[ibaguesucks305]

so i have been living in ibague, tolima for the past three months
and i have only gotten three phone numbers,and somewhat of a regection from my friend girl which i will tell about later, 2 blow jobs from my uncles gf, and one failed atempt at going out with a girl (didnt work out becasue my grandmother is a phycopathic bitch and made it extreamly hard for me to out with her)so preaty much i am doing shity with the ladies rite now so i need a crash course on how to fuck foriegn bitches. and i need some advice on these nxt three subjects

1. so i really need some help with my friend girl, me and her were talking and hanging out nearly evry day for about 3 weeks. last week i went to a club with and ignored the shit out of me and left
me with her friends that couldnt hear me becasue my
pronounciation in spanish sucks and the musict was very loud,so i
had a shity time and i think i she noticed, i also think she noticed
that i was a little jelous avout her dancing with some 23 year old
guy. after that night my friend girl started to ignore me, i was
guessing because she found out that i like her, so i sent her a
massage on facebook sayin that i think u know that i like you
hope that does not ruin our friendship and she replied no i still
want to be friends smiley face. now i personally think that if she
did like that she would have said something like i like you to (or is
that too much to ask from a a girl) anywayse in august i should
have an apartment and my idea is to wait until then, and ask her
to come to my house to smoke weed or drink and try to fuck or
make out. please tell what u think i should do

2. a few days ago i went to a party with my grandparents and my
uncle, and i met this girl who is 20 years old preaty fine, and she
was looking at me like she was interested and she asked for my
number... i thnk she is dtf but the only problem is that she was a
little drunk so i am not sure if will still be dtf when i call her.
anyways i got her number and added her on facebook so i was
thinking i should ask her out on a date, but i am not sure where i
should take and how i should fuck her cuz i live with my
grandparent and shelives with her aunt. also do u think that i
should just ask her out or should i talk to her a little first and
should i drink with her when we do go out. aslo when i told her
that i ws from the states she got waaaay more interested.

3.i also need some advice on what type of girls i should be going for on a scale of 1 to 10 i am 16 white, tall, somewhat muscular, and i have a baby face, so on a scale of one to ten i would say that i am about a 7 maybe 8 if i work out some more, but i think i diserve an extra point because i am a gringo.


whatever so give me some advice on these things and i will very apreciative ty

[Hans Gruber]

Not again!

In one of your previous attempts at lucidness you said.... "i fucked a prostitute and i wasnt even sure she was really a woman." Really.

I don't believe a word of what you have written. This post, real or fake is SPAM and is not an asset to this forum.

[ibaguesucks305]

holy shit i just read over my post and relized that its worse, i would revise it again but fuck it i dont care

[ibaguesucks305]

(06-06-2011 07:42 PM)Hans Gruber Wrote:  

Not again!

In one of your previous attempts at lucidness you said.... "i fucked a prostitute and i wasnt even sure she was really a woman." Really.

I don't believe a word of what you have written. This post, real or fake is SPAM and is not an asset to this forum.

well i didnt really want to write again that i fucked a potencial trany. and i was trying to write about how far i have gotten using "game" but paying a prostitue to fuck doesnt really involv to much game just money.

[Mr.GM]

(06-06-2011 07:44 PM)ibaguesucks305 Wrote:  

holy shit i just read over my post and relized that its worse, i would revise it again but fuck it i dont care

[ibaguesucks305]

(06-07-2011 12:38 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  

(06-06-2011 07:44 PM)ibaguesucks305 Wrote:  

holy shit i just read over my post and relized that its worse, i would revise it again but fuck it i dont care

why the fuck would i write a long thread 3times to ask for advice if i was just a troll. think about dipshits.

[Chaz]

You should get Roosh's Bang and also Roosh's Bang Colombia!

Are you American? How did you wind up in Colombia at the age of 16?

[ibaguesucks305]

(06-07-2011 01:19 PM)Chaz Wrote:  

You should get Roosh's Bang and also Roosh's Bang Colombia!

Are you American? How did you wind up in Colombia at the age of 16?

well i was smoking a lot of weed (been smoking since i was 13) and doing shrooms, so i ended up feeling very awkward at school (couldnt stop twitching in class) so i dropped out last november or october and didnt do shit except smoke more weed and experiment with fungis, soo my mother and me decided that if i go to colombia and live with my grandparetns it would be good because i can learn a second language and have a change of scenery so here i am... and now i decided to start going to college so i am goiing to be here for about a year and 8 moths so i want some fucking advice, but nobody is helping me, just critizing me about me shitty formatting and saying that im a troll.

[CJ]

(06-07-2011 06:38 PM)ibaguesucks305 Wrote:  

i decided to start going to college so i am goiing to be here for about a year and 8 moths so i want some fucking advice, but nobody is helping me, just critizing me about me shitty formatting and saying that im a troll.

Probably because of your sense of entitlement to advice, and your OP is dizzying to read, for most. Yet when you want to talk about all the cool drugs you did at the age of 13, your formatting is near perfect. Hmm...

If you're really looking for a "crash course" in banging Colombian women, you should definitely read Roosh's "Bang Colombia" Roosh also has a number of posts on Colombia in his blog.