[samsamsam]

https://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/c...27802.html

Quote:

A 27-year-old Illinois woman who was accused of stealing several items from a clothing store was busted after she posted pictures of herself in a shoplifted dress on Facebook.

Danielle Sexton reportedly swiped a multicolored leopard print dress with a black waistband from Morties, a store in her native West Frankfort. After the owner's son, Kert Williams, posted a note about the theft and a description of the woman on his Facebook page, people quickly began pointing him toward Sexton's selfie, which she had just set as her new profile pic. Williams passed the information along to the police, who arrested her.

Should have stolen a dress that makes her ass smaller.

[R Smoov]

Had to.

[KC4]

Logic at its finest

[Skye]

Happened to a kid, funny enough also in Illinois, bragging over Facebook about some shit he stole from somebody like hours after the home invasion.

[Coldfire]

[Cr33pin]

Stupid girl... I think I am more offended by the fact she decided she looked good in that photo and made it her profile pic.

[BCien]

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

If my surname was Sexton, I'd probably be doing stupid shit too.

[They Call Me Mister Tony]

What a dumbass.

Attention whoring at its finest these days.

[Sonsowey]

"Wait, lemme take a selfie"

[Vicious]

And here I thought it would be that pic by the Ukrainian separatist girl stolen form the dead bodies of the plan they Malaysian Airlines Airplane they shot down.

But putting up an actual shoplifted piece? That requires a special kind of stupid.

[Tim in real life]

I bet she got a light sentence.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

Little Dark doesn't often rob stores. But when he does, he takes a selfie.