MICARETAS are well known in Brazil as "off-season" carnival parties.This events occur through the year in different cities across Brazil,but the most famous ones are held in the states of Sao Paulo,Rio de Janeiro and Minas Gerais and Bahia.They might occur in large open areas or in Private Event arenas.
You must wear an Abadá(Event Shirt/tank top)to gain acess to the event.Girls always cut the abadá with a scissor to make it more sexy.
In a Micareta, Axé Music singers(see Ivete Sangallo,Claudia Leitte) play at the top of an Trio Eletrico(Kind of an itinerate stage with wheels) and the Micareteiros(Party people)gather around it in a effusive celebratory atmosphere,dancing and jumping to Axé hit songs and Brazilian Funk hits.
Many people hate Axe and Funk,due to the low quality of the sound and boring and sexist Lyrics,but hey,you're not going there for high quality music,in fact,the music is at the bottom of the reasons why men go to MICARETAS.
Here goes the Top Ten reasons I believe you should go to a MICARETA,from my personal experience attending these events:
1)Fast-Kiss culture
The MICARETA is probably one of the worlds easiest places to kiss a girl.In those parties,girls go wild and most times you don't need to say anything else than "Hi",even the music lyrics encourage people to kiss and bang the person next to you.
2)Cheap Booze and Booze-buses
In Micaretas,most people get insanely hammered even before gaining acess to the party area.Lots of people pay open-bar bus transportation to get to the event arena.Parking lot pre-drinking sessions(Esquenta)rolls freely around the event area.Very easy to meet girls and make friends.
3)"Going to War" Vibe.
Micareteiros often use war metaphores to describe their behaviour in the MICARETA."Going to war" means that you'll do whatever it takes to enjoy the party to the most,regardless of who you are and how handsome you look.Many girls have "war names" ,meaning that they don't say their real names to anyone and are allowed to go wild when it comes to drinking and meeting guys.
4)All about numbers.
Numbers in a Micareta are Sky High.If you kiss less than 10 girls(depending if it is a large scale or small scale event)you're considered a loser in the war.Many guys do an pen ink mark in their arms to count every girl they get,in order to compete with other guys afterwards.The Girls are also looking for numbers, so, go figure.
5)Even an ugly bastard with no game will kiss a girl.
Put the ultimate Beta male in the arena,and I can guarantee that even him will kiss at least one girl.I mean,even a dog would probably pull some random chick in a MICARETA party.
6)College Girls and High School girls.
The majority of the micareteiras are college students or barelly legal High-Schol students who like axé music and are very conceited,by that i mean they have hot bodies,and take care of their appeareance.Very rare to see a girl over 30 in these gigs.
7)Easy to get tons of girls numbers to bang after.
in this love & kiss extravaganza,is very easy to meet girls that you'll be able to contact after to schedule a first date and then bang.Although the majority of them probably will not tell you their real name nor give you a real phone number,some of the girls that you kissed probably liked you and will give you their contact to some late night bang any other day.I myself banged several chicks that i met in university MICARETAS when i was studying at Mackenzie Uni. in Sao Paulo.
8)Most events occur in daytime.
That means that if you're a strong player you'll still have time to go out at night after swooping 30+girls(average guys with game can do this number easily) in a MICARETA at afternoon.
9)VIP cabins
If you are rolling full of paper,its a good idea to pay for an open bar cabin.you'll have a place to get booze away from the crowd,you'll be able to meet upscale chicks in other cabins,and you'll display higher value to girls at the floor due to the VIP bracelet/shirt that they give you when you pay for a cabin.
10)Gringo Card.
If you are a foreigner in a MICARETA(even if you aren't blond) ,I guarantee that this will work in your advantage.Anything that stands out in a MICARETA party will make girls kiss you.Just say to a hot micareteira"Hey,I'm from ...and I never kissed a Brazilian Girl.":
Result: BANG!!
see websites http://www.sampafolia.com.br/galeria/ or http://www.auefolia.com.br/busdoaue.html to the next MICARETAS
Some Micareta Pics(in one of them you can see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing a red abadá):
*My English is not perfect,sorry for the mistakes.
You must wear an Abadá(Event Shirt/tank top)to gain acess to the event.Girls always cut the abadá with a scissor to make it more sexy.
In a Micareta, Axé Music singers(see Ivete Sangallo,Claudia Leitte) play at the top of an Trio Eletrico(Kind of an itinerate stage with wheels) and the Micareteiros(Party people)gather around it in a effusive celebratory atmosphere,dancing and jumping to Axé hit songs and Brazilian Funk hits.
Many people hate Axe and Funk,due to the low quality of the sound and boring and sexist Lyrics,but hey,you're not going there for high quality music,in fact,the music is at the bottom of the reasons why men go to MICARETAS.
Here goes the Top Ten reasons I believe you should go to a MICARETA,from my personal experience attending these events:
1)Fast-Kiss culture
The MICARETA is probably one of the worlds easiest places to kiss a girl.In those parties,girls go wild and most times you don't need to say anything else than "Hi",even the music lyrics encourage people to kiss and bang the person next to you.
2)Cheap Booze and Booze-buses
In Micaretas,most people get insanely hammered even before gaining acess to the party area.Lots of people pay open-bar bus transportation to get to the event arena.Parking lot pre-drinking sessions(Esquenta)rolls freely around the event area.Very easy to meet girls and make friends.
3)"Going to War" Vibe.
Micareteiros often use war metaphores to describe their behaviour in the MICARETA."Going to war" means that you'll do whatever it takes to enjoy the party to the most,regardless of who you are and how handsome you look.Many girls have "war names" ,meaning that they don't say their real names to anyone and are allowed to go wild when it comes to drinking and meeting guys.
4)All about numbers.
Numbers in a Micareta are Sky High.If you kiss less than 10 girls(depending if it is a large scale or small scale event)you're considered a loser in the war.Many guys do an pen ink mark in their arms to count every girl they get,in order to compete with other guys afterwards.The Girls are also looking for numbers, so, go figure.
5)Even an ugly bastard with no game will kiss a girl.
Put the ultimate Beta male in the arena,and I can guarantee that even him will kiss at least one girl.I mean,even a dog would probably pull some random chick in a MICARETA party.
6)College Girls and High School girls.
The majority of the micareteiras are college students or barelly legal High-Schol students who like axé music and are very conceited,by that i mean they have hot bodies,and take care of their appeareance.Very rare to see a girl over 30 in these gigs.
7)Easy to get tons of girls numbers to bang after.
in this love & kiss extravaganza,is very easy to meet girls that you'll be able to contact after to schedule a first date and then bang.Although the majority of them probably will not tell you their real name nor give you a real phone number,some of the girls that you kissed probably liked you and will give you their contact to some late night bang any other day.I myself banged several chicks that i met in university MICARETAS when i was studying at Mackenzie Uni. in Sao Paulo.
8)Most events occur in daytime.
That means that if you're a strong player you'll still have time to go out at night after swooping 30+girls(average guys with game can do this number easily) in a MICARETA at afternoon.
9)VIP cabins
If you are rolling full of paper,its a good idea to pay for an open bar cabin.you'll have a place to get booze away from the crowd,you'll be able to meet upscale chicks in other cabins,and you'll display higher value to girls at the floor due to the VIP bracelet/shirt that they give you when you pay for a cabin.
10)Gringo Card.
If you are a foreigner in a MICARETA(even if you aren't blond) ,I guarantee that this will work in your advantage.Anything that stands out in a MICARETA party will make girls kiss you.Just say to a hot micareteira"Hey,I'm from ...and I never kissed a Brazilian Girl.":
Result: BANG!!
see websites http://www.sampafolia.com.br/galeria/ or http://www.auefolia.com.br/busdoaue.html to the next MICARETAS
Some Micareta Pics(in one of them you can see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing a red abadá):
*My English is not perfect,sorry for the mistakes.
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