[CRR]

(01-01-2015 05:46 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 04:45 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(12-31-2014 06:11 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  

Me, suited, looking like Don Draper, in top physical form (I was lifting regular then) - paired with the bride's 'good friend' (funny that we all went to university together and I met her not once - bride is from the same city the university was in), who was a blonde who might have been 5'2 but pushed 200...

This sort of thing is actually an insult. Most women are socially aware and they are padding the way for their troll friend at your expense. When they throw you under the (fat) bus like that rest assured they don't value you or your friendship at all. You're just a man stand in for their play set.

Well if it is any consolation (and it rarely ever is...):

Bride - Cringingly mediocre Plain Jane who despite no extraordinary features of face or body, has an unearned superiority complex, who at the time needed to lose 15 but when I last saw her maybe a year later has gained about 30.

Maid of Honor - Extreme butterface; looked like a young Richard Gere.

Bridesmaid #1 - Rail-thin pasty white girl with acne, no tits or no ass.

Bridesmaid #2 - Girl who was 5'11 and at least 260. I had met her at school a few times, she was on the rowing team.

Bridesmaid #3 - The judgmental whale I was paired with.

I actually knew Bridesmaid #1 for quite a few years and she's a really nice girl; I wouldn't bang her ever but at least we could have shot the shit all night.

Thin and pasty girl > Butterface >= the whale > the giant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marrying the bride.

I knew all this heading in and seriously considered flaking on the wedding.

Whether it is weddings or just setting people up, women are terrifyingly horrible at matchmaking and should be legally barred from doing so.

The whole expectations thing can vary from wedding to wedding, but it is bizarre what weddings do to not just the bride, but to single women who are attending.

Regarding the upcoming wedding that I am going to, my friend and his fiancé are well aware of my nature, but I could easily see them pairing me up with a middle-aged spinster aunt of some sort. Funny thing is, I hooked him up with a super hot friend of my ex-gf a few years back during his single days. He blew it, but hey, I tried.

If they do match me with some sort of kaiju or old bag, I have a backup plan. She's one of those girls who has hot acquaintances for social status purposes, so I'll just move strongly on one of them. Their's is a destination wedding, so I'm planning on getting a suite of some sort. I think older guy who is in shape plus has a sweet room game is a good recipe for success.

[Parlay44]

Girls are posting this shit like crazy on my Facebook feed. There's some damaged ass girls out there fellas. Even the ones you think are good and stable are just waiting to let the crazy out. Keep relationships in the courtship phase where it's always fun and exciting and the sex is good and avoid anything that steers it towards marriage. There's nothing you can get from marriage that you can't get from a steady girlfriend.

[Bear Hands]

All the posting about bridesmaids has made me articulate a couple thoughts I've had for awhile.

Women are not to be trusted when it comes to pairing. They will not help a man. They will try to help their lowest value friends. Any woman ever offering to hook you up with someone is not doing you a favor. YOU are the favor for some landwhale, because any woman of value does not need her friend's pity to get a date.

[samsamsam]

He left because missionary for the rest of his life didn't appeal to him. Fuck look at the calves.



This one is going into the Feminist/SJW History Museum.

[Pride male]

@Bear Hands. Same applies to some dudes who try to distract you from dimes by hooking you up with lower tier women.

[ryanf]

(01-01-2015 04:42 PM)General Mayhem Wrote:  

My favorite part of this whole thing is that it seems like this guy clearly doesn't give enough of a fuck to respond.

I don't blame him. Who would still want to be associated with this pig?

[ONE A DAY]

This thread is hilarious!!!

[coverdoc]

(01-01-2015 04:42 PM)General Mayhem Wrote:  

My favorite part of this whole thing is that it seems like this guy clearly doesn't give enough of a fuck to respond.

HELL YES! This guy is the real winner

[Suits]

(01-01-2015 06:18 PM)CRR Wrote:  

Whether it is weddings or just setting people up, women are terrifyingly horrible at matchmaking and should be legally barred from doing so.

Women's attempts to set me up with women they know always ends up being a huge insult to me. Do they seriously think that I'm on the same level with a 4?

[eljeffster]

(01-02-2015 12:56 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

He left because missionary for the rest of his life didn't appeal to him. Fuck look at the calves.



This one is going into the Feminist/SJW History Museum.

Selling that dress on Ebay would be a good way to make some good cash on this whole thing.

[Sourcecode]

(01-03-2015 02:13 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(01-01-2015 06:18 PM)CRR Wrote:  

Whether it is weddings or just setting people up, women are terrifyingly horrible at matchmaking and should be legally barred from doing so.

Women's attempts to set me up with women they know always ends up being a huge insult to me. Do they seriously think that I'm on the same level with a 4?

No they know you are better than a 4.
But women are looking out for their friends.. they wanna set their friend up with someone better so the whole team can level up.

She knows her friend is busted... but she believes you might be chump enough to go for it.

[Sourcecode]

(01-01-2015 04:42 PM)General Mayhem Wrote:  

My favorite part of this whole thing is that it seems like this guy clearly doesn't give enough of a fuck to respond.

The other night.. I was flipping channels and the guy actually did a interview on some little pop culture tv show.
I don't know what it was called.
If i remember, the dude use to be a football player.. pretty big dude, not fat or anything.. just football player build. not bad looking at all.

He was real calm an collected over it.. he didnt really wanna make anyone look bad.
he just said, he realized that he didnt really love her and didnt wanna have the wedding.. because if they had stuck together.. a kid might have gotten in the mix and if now.. it probably would have ended in a nasty divorce ect.
Im pretty sure he wished her the best in the end.


Of course..you know he wanted to say.. the bitch is crazy.. her friends were fat..and I knew she would get fatter...I can do much better.
He didnt seem like a guy with a large level of game though.. probably on the fringe of being red pill.
enough to be able to back out of this bad deal

[samsamsam]

^^ That guy was one lucky fucker.

[Suits]

(02-13-2015 03:30 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

^^ That guy was one lucky fucker.

He shouldn't have been engaged to a crazy fat bitch in the first place.

Lucky would have been banging every prom queen in his home state and then retiring at thirty in Bangkok, due to some good fortune on the stock market.

[samsamsam]

I still think he is lucky have to dodged it. What you are describing may have a little luck but a lot of other qualities also. Alpha male, hard work and some combination of extras like good looks, wealth, etc.

[CelMasc]

This man needs to be celebrated. You should absolutely be able to set realistic expectations on any girlfriend or spouse, as they should you. It's not difficult to not be a fat cow.

Caloric deficit and cardio, bitches.

[Sourcecode]

I wish I could remember the name or even what little show it was on.
I had just finished smashing a chick and we turned the TV on. and it was one of those late night TMZ style things.
IF anyone happens to be able to find it.. its a good little piece

[Seamus]

As funny as this thread is, and as ridiculous as those pics are, let's not pretend this guy isn't a piece of shit for doing this. He dated her for four years, proposed, then called it off less than a week before. I guess it's possible she totally let herself go leading up to the wedding and that's why he called it off, but there's nothing indicating that's the case. Hopefully he at least reimbursed the cost of the wedding, if not all the flights and hotel rooms.

He definitely dodged a bullet, but he should've dodged it much earlier. Nobody looks good in this one.

[infowarrior1]

(12-30-2014 09:09 PM)DrewP Wrote:  

Okay, the guy doesn't want to marry this fat chick. Needless to say, I completely understand and empathize with that sentiment. But dropping that bomb on the week they're supposed to get married? That's just cruel.

Maybe the stress will cause her to lose weight?

[infowarrior1]

(12-30-2014 08:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

She then decided to throw some type of paint party to make it seem like she's over it.

https://archive.today/BlB0F

Quote:

“I can’t even describe how liberating and cathartic the experience was for me,” said Swink. “The moment the first bit of paint hit my dress I was free.”

While I believe that a man should keep his commitments, I think we can agree that he saved himself a lifetime of pain by not marrying a girl who couldn't even keep her weight in check for the big day.

[annoyn777]

The wedding photographer was very wise to suggest they do a 'trash the dress' photo session, I am sure this helped to ensure they would receive full compensation rather than just collecting the deposit/cancellation fee.

[clint1520]

(12-31-2014 04:17 AM)Benoit Wrote:  

The mother looks slimmer and healthier than the daughter.

This is a sad but common reality these days. Every generation fatter than the last.

[CRR]

(02-13-2015 04:27 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

(01-03-2015 02:13 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(01-01-2015 06:18 PM)CRR Wrote:  

Whether it is weddings or just setting people up, women are terrifyingly horrible at matchmaking and should be legally barred from doing so.

Women's attempts to set me up with women they know always ends up being a huge insult to me. Do they seriously think that I'm on the same level with a 4?

No they know you are better than a 4.
But women are looking out for their friends.. they wanna set their friend up with someone better so the whole team can level up.

She knows her friend is busted... but she believes you might be chump enough to go for it.

Agree, although I think it's not that she thinks the guy may be a chump, more that she doesn't think of the guy at all.

There's a whole lot of nonsense going on when a woman wants to set a man up, but what the man may be looking for has certainly nothing to do with it. Remember, any male expression of sexuality is considered misogynistic. If women could get away with it, we'd all be assigned a woman of their choosing, which is what they try to do when setting up their friends. Whether the guy may be interested is not even a part of the equation.

I take comfort in the knowledge that this happens to a lot of guys, so one can't take it personally. A couple of my friends who pick up young, attractive women nonstop have been set up with whales and barren ghouls before as well. Recently when I told one that I had just been out with a woman who had set me up, his first question was "why the fuck would you let a woman set you up?" We had a good laugh.

[samsamsam]

(02-13-2015 05:29 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I still think he is lucky have to dodged it. What you are describing may have a little luck but a lot of other qualities also. Alpha male, hard work and some combination of extras like good looks, wealth, etc.

Somehow the gif disappeared. This is the guy escaping.