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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment...-1.1954547

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In a YouTube fan chat, 28-year-old “Girls” creator Lena Dunham confessed she didn’t begin enjoying sex until she was 25. “I was so worried about whether other people were enjoying sex with me that it never would have occurred to me that it was an act I was supposed to receive any pleasure from,” she said. “Before my current boyfriend (Fun guitarist Jack Antonoff), who’s a lovely, lovely person, I had a train of the most disastrous, despicable, van-dwelling monsters in my bed.”

Her rationalization by calling these guys "monsters" even though she chose them:

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

"A train"?
Jesus.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

This hog should be undyingly grateful that any male human is willing to stick it in her, not opining about the quality of her past mates.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

I'd prefer not to know about Lena Dunham's sex life. It's disgusting enough that someone would actually stick their dick in it, but a train? She should stop picking men up at the soup kitchen.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Well that just shows that both sides thought they had a monster in bed with them.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Don't know if it is Game, but her boyfriend went from Scarlet Johansson to Lena Dunham.


Don't know if that is a sign of Game or regression of Game:

[Image: o-JACK-ANTONOFF-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-570.jpg]

[Image: 130115b-lena-dunham-jack-antonoff.jpg]

He does not seem Beta to me despite his funny looks and Woody Allen appeal.


Still - I wonder what made him switch this:

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to this:

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I guess, if the guy was good enough for Scarlett, he is good enough for Lena Dungham. That fact alone brings some definitive satisfaction.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Either Scarlett was a cunt of epic proportions...or he wanted to date someone more in his 'league'.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Don't know if it is Game, but her boyfriend went from Scarlet Johansson to Lena Dunham.

[Image: 130115b-lena-dunham-jack-antonoff.jpg]

Is that "Pajama Boy" from the Obamacare ad?

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

How the fuck do you go from banging Scar Jo to that pig? [Image: barf.gif]

Dude must have lucked into banging Scarlett and has no actual game or is with the pig because he sees her as a social status object given the media's love affair with Dunham.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Don't know if it is Game

More like from Game to Game Over.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

A quick google search shows that he met SJ at a private high school for aspiring actors and musicians. He was in a band that actually toured in HS, so he could've easily used the musician game on her.

In other words, it's not like he closed celebrity hot grown up SJ and then banged fat pig LD. He went from successful musician guy in HS to somewhat successful musician guy in Hollywood, where better game is needed. I'd say his options weren't great considering the competition.

That, or she's his beard. A big, fat beard.

On a side note, that photo of her playing table tennis will haunt my dreams.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 05:00 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  

Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Don't know if it is Game

More like from Game to Game Over.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

I'd ban you for posting that nude of her zelcorpion. I now have brain aids thanks to that picture.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

If you read this from whole thing from a game perspective, you can always find a scarlet lining.

1. Lena is/was? attracted to badboys. She was willing to stick through the relationship even though the sex was not pleasing to her.

Game Lesson - Pleasing a chick doesn't matter, Making her happy doesn't matter. Be an asshole and she will stick around.

2. Lena's Current Boyfriend was banging ScarJo.

Game Lesson - You don't need to be a big swinging dick/uber bad boy to pull a hot bitch, especially if she's young.

I have a sneaking suspicion that
- dude took Scarjo's virginity
- Scarjo career took off, so she upgraded her entire reality
- Fat Jewish Girl with low self esteem and a lot of sex positive learning - probably gives monstrous head after a decade of practice. Enjoys anal.
- Doofus could be getting a career boost and head on demand

But again the primary lesson here is that you don't need to be 6'2", 8% body fat, player extraordinaire to bury your sausage into some choice sauerkraut.

This is that wonderful variety of human pairings that I keep harping on in the game board.

WIA
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Can we delete this thread? Apparently, today I am just looking to get my head kicked in and I found it here. [Image: sad.gif]

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Fat girl with tiny titties... god's ultimate punishment.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 06:58 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Fat girl with tiny titties... god's ultimate punishment.

Don't forget the fucked up face and yellow teeth.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Dude is in arguably one of the top 5 biggest modern pop-rock bands in America currently and he chooses that troll? Dude needs RVF like a fish needs water.

Also great how she openly admits to taking a literal "train" of cock from losers(badboys) throughout her young adult life. Classic.
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

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28-year-old “Girls” creator Lena Dunham confessed she didn’t begin enjoying sex until she was 25.

Huh. All this time I thought she was in her late 30's.

If this is pre-wall...

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 07:23 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

Dude is in arguably one of the top 5 biggest modern pop-rock bands in America currently and he chooses that troll? Dude needs RVF like a fish needs water.

Also great how she openly admits to taking a literal "train" of cock from losers(badboys) throughout her young adult life. Classic.

He bought the nonsense about body acceptance. The SJW broke his will. But I guess it makes him a hero among ugly girls.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

Still - I wonder what made him switch this:

[Image: images%2Farticle%2F2011%2F09%2F15%2Fscar01.jpg]

to this:

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DON'T DO THAT!!
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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Oh sweet jesus, no... why would you slide down the ladder like that to Lena from Scarlett? Talk about hitting every rung on the way down.

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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

[quote='Zelcorpion' pid='839946' dateline='1411853121']
Don't know if it is Game, but her boyfriend went from Scarlet Johansson to Lena Dunham.


Don't know if that is a sign of Game or regression of Game:

[Image: o-JACK-ANTONOFF-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-570.jpg]



He does not seem Beta to me despite his funny looks and Woody Allen appeal.


Still - I wonder what made him switch this:

[Image: images%2Farticle%2F2011%2F09%2F15%2Fscar01.jpg]

to this:


NEVER post NUDES of Lena Dunham again without a warning.


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Lena Durham "enjoy sex for 1st time, after a series of 'disastrous' partners"

Everything about Johansson strikes me as Dykeish, so...

Quote: (09-27-2014 04:25 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

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Something about this seems awfully-familiar.

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