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12-17-2014, 12:43 PM
After the Soviet Union fell we should've told them to reform their government or we'd invade and fuck them six ways from Sunday.
They honestly deserve it. Castro wanted the USSR to nuke
us.
The Cuban government has been an asshole and troublemaker for decades. Normalizing relations with them is stupid since the same people are still in power and I don't see how we stand to benefit from it.
I don't like people who, in the past, wanted to kill me and remain unapologetic about that.
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12-17-2014, 12:44 PM
I'm in favor of anything that brings quality Cuban cigars to the US.
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12-17-2014, 12:51 PM
Quote: (12-17-2014 12:47 PM)kaotic Wrote:
Quote: (12-17-2014 12:43 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:
After the Soviet Union fell we should've told them to reform their government or we'd invade and fuck them six ways from Sunday.
They honestly deserve it. Castro wanted the USSR to nuke us.
The Cuban government has been an asshole and troublemaker for decades. Normalizing relations with them is stupid since the same people are still in power and I don't see how we stand to benefit from it.
What kind of trouble have they caused recently ?
Traveling there sounds good to me, once it's fully open, i'll bet you anything Cuba will become less and less communist.
There's always some trade to be done, and I'm sure big oil will out there as well.
Afterall we're BFF's with China, they killed a ton of our soldiers during the Korean war and kill their own people and are communist.
Being buddy buddy with Chavez and the socialist authoritarians in Venezuela that have wrecked that country.
As far as us being "BFFs" with China, we became "friends" with them because it was in our interest to further the Sino-Soviet split. Enemy of my enemy sorta deal. There's nothing nearly as significant to be gained here.
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12-17-2014, 12:51 PM
This is good. No reason to still hold a grudge against Cuba.
If this is true, then expect Cuba to become a boomtown: tourist resorts, normalized trade relations, off-shore banking, etc...
Viva Cuba!
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12-17-2014, 12:53 PM
I did some reading up on this and supposedly all the master cigar makers went to other countries so they could sell to the US when the embargo started in the 50s.
So essentially those cigars wouldn't be all that special unless the locally grown tobacco was different.
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12-17-2014, 01:02 PM
Hopefully America normalizes relations with Iran next.
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12-17-2014, 01:11 PM
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I haven't. But I am skeptical that Cuban cigars are a cut above the rest. There's so much hype over them, that alone could explain why people perceive them as better: because they're expecting them to be.
The same thing applies to expensive alcohol, vinyl records, and Stradivarius violins.
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12-17-2014, 01:19 PM
Let the games begin.
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12-17-2014, 01:20 PM
Normalizing relations and possibly ending travels bans to a country a stones throw from the US, with beautiful weather and girls, the worlds best cigars, having lived under Communism while smuggling American culture into the country like its heroine? This is fucking fantastic news.
Cuba will be the new Great Vaginal Frontier for the American man, like how our grandfathers fucked their way through liberated Europe as heroes. It's Ukraine in 1996 and you're a millionaire with an extra Green Card in hand, strolling down the road.
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12-17-2014, 01:20 PM
There are plenty of premium cigars available from other places.
I'm more interested in how to get premium Cuban pussy.
There isn't much on the forum about Cuban girls.
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12-17-2014, 01:22 PM
Quote: (12-17-2014 01:20 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:
Quote: (12-17-2014 12:43 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:
After the Soviet Union fell we should've told them to reform their government or we'd invade and fuck them six ways from Sunday.
They honestly deserve it. Castro wanted the USSR to nuke us.
The Cuban government has been an asshole and troublemaker for decades. Normalizing relations with them is stupid since the same people are still in power and I don't see how we stand to benefit from it.
I don't like people who, in the past, wanted to kill me and remain unapologetic about that.
This sound like a Fox News soundbite. Highly paranoid and irrational. Cubans pose no serious threat to the US. In fact, it is the Cuban people that have suffered the most at the hands of the ridiculous US embargo.
Explain which part of that is paranoid or irrational? Or where I implied they pose a current threat to the US?
The Cuban people have suffered at the hands of their Communist government. Blaming their problems on the US is misguided as hell.
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12-17-2014, 01:22 PM
Welp. The Democrats just lost Florida for the next 50 years. I imagine there are thousands of Cubans in Miami changing their voter registrations as we speak.
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12-17-2014, 01:24 PM
The people taking this news the hardest are probably the Cuban government because they're the ones who benefit most from the embargo. Having it in place for a few years was silly. Having it in place for 50 years is a national embarrassment.
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12-17-2014, 01:27 PM
I'm not a fan of Obama by any means, but I will give him props for this if things go through.
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12-17-2014, 01:28 PM
Quote: (12-17-2014 01:22 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:
Quote: (12-17-2014 01:20 PM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:
Quote: (12-17-2014 12:43 PM)TheWastelander Wrote:
After the Soviet Union fell we should've told them to reform their government or we'd invade and fuck them six ways from Sunday.
They honestly deserve it. Castro wanted the USSR to nuke us.
The Cuban government has been an asshole and troublemaker for decades. Normalizing relations with them is stupid since the same people are still in power and I don't see how we stand to benefit from it.
I don't like people who, in the past, wanted to kill me and remain unapologetic about that.
This sound like a Fox News soundbite. Highly paranoid and irrational. Cubans pose no serious threat to the US. In fact, it is the Cuban people that have suffered the most at the hands of the ridiculous US embargo.
Explain which part of that is paranoid or irrational? Or where I implied they pose a current threat to the US?
The Cuban people have suffered at the hands of their Communist government. Blaming their problems on the US is misguided as hell.
Do you really think the Cuban government would have lasted for so long without the US embargo to blame? Without it they would have been exposed as failures decades ago.
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12-17-2014, 01:29 PM
I have been to Cuba several times and getting top cuban tail isn't easy. Maybe once they open it up, legalize a lot of things and locals won't be afraid to date a foreigner or else be seen as a prostitute will need to change. Yes you can have a Cuban girl but if you don't register in the right government office and she I seen by their secret police with another dude, they will arrest her on suspicion of prostitution.
Cuba for me is a beautiful island with beautiful beaches and not too far from home. My advice,,,,, whatever you do, don't marry one unless you plan on living there. I have read, seen and know of too many passport hunters both male and female from there.
I hope the USA gives Guantanamo back to Cuba and stop its imperialistic tendencies.