For fun, let's see if we can out-Left the Left.
"Five men caught having group sex with the carcasses of dead animals in a public park have been hailed today by civil rights groups for engaging in a brave and commendable free expression of their love. 'It's horrific that in this day and age, society is still oppressing people in this way, who's only crime was having different preferences to them. I think what they did is beautiful'. Police are now investigating troubling claims that local butchers have been denying sales of carcasses to members of the necrozoophilia community. Civil rights groups have also been campaigning against the prohibition of carcass-love in public schools, saying 'we're willing to take this all the way to the Supreme court if we have to, and believe me, we'll win'."
"Five men caught having group sex with the carcasses of dead animals in a public park have been hailed today by civil rights groups for engaging in a brave and commendable free expression of their love. 'It's horrific that in this day and age, society is still oppressing people in this way, who's only crime was having different preferences to them. I think what they did is beautiful'. Police are now investigating troubling claims that local butchers have been denying sales of carcasses to members of the necrozoophilia community. Civil rights groups have also been campaigning against the prohibition of carcass-love in public schools, saying 'we're willing to take this all the way to the Supreme court if we have to, and believe me, we'll win'."