[Sweet Jones]

I did not see a thread for this and thought you guys might enjoy it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-door.html

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An anonymous note left on a woman's front door asking her to not wear a bikini while gardening because she is 'fat' has sparked outrage.
The yellow post-it note was left at the entrance to a woman's house, and said 'I don't appreciate fat people wearing bikinis/short shorts when watering. Please cover up or I will report you.'
The note went on to say, 'You disgust me. I didn't move here for this. Also, cover up when walking your cat.'

[DrewP]

I'm all for a society that places much more emphasis on physical fitness, but...

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Please cover up or I will report you

That is idiotic. Who the hell is she going to "report" this lady to? Is it against the law in Australia for a fat woman to wear revealing clothing? If you don't want to see it then just don't fucking look.

[TheWastelander]

Probably fake.

[Rawmeo]

I don't really believe this story, but I think the same in my head: when you're fat, cover up until you lose some weight.

[Benoit]

That looks exactly like what a fat bikini-wearer might write in order to get some attention.

Childish scrawl due to fat sausage fingers. The article doesn't say if there were donut crumbs and food stains on the note but let's just assume it smelled like grease and unwashed flab.

[KofiKingston]

Sounds, smells and looks like a job to me, dependapotumus whorannasaurex just wants attention.

But if it's real...

[SteveMcMahon]

I love this story.

It might be fake but I hope it's real. I'd like to think there is a lone hero prowling the badlands of Australia, meting out vigilante justice to fatties who think they have the right to spoil your view by jiggling like human lava lamps squeezed into a fatkini.

Quote:

'Whoever wrote that note and left it on the lady's front door is nothing but scum, why didn't she confront the lady instead of the note , because whoever did it is gutless and cruel,' said one commenter.

The awful truth is this: women need men to police their eating habits, or they're likely to become fat bitches.

Why?

Because girls lack willpower when it comes to cramming bon-bons into their food-holes. They are sensous creatures, and discipline is foreign to their feminine natures. Discipline is a masculine concept and it it a man's role to lead the women in his life.

And because women are habitually dishonest with themselves and each other. The fat girl will shovel cake into her maw while telling herself she's curvy. Other fat girls will back up her delusions because it validates their own gargantuaness.

Skinnier females will say "you go girl!" and "you should wear whatever you like", while laughing up their sleeves at the fatty. Nothing upsets a woman more than the idea of other women becoming prettier than she.



So it's left to men to tell girls the cold, hard truth:

* You're not curvy, you're fat.
* No, you shouldn't wear daisy dukes. You're fat.
* The reason I don't want a relationship with you is because you're fat.
* The reason you haven't seen your cat in a while is because you accidentally sat on it.
* No, airline seats aren't getting smaller. You're getting larger.
* Stop eating bread, you fat cow!

This might seem cruel, but it's far crueller to allow girls to go through life as lumbering heffalumps. Ever met a happy fat girl? Me neither.

What this antipodean land-cow shoulf have done is thank the anonymous hero who corrected her behaviour, and go on a strict diet until she's slim enough to wear revealing beach attire without triggering gag reflexes.

What fatties need is Fat Shaming Week

My brothers! I see in your eyes the same disgust that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and boff fat chicks. But it is not this day. An hour of she-beasts and KFC bargain buckets when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold bangable on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

[Libertas]

(11-24-2014 08:17 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

What fatties need is Fat Shaming Week

My brothers! I see in your eyes the same disgust that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and boff fat chicks. But it is not this day. An hour of she-beasts and KFC bargain buckets when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold bangable on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

Was wondering why ROK didn't do a fat shaming week this year.

[CimbomluBkk]

Reminds me of our Health Minister, he made a statement saying, don't call fat people overweight, call them "şişko" şişko is basically slang for fatty. He was like we should call them fatty so they try harder to lose weight. I love people who don't give a damn about being politically correct. Of course the poor guys statement was received with outrage from liberals/leftists.

[DChambers]

(11-24-2014 08:17 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I love this story.

It might be fake but I hope it's real. I'd like to think there is a lone hero prowling the badlands of Australia, meting out vigilante justice to fatties who think they have the right to spoil your view by jiggling like human lava lamps squeezed into a fatkini.

Quote:

'Whoever wrote that note and left it on the lady's front door is nothing but scum, why didn't she confront the lady instead of the note , because whoever did it is gutless and cruel,' said one commenter.

The awful truth is this: women need men to police their eating habits, or they're likely to become fat bitches.

Why?

Because girls lack willpower when it comes to cramming bon-bons into their food-holes. They are sensous creatures, and discipline is foreign to their feminine natures. Discipline is a masculine concept and it it a man's role to lead the women in his life.

And because women are habitually dishonest with themselves and each other. The fat girl will shovel cake into her maw while telling herself she's curvy. Other fat girls will back up her delusions because it validates their own gargantuaness.

Skinnier females will say "you go girl!" and "you should wear whatever you like", while laughing up their sleeves at the fatty. Nothing upsets a woman more than the idea of other women becoming prettier than she.



So it's left to men to tell girls the cold, hard truth:

* You're not curvy, you're fat.
* No, you shouldn't wear daisy dukes. You're fat.
* The reason I don't want a relationship with you is because you're fat.
* The reason you haven't seen your cat in a while is because you accidentally sat on it.
* No, airline seats aren't getting smaller. You're getting larger.
* Stop eating bread, you fat cow!

This might seem cruel, but it's far crueller to allow girls to go through life as lumbering heffalumps. Ever met a happy fat girl? Me neither.

What this antipodean land-cow shoulf have done is thank the anonymous hero who corrected her behaviour, and go on a strict diet until she's slim enough to wear revealing beach attire without triggering gag reflexes.

What fatties need is Fat Shaming Week

My brothers! I see in your eyes the same disgust that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and boff fat chicks. But it is not this day. An hour of she-beasts and KFC bargain buckets when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold bangable on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

Yeahhhhh! Whooooo!......uh.....yeahhhh





Seriously bro, you have some of the most hilarious shit I've ever seen posted on here.

[Rawmeo]

You even see fatties on social networks who post pictures of a landwhale with a decent-looking man, and label the picture "Love has no size, feelings are inside".
Yeah.

[TheWastelander]

(11-24-2014 08:17 AM)SteveMcMahon Wrote:  

I love this story.

It might be fake but I hope it's real. I'd like to think there is a lone hero prowling the badlands of Australia, meting out vigilante justice to fatties who think they have the right to spoil your view by jiggling like human lava lamps squeezed into a fatkini.

Quote:

'Whoever wrote that note and left it on the lady's front door is nothing but scum, why didn't she confront the lady instead of the note , because whoever did it is gutless and cruel,' said one commenter.

The awful truth is this: women need men to police their eating habits, or they're likely to become fat bitches.

Why?

Because girls lack willpower when it comes to cramming bon-bons into their food-holes. They are sensous creatures, and discipline is foreign to their feminine natures. Discipline is a masculine concept and it it a man's role to lead the women in his life.

And because women are habitually dishonest with themselves and each other. The fat girl will shovel cake into her maw while telling herself she's curvy. Other fat girls will back up her delusions because it validates their own gargantuaness.

Skinnier females will say "you go girl!" and "you should wear whatever you like", while laughing up their sleeves at the fatty. Nothing upsets a woman more than the idea of other women becoming prettier than she.



So it's left to men to tell girls the cold, hard truth:

* You're not curvy, you're fat.
* No, you shouldn't wear daisy dukes. You're fat.
* The reason I don't want a relationship with you is because you're fat.
* The reason you haven't seen your cat in a while is because you accidentally sat on it.
* No, airline seats aren't getting smaller. You're getting larger.
* Stop eating bread, you fat cow!

This might seem cruel, but it's far crueller to allow girls to go through life as lumbering heffalumps. Ever met a happy fat girl? Me neither.

What this antipodean land-cow shoulf have done is thank the anonymous hero who corrected her behaviour, and go on a strict diet until she's slim enough to wear revealing beach attire without triggering gag reflexes.

What fatties need is Fat Shaming Week

My brothers! I see in your eyes the same disgust that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and boff fat chicks. But it is not this day. An hour of she-beasts and KFC bargain buckets when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold bangable on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

You have my spear!

[Foolsgo1d]

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Also, cover up when walking your cat.

Are we just going to ignore this part?

[WanderingSoul]

A fat guy doing the same thing in a Speedo would probably be arrested.

[Oz.]

This month will go down in RVF history

[AntiTrace]

(11-24-2014 10:54 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

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Also, cover up when walking your cat.

Are we just going to ignore this part?

That's the first thing that caught my eye.

Fatties fatting it up with their fatness, nothing new. But someone actually walks a cat?

[DChambers]

(11-24-2014 01:43 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  

(11-24-2014 10:54 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Quote:

Also, cover up when walking your cat.

Are we just going to ignore this part?

That's the first thing that caught my eye.

Fatties fatting it up with their fatness, nothing new. But someone actually walks a cat?

My sister sometimes walks her cat.....It's as bad as it sounds.