[Swooper]

Looks like I'm late to the party. This is certainly a strange bit of supply and demand. The fact that people would part with that much money to fuck busted, fat, 40 year old looking broads speaks poorly of the men in London.

You certainly could get much better for that price. Or for free... (hint: use game)

[StrikeBack]

I lost it at "Glamour Model".



Since this is the Daily Fail, we can be assured that no facts were checked as the story was written.

You can add 20 years to each of their ages, and take a few zeros off their claimed nightly earnings.

[Que enspastic]

Check out Dolls & Roses for accurate London escort quality

[Moma]

The thing about British lizards is that they might be one of the most unattractive bunch in the Western hemisphere. It was easy for me to largely stick to black lizards while growing up there as I didn't get that urge to poke British lizards even though they were dead easy.

As Pitt says, the easiest to bang is a British lizard from a small city.

Examples:

1) My friend was forced into a blowjob by a nice looking British lizard in one of those small Brit cities, Kent or Leeds, can't remember. He said that he was in the pub chilling and having a pint when the lizard popped up and almost pushed him into a dark corner. She whipped out his whang to his shock and went down on him.

2) Went out with one of my mates to a club in Holborn. We met two British lizards (a brunette and a blonde if my memory serves correct) while in queue. Their intent that night was pretty obvious and my friend (who is very shy) easily had the gall to start palming the taller brunettes buns. She didn't resist and smiled slightly.
He was snogging one of them towards the end of the night. It was pretty much a layup for me to take her friend but I have odd tendencies at time. We would have to shag both of them in his room (he was staying in dorms) and I didn't want to be sexing in the same room (I like my privacy).
He ended up having a threesome with them (he liked to eat ass and pussy) and bought them breakfast the morning after.

British lizards weren't that feminine, their hygiene was questionable (smelly fanny, dodgy breath) and their faces and bodies were often short of acceptable. I only really got true wood when visiting mainland Europe or when conversing with foreigners. I nearly poked a Cyprite and almost fcuked a pretty Irish but decided to save my friend from taking one from the team (her friend was comfortably over 300 pounds which is the equivalent of being over 400 pounds in America since Europeans are generally slim).

If I grew up on mainland Europe, my story would be much more different. My portfolio would be a lot more diverse. One of my African friends partially grew up in Russia (lived there for 10 years) and was crazy about white lizards. I didn't see the hype until I saw the type of lizards that were sweating him and then I fully comprehended.

Glossary:

Snogging: Kissing
Dodgy: Questionable, in the case of breath is a nice way of saying bad breath.

[Eskhander]

I now understand where the term Britcucks came from

[Ethan Hunt]

I read this story in the paper. From what I gather they've defined high class as being social class and not reflective of the quality of product. The story mentioned that both of the girls were privately educated and were from middle class families. So high class relative to working class people. A quick search on the internet found thousands of better looking escorts in London compared to these two.

Also the stated ages of 23 and 27 do not appear consistent with how they look. Add 15 years to both and that is more representative of how old they look. These ugly broads would be ignored in a bar.

[BlueOcean]

British porn sisters. Apparently they're Muslim.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

(06-06-2015 03:21 AM)BlueOcean Wrote:  

British porn sisters. Apparently they're Muslim.

That's typical of women - the rationalization goes:

"Sex with a paid client is completely different than with my fiance, because with him, there are feelings involved."

Now women do the same kind of mental acrobatics with Alpha Fucks men. "That did not count, because it was just a hot guy I cannot imagine a future with."

Seriously what is wrong with men to even want to marry slags like that?

Save-A-Hoe-index is standing there at 10.000.

[Hotwheels]

(06-05-2015 08:43 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

They are full of it.

London is full of Eastern Europeans who are plying their trade and they blow these two out of the water.

The EE girls would not go on the record because they knew it would impact their business in a negative way.

These sluts need the pub.

[N°6]

(06-06-2015 02:56 AM)Eskhander Wrote:  

I now understand where the term Britcucks came from

It is the first time I heard this term so I googled it and came across a site mocking how 1400 British underage girls were trafficked into an industrial scale sex industry by Muslim gangs in Rotherham.

[Hardy Daytona]

(06-05-2015 08:43 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

They are full of it.

London is full of Eastern Europeans who are plying their trade and they blow these two out of the water.

   

[Lizard King]

This might sound cyncial and a little over the top, but I hope those girls get robbed. It would be very easy, and it would teach them a valuable life lesson or two, because they are not living in reality(if you know what I mean)

[roberto]

Has anyone considered the highly likely possibility that they are wildly exagerrating their 'success', and that the whole thing is primarily a run of the mill Channel 5 windup?

I watched 5 minutes last night, and none of it added up.

[Gringuito]

(06-07-2015 09:39 AM)roberto Wrote:  

Has anyone considered the highly likely possibility that they are wildly exagerrating their 'success', and that the whole thing is primarily a run of the mill Channel 5 windup?

I watched 5 minutes last night, and none of it added up.

Hookers/gold-diggers exaggerating their income to make themselves seem more successful and possibly helping their future income? Nahhhhhh

[Ryre]

I wouldn't call those girls if it was free.

[Dusty]

I feel sorry for the thirsty "blokes" in London.

[uszen]

What´s very unsettling is that prostitutes like these, who have for sure few STDs,
are advertised in massmedia from a very emotional-moving angle, with pictures from when they were little girls, family and so on,
instead on focusing on how the prostitutes are doing nothing useful or good,
they are extremely greedy and they are only practically
destroying the society and redirecting large amounts of money (10 000 - 15 000 british pounds per night !) that could have been invested into hospitals, schools, technological progress,
into being wasted in these lowest form of scums of society: prostitutes

[freeuser]

23 and 27 years old?



These bitches are around 40 years old, at least.