your mighty dong."
Herp lip goes to bed and we settle in on the couch. Mind you the entire night I was touching her, she was reciprocating so I didn't wait until now to begin touching like a herb, but when I would slid my hand up her smooth thigh she would squeal with delight and then slap it away saying " not tonight" Went for the kiss a few times, neck kissing and all that. But no dice. Here comes the kicker ,her fucking allergies kick in. snot , congestion , sneezing and not feeling sexy. I had my commando condoms with me but dammit, I should have brought a Claritin. But werewolf no care for that shit. pussy is near. "Not tonight" again, so i'm like okay cool, I chill for a sec and she actually says to me " wow, you're not acting like the other guys who usually get all pissy when I tell them that."
Well, herp lip's gay buddy crashes the place with his recent acquisition both drunk as fuck and flame on. I knew then and there this was the end of the night, but at least somebody will be getting some ass tonight. Chica and I grab a quick smoke and she gives me a hug, and thats that.
On the way to my car she sends a text
Chica : Have a great night. Get home safely
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30 min later
Werewolf : Always.
It was a fucked night but I learned a lot and it was a solid gauge of my game. I need to step it up!!!!!
p.s. wolf no worry though, I have another chica on the way today.... stay safe, and don't get captured you filthy animals.
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