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04-14-2013, 06:07 AM
I would walk up. LOL. And walk away.
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04-14-2013, 08:38 PM
She is staring right at me like she wants to fuck me. So...
"hi"
"hello"
"Whatsup"
"hey, do we know each other?"
"hey, keep that back straight"
"need a spot?"
"hey, mind if i work in with you"
All of this would be smiling and half sarcastic since I already know she wants me.
This approach is more about vibe, eye-ball language, and body language.
She already wants you. I would talk less and go into more "Don't Fuck it Up" game.
Flirt, tease, sexualize things.
She will fuck today.
Take her home. She is ready. We can all see that.
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04-14-2013, 10:05 PM
OMG the same thing happened to me, guys:
I was doing a serious heavy bench set and getting ready to get down and push the weight.
When ALL OF A SUDDEN this girl who's been nowhere near the whole session comes FROM "OUT OF NOWHERE" to get to
the bench right in front of me to do
SEATED DUMBBELL SHOULDER PRESSES. HELLO
With like 10s or whatever.
I just had to look at her right in the eye like "Really?"
You came out of thin air to do shoulder presses right now. I spotted the shit out of her™. Real "spit", after a few pleasantries.
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04-30-2013, 11:23 PM
Gym girl with barbell
"You're gonna break a nail-- careful.."
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05-01-2013, 10:47 AM
"You might want to use some wrist straps to save your wrists. Here you can borrow mine."
And yeah, she looks like a total gym rat who goes to the gym hoping to get picked up.
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05-25-2013, 01:59 PM
Quote: (05-25-2013 01:48 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (05-25-2013 01:15 PM)gandt Wrote:
I would game the dog. And, try to pet the dog. If the dog likes me, she will like me.
"ohh what a cute puppy"
"ohh look at the little doggy"
"what a cutie"
I would hold my hand out to the dog and pet the dog.
"this doggy basket is awesome, where did you find this?"
"is this your bodyguard"
"cool bike, very retro-chic"
"hey pretty lady"
I would actually never approach this chick because she reminds me of the fat Kardashian sister. Her jaw is the size of my whole head! I suspect she has a fat belly. No thanks!
"Give back your little sisters shoes, tell her they are cute btw"
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05-25-2013, 02:49 PM
Lol!!!!
"You need bigger shoes sweetie, your right foot is literally busting out of its shoe"
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05-25-2013, 04:53 PM
"Is there a male version of these?"
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05-26-2013, 02:53 PM
Quote: (05-26-2013 02:36 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
Quote: (05-25-2013 04:53 PM)Doulos2Game Wrote:
"hey baby, i love your jeans"
"hey sexy, looking good"
"hey sexy, wanna go do a line"
"hey sexy, need a bodyguard"
"hey sexy, wanna go take a few shots"
"hey bitch, turn around and show us your ass"
"hey bitch, show us your titties, for free beer"
Nice target market there Gio.
I had to learn the hard way. To a girl that dress like that aggressive openers in her perception are the same as
"Hey where is the nearest church?
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05-29-2013, 10:38 PM
I ran puppy game while I had my dog. I had a miniature pinscher for a while and would run game at the beach. Lizards loved her and a got two bangs from the dog on the beach.
Dog deployed.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
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05-29-2013, 10:46 PM
Easy. I'd head-butt the soccer ball and play keep-away. I'd play-push them away if they come near. The nice part about this is if they piss you off, you can just kick the ball into the water and walk away.