[Sgt]

Can someone explain the ending of "Jack" to me? It's from 38-47% of the book.
Was Jack kidnapped by the old man? Somehow I didn't get the punch line of this story.

[Bacchus]

(12-28-2015 04:09 AM)Sgt Wrote:  

Can someone explain the ending of "Jack" to me? It's from 38-47% of the book.
Was Jack kidnapped by the old man? Somehow I didn't get the punch line of this story.

My interpretation is that the protagonist becomes the old man Jack. Tacos is saying that his future is to be a degenerate loner locked in his apartment full of horse porn.

[Isaac Jordan]

Just noticed DT is at 68 rep points. Won't someone do him and the Forum a favor and bump him up to the magic number that is 69?

[Merenguero]

(03-24-2016 09:13 PM)Isaac Jordan Wrote:  

Just noticed DT is at 68 rep points. Won't someone do him and the Forum a favor and bump him up to the magic number that is 69?

Someone took care of it, but the problem is that he will probably be up to 70 in the near future. I can't rep him again, so I won't be the one causing him to lose the number 69.

[Designate]

Re-read this literary masterpiece on a plane ride this morning. One passage really struck me in The Messiah story that had not previously.

I've had very similar thoughts recently on travel, girls and the purpose of my life and human life in general. Like the rest of his writings, DT packages this in both a hilarious and illuminating way.

Quote:

I’m trying to get over it. My weapon is prayer. Accept that everything is as it should be. Part of God’s plan. The closest I get is: I accept that I’ll die alone. With effort I get to where a couple holding hands on the street doesn’t make me want to hang myself. Try to give to the world rather than take. Be a source of peace to others. Don’t chase pussy, because pussy just makes you need more pussy. You accomplish nothing. Still, I’m gonna go to Thailand. They have temples and birds but I’m there to jerk off using other human beings. They are slaves who will pretend to like me due to poverty. I can’t wait.

You get closer but God Himself won’t stop you being horny. Being lonely. I’m a complex chemical accident honed by pure chance over a billion years and I exist solely to spray the goo from my ball sac into teenagers. That is God’s plan. I suffer for not adhering to it. And yet I suffer too when I comply. Women are awful. If you try you’re doomed. If you don’t try, there are no women to observe you not trying. I don’t hate women but I don’t blame men who do. When will it end. When I find a girl I love who loves me. For a minute I thought that was gonna be you.

[Cattle Rustler]

(03-26-2016 08:34 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(03-24-2016 09:13 PM)Isaac Jordan Wrote:  

Just noticed DT is at 68 rep points. Won't someone do him and the Forum a favor and bump him up to the magic number that is 69?

Someone took care of it, but the problem is that he will probably be up to 70 in the near future. I can't rep him again, so I won't be the one causing him to lose the number 69.

If someone bumps him up to 70 then someone will have to unrep him to bring him back to 69.

I'm sorry DT, but 69 is your destined rep number.

[Comte De St. Germain]

(03-27-2016 12:48 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(03-26-2016 08:34 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(03-24-2016 09:13 PM)Isaac Jordan Wrote:  

Just noticed DT is at 68 rep points. Won't someone do him and the Forum a favor and bump him up to the magic number that is 69?

Someone took care of it, but the problem is that he will probably be up to 70 in the near future. I can't rep him again, so I won't be the one causing him to lose the number 69.

If someone bumps him up to 70 then someone will have to unrep him to bring him back to 69.

I'm sorry DT, but 69 is your destined rep number.

Just change the rep to a neutral that says good things.

[Charlemagne In Sweatpants]

Just a head's up - DT released another collection of essays, blog posts, and musings.

https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-T...1534647511

I'd recommend picking up the paperback version, so you can proudly display "The Pussy" in your home.

[delicioustacos]

(07-05-2016 07:38 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  

Just a head's up - DT released another collection of essays, blog posts, and musings.

https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-T...1534647511

I'd recommend picking up the paperback version, so you can proudly display "The Pussy" in your home.

Thanks for posting this man. If like two people buy now I'll overtake Thomas Jefferson:

[Charlemagne In Sweatpants]

^ What category is that? "Interracial Romance"?

[Cattle Rustler]

Holy fuuuuuck, there's even a subreddit dedicated to DeliciousTacos! Your cult is growing buddy!


https://www.reddit.com/domain/delicioustacos.com/

[Teedub]

Just bought Hot Naked Tits. I look forward to giving it a positive review after reading! DT is awesome.

[Snorse]

I just read some of the blog... I gotta get the books man, that's some vivid writing! Did we figure out how us UK guys can buy in the end?

Rick

[Chauncey]

Not sure where this thread is at these days, but I bought and read Hot Naked Tits in one or two days (when it was first released). Quality entertainment, worth the few dollars. Even if it sucked I'd buy it to support him, but it didn't suck. Was funny as fuck.

[eradicator]

11/5 Los Angeles meetup: listen to delicioustacos read his short stories live!
I'm holding a salon event in Los Angeles on November 5th(yes I know its short notice). Basically, it's where people can read written works, or sing, or act, or perform something they want to perform, whatever you want. I may make this a regular thing, the star of the first event is delicious tacos from delicioustacos.com but me and some of my other friends will be performing as well.

If you have over 10 rep points, feel free to PM me and I will give you details. It's in west LA, and dt has to leave at 10pm, event will start at 9pm November 5th.

[delicioustacos]

Bros, I got a new one, a novel about two birdwatchers who survive a nuclear holocaust. It's called Finally, Some Good News:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1790356229

You can read the first 12 chapters here for free, and if you buy it and email me (or forum message me) I'll send you a bonus PDF with some of my shit I hid when I was doxed.

Thank you all for your support--

[Laner]

Congrats man I was hoping for some more of the post apocalyptic shit!

[Adolf Hipster]

(12-04-2018 10:38 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  

Bros, I got a new one, a novel about two birdwatchers who survive a nuclear holocaust. It's called Finally, Some Good News:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1790356229

You can read the first 12 chapters here for free, and if you buy it and email me (or forum message me) I'll send you a bonus PDF with some of my shit I hid when I was doxed.

Thank you all for your support--

I'll get the Kindle version of it. Thanks, DT!

I've been a fan of your work since more than half a decade and it's still beyond me why you haven't received a Nobel prize in literature. Meanwhile feminists and gender scientists get bombarded with fame and money while the real mastermind of literature is being ignored. What a time to be alive.

Every time I read through your stuff it reminds of what mankind is truly capable of. The sheer brilliance of your terminology and your almost cartoonish descriptions remind me of a time before political correctness. A time where you could call a frog a frog instead of a polygender Anura. For anyone who's wondering who or what Delicious Tacos is I can only advice them tor read this post here:

https://delicioustacos.com/2012/04/15/re...-his-life/

This has to be the most moving piece of writing of modern times period. Smooth as silk and funnier than anything I've seen on television within the last twenty years. I had to actually laugh out loud several times reading this piece of art. When my psychotic neighbors woke up I had to calm them down and read some Delicious Tacos to them. You my friend are a true artist (and mind you, one of the last of its kind!) filled with knowledge and imagination. How come you're not being praised by all the big media outlets? But maybe that also shows that the average IQ is actually declining and we're evolving back to apes. Today we're reading about how evil Donald Trump is and tomorrow we'll be throwing feces at each other's faces. Evolution, I guess.

In conclusion: five Michelin stars.