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Titles of nobility for sale
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Titles of nobility for sale

On this website you can buy titles of nobility and you can legally call yourself a lord or baron http://nobility.co.uk/index.html

Can the titles be used as a networking tool ?
It would be kinda cool to have a coat of arms to call your own

What do Rvf members think of this ?
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Titles of nobility for sale

Baron Kbell likes this.

Their is a talking guy on the website that moves around. That's unique...

Would this satisfy hypergamy? I doubt it.
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Titles of nobility for sale

And here I thought chivalry was dead

“Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.”
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I have never been to Europe.

If you really are a "lord" or whatever, do people actually treat you with more respect or whatever? Like if middle-class accountant told you he was a lord, would that matter in how people treated him?
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Titles of nobility for sale

No different from goofballs who join "Freemason lodges" or the Knights of St. John. The story would be gay as well. "Oh damn, you're a lord? Your ancestors are from British nobility?"

Then imagine the letdown as our newly anointed nobleman says "Nah, bought it from this website."

Unless the Queen is there to tap your shoulder with a sword, I wouldn't spend my pocket change on it.
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Titles of nobility for sale

Can Americans get one?

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Titles of nobility for sale

Had some family in the early 1600s who were french nobles. Does that mean I'm a blue blood!

This reminds me of Seinfeld where that guy made people call him Maestro.
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#8

Titles of nobility for sale

Titles in the UK, historically, have always been paid for in one way or another.
#drunken rambling
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Titles of nobility for sale

OP, buying square footage of the moon might be a better investment
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Titles of nobility for sale

Chicks are getting wet like a fountain when they hear:

Bow before His Majesty HCE, the Lord off Clitterhouse!*

* = that's the best that my net worth can support at this moment - maybe next year I could upgrade to Baron of Bentley

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Titles of nobility for sale

That might work in England where they might have laws on the books that acknowledge titles. But I don' know if it would do much good in America. It may be difficult to get your trailer park neighbors in the habit of calling you a lord or a prince.

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Titles of nobility for sale

Quote: (10-16-2014 09:38 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

I have never been to Europe.

If you really are a "lord" or whatever, do people actually treat you with more respect or whatever? Like if middle-class accountant told you he was a lord, would that matter in how people treated him?

In Britain, the short answer is yes. They might think they won't be impressed, but they probably will be.

If you're a member of the aristocracy people will tend to treat you differently. Being a humble commoner, I've only had very limited interaction with lords and whatnot, but from what I've seen they tend to have an air about them that normal folks respond to.

They're scrupulously polite, extremely well spoken and have implacable self-confidence.

However, you probably won't be a middle class accountant if you're a lord. I'm talking about the sort of people who have huge country estates, a seat in the House of Lords, titles that date back centuries, and own half of Scotland. Those guys may have a family business, but it'll probably be in high-end banking or farming or something to do with property. A lot of them go into the officer ranks in HM Forces.

Unfortunately people who buy "titles" off the internet get about as much respect as people who are ordained ministers of religion from a website.
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Just got one of these my fellow RVFers!

If you could please refer to me as "Your Excellency" or "Your Highness" when addressing me henceforth I would appreciate it!! [Image: lol.gif]

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Titles of nobility for sale

My Dad's youth days university buddy is "The Last Romanov" he sells titles right and left

After staying in dad's house for "a few days" that ended up being like six months he granted him a title of a count. and gave me a title of a viscount. (which is not even a title in Russian Imperial court)

Granted them "pro bono".

not that anybody asked or was ever remotely interested in these titles.

Also tried to sell the title to my ex-wife for my son. Which she rejected. Not only because it's a stupid idea but also cause that her family tree goes 26 generations straight to Ivan the Terrible. And before that to Rurik. Of course she would probably be this guys fifth cousin or something if one went looking at geneology cause all those court families were so intertwined

Anyhow

it's a scam of the highest order
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Titles of nobility for sale

There's a difference between John Lord of XYZ and Lord XYZ.

this would work best for a Brit in the States.
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Titles of nobility for sale

Already have the best title: "daddy"

Women of all ages refer to me by my title; No one is discriminated against from calling me by my title. Yes, that includes your gam-gam
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Titles of nobility for sale

Guys if i'm being honest here of course i would consult with a lawyer in the Uk before buying a title and also i would verify the title for its historical significance for example i would buy the title of lord of welton because it was once held by william the conqueror since i'm a history buff and and collector of historical objects(current owner of a modest collection of old coins 100+ years old i found in my grandparents house). So i would only buy a title for its historical significance.
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Titles of nobility for sale

Guys, I gave this some thought and I think we are underestimating this thing's potential. Just look at Zebra game and its bounty. Considering that a basic nobility title is cheaper than a basic zebra (although that doesn't hold true for high end titles/zebras), it could be a good investment [Image: lol.gif]

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Titles of nobility for sale

Holy Shit. This is great. I could become actual royalty instead of just royalty in my mind.
[Image: mindblown3.gif]

[Image: dude.gif]

I want this one: http://nobility.co.uk/index.html?dispatch...uct_id=152

For one it comes with an acre of land...I could build my own castle.

Also, you get hunting rights at the lands. [Image: banana.gif]

I am actually related to Robert the Bruce, so this just makes it so much cooler:

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Before the 1300s the most powerful family Scotland had ever known were the Comyns, dominating the Grampians, Buchan and Moray. It was prudent for many families to associate themselves with the Comyns for protection and prosperity.

With their policies of pure self-interest they were the enemy of Robert the Bruce and in 1306 John, the ‘Red Comyn’, was slain by Bruce ‘at the altar rails’ in Dumfries. Bruce destroyed the family completely by 1308. This left many families without protective association.

Also, you can get a crown and rings....

I imagine myself rocking a crown, a cloak, a sword at my side, and making proles kneel and kiss my ring.

But really. Is this real? Or some scam like the guys who sell real estate on the moon?

Women these days think they can shop for a man like they shop for a purse or a pair of shoes. Sorry ladies. It doesn't work that way.

Women are like sandwiches. All men love sandwiches. That's a given. But sandwiches are only good when they're fresh. Nobody wants a day old sandwich. The bread is all soggy and the meat is spoiled.

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It's sorta real.

Thing is guys, if you want to try this angle, don't bother with this stuff.

Just get some exquisite business cards done and make up your own title and family crest.
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Titles of nobility for sale

you better off taking a hypnosis class that gives you the legal right to be called a DR. lol
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Titles of nobility for sale

I actually do have a title in Scotland along with a square foot of land to go along with it. It was a kind of joke one of my mom's friends bought for me when I was like 8.

You can refer to me as "Laird Krusyos Voran."
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Titles of nobility for sale

I was at a Celtic Festival earlier this year when I came across a stall selling the right to be a Laird/Lady starting at princely sum of £49.

It was one of those things I always thought would be cool to own, as a kid, so I decided to look more into it when I got back. This is what my Google-Fu brought up:

http://www.ebay.com.au/gds/Buying-a-Lord...385/g.html

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Your guide to becoming Titled

If you are looking to acquire a title, you need look no further than this guide. There are many people out there who will accept your money, the difficult thing is differentiating the legitimate titles (and sellers) from the fraudsters and con artists.


The types of titles I will review here are
• Knights
• Barons
• Lord and Lady of the Manor
• Laird and Lady
• Lord and Lady “Scams”
• Deed Poll


General Advice

Make sure the seller is prepared to be identified and traced. Request a postal address and their telephone number. If you are unsure of anything, pick up the phone. If they are a genuine seller they will be happy to talk to you and answer your questions. If they are bogus they won’t want to give out their details and will disappear as soon as they have your money and have posted you your worthless documents. It is always worth a phone call to put your mind at ease and ask about the seller and their product.

Is the seller a registered company? or a private individual. If they are a company then generally you could expect them to be selling within the law. They should be registered and they will be able to provide their company registration number and other details. Again this makes them traceable should you have a problem.

Individuals are probably more risky to deal with, as they do not have the same legal standing as a Company or Corporation and can easily move house with no forwarding address. You should always make this judgement yourself and choose the seller you feel is the most reputable.

TITLES REVIEWED

Knights

This is a cut and dried case. You cannot purchase a Knight title. However hard you try, and whatever promises the seller makes, it is illegal. A Knight title can only be granted by the Crown, and it is always for services to the British Empire, not because you have paid someone.

What you will often find is people offering to sell you a Knight title, and what you will receive is a certificate, printed from their home, on their printer saying “John Smith is now a Knight” As you can imagine, you can do this cheaper yourself at home, and it will be equally invalid!

If you press most of these sellers they may admit that it is a “novelty item”. It is worth asking, and if they won’t admit it is a novelty then you should ask them on what authority they are able to issue Knight titles. Some, like Bespoke-Legal-Technical pretend to own an ancient Order of Chivalry. This is of course a total fantasy and even a superficial search on Wikipedia or Google will expose this scam for what it is.

Our advice? Don’t touch a Knight title with a barge pole

English Baron

The situation here is exactly the same as with a Knight title

Scottish Baron

The Scottish Barony is a feudal title, it is not a rank of peerage and is therefore IS possible to purchase. These titles do not come cheaply, as there are only certain estates in Scotland that actually provide the owner with the status of Baron. They do sell every few years and usually fetch in excess of £100,000, often with a house as well as the land.

For the average person, a Scottish Barony is not a viable option.

Our Advice? If you win the lottery then buy one!

Lord or Lady of the Manor

Again these are perfectly valid titles. Many sellers incorrectly promise that you can call yourself Lord John Smith. In fact it is only recognised as John Smith, Lord of the Manor of <placename>

With a Lord of the Manor title, you are not purchasing land, just the title. In theory the title can only be sold once, and is very expensive. However many unscrupulous sellers will sell the title at an inexpensive price – but try to sell the same title to many different people. Only one person should be able to have the title.
Since 1926 the Historical Manuscripts Commission maintains two Manorial Documents Registers. One register is arranged under parishes, the other is arranged under manors and shows the last-known whereabouts of the manorial records. Those that have survived are often at County Record Offices but some are still in the hands of the owners.
Make sure if you are buying a Lord of The Manor title that is a registered one, not a made up one. Almost all of the ones on the internet are made up.
Our advise? This is a legitimate title, but be wary as it could be meaningless. Otherwise, go ahead!

Laird and Lady
(Scottish Lord)

These again are perfectly legitimate titles and unlike the English Lord of the Manor, you also get something for your money, namely, some land. In order to be a Laird you need to own a Scottish Estate. Usually such estates are on sale, again, for in excess of £200,000 so out of the reach of your average person looking for a title. However the way to get around this is to buy a smaller part, often one or ten square feet, of somebody else’s estate.

It is important that you check that the estate being sold is part of a Laird’s Estate, not simply a piece of farmland, or a half acre of bog that somebody has bought and is subdividing. Generally anything over about 100 acres in total would count as a Laird’s estate and it is worth finding out more about the land before you buy. There are a few sellers on the internet that seem to be trying to sell their ‘back garden’ or a scrap of useless land.

The title you use can be Laird, Lord or Lady. It is worth noting that it is a Scottish Lord title, not an English Lord title that you acquire. An English Lord title cannot be bought, and is only granted by the Crown.

You will find that most banks are happy to change your credit cards, cheque books, bank accounts etc etc if you are a Laird and it is pretty much well recognised throughout the UK. From a worldwide point of view many foreign buyers use the term Lord instead of Laird as it is more widely heard of. This is down to the preference of the new landowner which they use.

Our advice? This is a legitimate title, but ensure you get the legal deeds of sale for the land, and make sure you buy from a reputable estate.

Lord and Lady Scams

These are the most common type of “title” scams out there. They are so obviously fake that it’s surprising anybody buys them, and yet they do! The wording goes like this. “Would you like to be a Lord? Do you want to have status, gold cards, upgrades etc etc? Well send me £20 and you will become a Lord”

Then the ‘seller’ prints off a certificate from their printer at home, much in the same way as the Knight titles, and the buyer sends off £20. And gets nothing of value.

If you simply want a gag gift, this is a viable option but our advice is to at least save yourself the money and print your own certificate. It will be just as meaningless and you haven’t been ripped off in the process. At the very least, e-mail the seller and ask them on what authority they are able to issue Lord titles. I assure you, the Queen has never knocked on their door and given them permission. If you take that printed certificate into your bank or other agency they will laugh in your face. Do not fall for these tricks, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Our advice? This is a fun novelty gift, but print your own and save the money.

Deed Poll

You cannot change your title by deed poll. You can change your NAME but not your title. You also can’t select a name that looks like a title. Eg if you are John Smith you cannot change your first name to Baron and your middle name to John and your last name to Smith and be Baron John Smith. If you visit the deed poll website information, or phone them they will confirm this for you.

Our advice? This is a non starter, you can’t change your title by deed pole (sic).

You're better off actually earning the damn thing, marrying into nobility for example.
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Quote: (10-16-2014 09:38 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

I have never been to Europe.

If you really are a "lord" or whatever, do people actually treat you with more respect or whatever? Like if middle-class accountant told you he was a lord, would that matter in how people treated him?

The older generations do. My generation and below (30) don't really care.

It stops Americans in awe however so you can take advantage of it. American blue blood society loves this shit like the rest of them.
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Quote: (10-18-2014 05:58 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  

Quote: (10-16-2014 09:38 AM)Sonsowey Wrote:  

I have never been to Europe.

If you really are a "lord" or whatever, do people actually treat you with more respect or whatever? Like if middle-class accountant told you he was a lord, would that matter in how people treated him?

The older generations do. My generation and below (30) don't really care.

It stops Americans in awe however so you can take advantage of it. American blue blood society loves this shit like the rest of them.

As always, it's more about the way you present it (DHV vs. PHV - proclaiming high value) than the actual title. For example, if you seem like just another cool guy, but then someone sees that a letter to you is addressed to "his Lordship", you bet they will be intrigued and respect it no matter what age they are.

If you just go out and shout it in their face, they'll laugh at you of course.

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