[Screwston]

I only have a couple of pictures and not sure what to put in my profile. I made a POF account last month but didn't have much success. I'm sure I could increase my luck if I had an internet dating expert help me set my shit up the right away. I met a fine ass asian girl when I first made it and we talked on the phone. The bitch flaked out on me when we were going to chill because her friends wanted to go clubbing

I think girls on dating sites get hit on so much, you gotta approach the perfect way to seem like you're different

[mtwersk22]

I'm new to the game and I recently set up a few online profiles which have been generating interest. I'm not really sure what to say when I get a message like "hey cute picture" or something of the sort and usually don't get 2nd or 3rd responses. Its not easy having a conversation through email. .
Any advice would be greatly appreciated...

[Kish]

(03-30-2011 03:47 PM)mtwersk22 Wrote:  

I'm new to the game and I recently set up a few online profiles which have been generating interest. I'm not really sure what to say when I get a message like "hey cute picture" or something of the sort and usually don't get 2nd or 3rd responses. Its not easy having a conversation through email. .
Any advice would be greatly appreciated...

Ask her to chat with you on IM. I hope whatever site you're using has that feature. This is HUGE. Don't become a pen pal. Because while you're doing that she might have other guys building rapport much faster with instant messaging. Chatting by email isn't the best because it increases the chance of a flake. You can set up a date/get a number on IM in about 5 min unlike through email which might take 5-7 days.

[el mechanico]

I use plentyoffish alot.I keep my profile on hidemode and read the girls profiles very carefully and send messages related to something that has to do with her work or any other thing that can make my message seem indirect. Then once you start any communication move it over to text messages as fast as you can.The 7+ girls are attention whores and not easy to bang,but theres no reason you cant bang one 5 or 6 a week with about 30 mins a day of time..

[NeVerGymLess]

If you guys wanna get laid off POF, follow the shit from this link .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=132621003


I get 12 + msg back a day and have plans with a couple girls for this weekend following the shit.

[Screwston]

(03-31-2011 02:38 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

If you guys wanna get laid off POF, follow the shit from this link .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=132621003


I get 12 + msg back a day and have plans with a couple girls for this weekend following the shit.

A 127 page thread? Summarize that

[Gmac]

I think I just had my quickest online pick up ever... went the jerk joker route and 20 min later... she tells me to meet her in 45 min at a bar in town.

Dialogue and screens to follow... game on... later.

[NeVerGymLess]

(03-31-2011 04:37 PM)houston Wrote:  

(03-31-2011 02:38 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

If you guys wanna get laid off POF, follow the shit from this link .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=132621003


I get 12 + msg back a day and have plans with a couple girls for this weekend following the shit.

A 127 page thread? Summarize that

spam bitches with msg like these. They eat them up.


I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres ? queff as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seasfood dinner with you over skype on a dail up internet connection .

Not serious....

Kinda serious....





Dear Miss
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories.... You will always have a special place in my heart.
You ex-hubby
ps.
You can keep the bech house in Blackpool as long as I can have the dog and my cd's back.


Oh heavenly blessed beauty whos beauty is above and beyond anything I have witnessed in my 24 years of existence. Words cannot describe the feeling that pulsed through my penis when I laid upon your picture... I would swim across shark infested waters with open wounds, wrestle a crocodile with my arms bound behind my back and crawl on my hands and knees over sand paper, just to sniff a single pubic hair you shaved over a month ago. (assuming you are shaven)
__________________

My, my, who is this heavenly blessed beauty???
Introduce yourself, oh resolution of the divine, embodiment of Heaven's purest angelic perfection, progenitor of Aphrodite's DNA!

I would climb Mt. Everest using Snooki's farts as my only air supply and a banana hammock as my only clothing if it meant that I could have cyber sex on skype in morse code on a dial-up connection in a VERY rainy day with the male nurse who happened to be in the delivery room when you were born



____

I have 2 dates this weekend, trying for the afternoon lay and night lay on Saturday/

[el mechanico]

(03-31-2011 08:42 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

(03-31-2011 04:37 PM)houston Wrote:  

(03-31-2011 02:38 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

If you guys wanna get laid off POF, follow the shit from this link .

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=132621003


I get 12 + msg back a day and have plans with a couple girls for this weekend following the shit.

A 127 page thread? Summarize that

spam bitches with msg like these. They eat them up.


I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres ? queff as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seasfood dinner with you over skype on a dail up internet connection .

Not serious....

Kinda serious....





Dear Miss
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories.... You will always have a special place in my heart.
You ex-hubby
ps.
You can keep the bech house in Blackpool as long as I can have the dog and my cd's back.


Oh heavenly blessed beauty whos beauty is above and beyond anything I have witnessed in my 24 years of existence. Words cannot describe the feeling that pulsed through my penis when I laid upon your picture... I would swim across shark infested waters with open wounds, wrestle a crocodile with my arms bound behind my back and crawl on my hands and knees over sand paper, just to sniff a single pubic hair you shaved over a month ago. (assuming you are shaven)
__________________

My, my, who is this heavenly blessed beauty???
Introduce yourself, oh resolution of the divine, embodiment of Heaven's purest angelic perfection, progenitor of Aphrodite's DNA!

I would climb Mt. Everest using Snooki's farts as my only air supply and a banana hammock as my only clothing if it meant that I could have cyber sex on skype in morse code on a dial-up connection in a VERY rainy day with the male nurse who happened to be in the delivery room when you were born



____

I have 2 dates this weekend, trying for the afternoon lay and night lay on Saturday/

Not my style but Im going to throw that out for kicks!








n

[Screwston]

Yeah, I'm going to try them. I really need to take new pictures

[NeVerGymLess]

[/quote]

Not my style but Im going to throw that out for kicks!








n
[/quote]

this line works best
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres ? queff as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seasfood dinner with you over skype on a dail up internet connection .

Not serious....

Kinda serious....


followed by the frozen dinner and grape juice one.

[Gmac]

(04-01-2011 06:24 AM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

this line works best
I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres ? queff as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seasfood dinner with you over skype on a dail up internet connection .

Not serious....

Kinda serious....


followed by the frozen dinner and grape juice one.

I used the dinner and grape juice one last night and had some pretty good success. A couple girls are just getting back to me after my last round of another message but just to recap the one from last night...

So the second girl I sent a message to last night had viewed my profile about 20 minutes before.

Here's how it went down:

her: "haha...romantic"

me: "If you're lucky I'll even turn the candle light bulb on...

So... future or former swimmer? I'm both."

her: "former and current...

candle light bulb? wow i must be cute if you're willing to up your electricity bill on me....."

me: "Interesting...

Hey don't get a big head or anything, I'm just environmentally friendly...

You're a little too short for me anyway. I like my girls over 6'0 sorry..." [She's 5'10]

her: "sorry...."

-----

I notice she's available for chat so I open her there:

(5:41:29 pm)me:Wow you gave up really quick

(5:41:54 pm)her:haha...well what can i say...i doubt i'll grow much more..

(5:42:35 pm)me:They just don't grow them like they used to in the south...

(5:42:50 pm)her:by the way....you should go visit Croatia..but also Bosnia...you'll find trouble there for sure....

(5:43:17 pm)her:plus they are amazing countries...not typical american tourist places...

(5:43:28 pm)me:Yeah? I was thinking prague and romania at the very least

(5:43:56 pm)her:prague? oh come one..and what? stay at a nice 4 star hotel? i thought you were advanterous...

(5:44:27 pm)me:yeah i go dumpster diving outside 4 star hotels, they are the best

(5:45:05 pm)her:nonethelss....4 stars...Bosnia has a city that has pyramids..nbelieve it or not....if you're into traveling...very worth seeing.....

(5:45:26 pm)me:i'll be staying in hostels and couchsurfing if anything, when did you go?

(5:45:45 pm)her:from there...just didnt grown up there...

(5:46:25 pm)me:oh i see thats where you get the look from

(5:46:38 pm)her:what look would that be?

(5:46:45 pm)me:oh nothing

(5:46:52 pm)her:come on..splill it

(5:47:26 pm)me:i cant place it but you look like some foreign movie actress i've seen before

(5:47:43 pm)meame euro trash look too

(5:48:07 pm)her:well, you know ...its how we lure you americans to come spend your money....

(5:48:10 pm)her:

(5:48:31 pm)me:i knew it...

(5:48:56 pm)her:what'd you expect...

(5:49:04 pm)her:easy targets.....

(5:49:39 pm)me:i am a euro mutt, don't lump me in with these others

(5:50:07 pm)her:oh are you...

(5:50:47 pm)hero mr. competative swimmer...whats your event?

(5:51:31 pm)me:oh i was a sprinter -- 50 free, 100 free/back

(5:52:06 pm)me:I'm incredible on my back, it's too bad I can't swim everywhere

(5:52:37 pm)me:I peg you as an IM'er

(5:52:40 pm)her:oh what a girl always dreams to hear from a guy " im incredible on my back" shoot me now...

(5:53:00 pm)herome..but not much...200 breast / 100 free

(5:53:20 pm)me:well you know what they say...

(5:53:33 pm)me:besides, I had the honor of getting spanked by mr. phelps

(5:53:55 pm)me:don't get any ideas either

(5:54:47 pm)her:idea?

(5:54:50 pm)her

--- internet was cutting out here, I had meant to say something like "yeah I figured those were tough for you" but it never went through in time.

(5:55:04 pm)me:forget it

(5:55:28 pm)her:i would never..dont worry....

(5:55:34 pm)her:unless..

(5:55:35 pm)her:well nvm

(5:56:24 pm)her:what are you doing on a dating site?

(5:58:54 pm)me:My bad, candle light bulbs made my internet go out

(5:59:10 pm)her:those will get ya...

(6:00:24 pm)me:I like the fancy colors and pictures, you?

(6:01:02 pm)her:yep...sounds about the same as my thoughts....

(6:01:17 pm)me:you were right you don't get many ideas... bummer

(6:01:59 pm)her:nah....two things...number one...im blond...all those jokes muct be right...number two..very tired..though the blond thing trumps it all

(6:02:58 pm)hero does this mesaging girls and pretending to be a jerk ever work?

(6:04:01 pm)me:always, every girl I've ever talked to

(6:04:43 pm)her:wow at least your an honest jerk..

(6:04:58 pm)her:well...fake jerk i should say

(6:05:11 pm)me:geez really laying it on me there, jerk

(6:06:10 pm)me:i liked you way better when you were out of ideas...

(6:06:15 pm)her:well...dont think you're the only one..

(6:06:42 pm)her:well, hey..it was very nice chatting with you....you should think about what i said about eastern europe...

(6:07:11 pm)me:you don't get off that easy after insulting someone

(6:07:39 pm)her:ok..fine...insult me back...give it your best shot

(6:08:49 pm)me:Tell you what, join me for a drink instead and ill forget how awful you were to me today

(6:09:26 pm)her:oh wow...idk if i could take the insults face to face....

(6:10:27 pm)me:Nevermind

(6:10:32 pm)her:u know what...

(6:10:58 pm)her:fine. [bar in dc]...45 minutes (if you have the guts that is) and leave the wig at home... [referring to one of my pictures]

(6:12:48 pm)me:Guts?! See you there, ill be the one ordering welch grape juice

(6:13:15 pm)her:fine..see you there...again...if you're man enough,,,,

(6:14:32 pm)me:In case you have a blond moment and get lost... [phone number]

(6:15:33 pm)her:do i get a name with this or am i saving the number under " jerk from OKcupid"?

(6:16:26 pm)me:i would put jerk from OKC -- but just to save you some keystrokes, you can use Gmac

(6:16:47 pm)her:ok Gmac...45 minutes.....don't be late...

---

She texts me her number and the banter continues for a while. Of course I show up 10 minutes late and it only ends up adding to the chemistry/conversation. I'll post the whole story on my blog later (sig). Long story short, she a sexy 22yo Eastern European chick who works for a foreign government. Managed a kiss-close before the end of the night but this one may prove tough since she barely drinks. Going for a sunday date but I don't know if I can break her before date 3 or 4... for this type (and an 8 at that) I will probably see it through.

[Gmac]

I forgot to mention, she paid the whole bill.

[mtwersk22]

(04-01-2011 09:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I forgot to mention, she paid the whole bill.

Whats the dinner and grape juice one?

[Gmac]

(04-01-2011 11:15 AM)mtwersk22 Wrote:  

(04-01-2011 09:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I forgot to mention, she paid the whole bill.

Whats the dinner and grape juice one?

Just wanted to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it." Then I would fill your wine glass with welch's grape juice.

[NeVerGymLess]

(04-01-2011 11:15 AM)mtwersk22 Wrote:  

(04-01-2011 09:41 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

I forgot to mention, she paid the whole bill.

Whats the dinner and grape juice one?

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I follow up with that one and if they bite, I ask for the number to start texting , where the game begins.

[metalhaze]

I have some good success with online game and I have to say that putting your BEST picture that shows your chiselled physique works best!

most women judge a profile by its pic online, they dont read the profile unless they like the pic.

[silent_scope]

So. Show me an example of a online profile that has been tweaked to perfection. I'm getting maybe 1 or 2 looks a day, but no responses to my emails (short and tailor made to the recipient's profile).

I have one of those jobs where my free time is spent sitting in front of a PC reading this stuff on the internet. Might as well put in some work at POF and OKC.

[NeVerGymLess]

(04-06-2011 01:48 AM)silent_scope Wrote:  

So. Show me an example of a online profile that has been tweaked to perfection. I'm getting maybe 1 or 2 looks a day, but no responses to my emails (short and tailor made to the recipient's profile).

I have one of those jobs where my free time is spent sitting in front of a PC reading this stuff on the internet. Might as well put in some work at POF and OKC.

my profile :



I am a shallow, proud, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful gentlemen you will meet. I believe life about taking chances and meeting new people,experiencing new things and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people. Life isn't about putting objects into box's , Life is about LIVING.

Personally, I like to go out to bars,wreck beach,local mountains, ect. I like to have a good time whereever I am and to laugh. In my time alone I enjoy staying fit i.e cycling and bodybuilding whilst also keeping up with the news.

Please don't waste my time if your still " figuring out what you want " or any of that bullshit. You need know you want me and be upfront if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and hope you are too.

My two favorite movies are :
American Psycho
Dark Knight

My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and conversing about life. You'll have to put up with a lot of sport equipment lying around , though.

Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in the 4th grade I remember going to the history museum and seeing this statue of Zeus. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statue I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. From that moment on I was in the gym every day, taking my multi and lifting heavy. By the time I was in middle school I was already a straight up beast. I was making 8th grade girls’ panties wet when I would walk down the hall, and every beta phaggot in the school was mirin' my jack3d fibras.

Let’s see here, what makes me unique? Well I have shagged over 2 thousand sex dolls and slayed at least 10 PoF whales, in 10-G gravity, I know how to please a woman, The karma-sutra book is my preferred reading material while going number two, I'm qualified to preform all possible positions, rain, hail or shine. I have excelled at this thing we call sex: I possess the endurance and experience of a Greek god, the power of 10 super saiyans and the speed of a photon. For a life time supply of sandwiches you can have me.

Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish and**** ******* you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. For instance: the other night I convinced a hooker named Laquisha to stop using her herpes as a wall to hide her true self. I explained to her that she needed to drop those walls and spread her wings; there are plenty of men out there who can look past the sores and see her inner beauty. Without men like that, our news would be saturated with stories of women committing suicide and we would never here of the real news like the next emerging fashion trend. Now I’m a fashion savvy guy so I took her to Good Will and bought her a few turquoise necklaces to give her a head start on the next trend and her new life.

at the end of the game the king and pawn go into the same box...

If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at South Park then we might get along! Anyways, if you have made it this far... I would be happy to hear from you if...

-You have a sense of humor
-You don't have a penis, or have never had a penis (I'm open minded and exceptions can possibly be made but in this case, there's a higher chance of you finding Harry Potter's magic wand than that happening... sorry!)
-You are not a psycho stalker
-You weigh less than I do (I weigh 215 pounds...I don't think that's asking too much??)

[metalhaze]

I've been doing online dating successfully for the last 2 years and I found that the key to online success is to keep things SIMPLE and SHORT because the aim is to get the women off her computer and down to the bar or to your place so the most important things in the profile are a) your pictures (women judge a lot by pics too) and b) not saying anything that can be used against you to turn you down because online dating is so impersonal women can turn you down for the stupidest thing.

the following is my 2 cents.

"My two favorite movies are :
American Psycho
Dark Knight
"

dont share that info, keep it a mystery, let them ask for it besides what if the hot women you are messaging hates those movies, why risk it?

Quote:

Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in the 4th grade I remember going to the history museum and seeing this statue of Zeus. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statue I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. From that moment on I was in the gym every day, taking my multi and lifting heavy. By the time I was in middle school I was already a straight up beast. I was making 8th grade girls’ panties wet when I would walk down the hall, and every beta phaggot in the school was mirin' my jack3d fibras.

that comes off as too try hard, I would remove it. ppl dont believe what they hear as much as what they see.

Quote:

Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish and**** ******* you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. For instance: the other night I convinced a hooker named Laquisha to stop using her herpes as a wall to hide her true self. I explained to her that she needed to drop those walls and spread her wings; there are plenty of men out there who can look past the sores and see her inner beauty. Without men like that, our news would be saturated with stories of women committing suicide and we would never here of the real news like the next emerging fashion trend. Now I’m a fashion savvy guy so I took her to Good Will and bought her a few turquoise necklaces to give her a head start on the next trend and her new life.

That would turn off a lot of girls and has no added value.

I personally believe that you need to shorten your profile description.

[Gmac]

P.I. Edit

[Gringo]

Quote:

some more extensive traveling in the near future.

On my list is a major 2-3 week excursion to Europe to do some backpacking... not a typical American tourist trip through Western Europe but a "let's see what sorts of trouble I can get into" adventure through some of the lesser traveled countries.

Is this bit serious or you being a bit sarcastic? I honestly can't tell.

[Gmac]

(04-06-2011 11:52 AM)Gringo Wrote:  

Quote:

some more extensive traveling in the near future.

On my list is a major 2-3 week excursion to Europe to do some backpacking... not a typical American tourist trip through Western Europe but a "let's see what sorts of trouble I can get into" adventure through some of the lesser traveled countries.

Is this bit serious or you being a bit sarcastic? I honestly can't tell.

Badassery.

[Gringo]

How do you mean?

[oldnemesis]

(04-06-2011 09:27 AM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  

my profile :

Is this your profile?

IMHO you provide too much information - the more you have in your profile, the less number of people would actually read it. You may think high of yourself, but to them you're just one of zillions of profiles.

You also come out as too aggressive; it actually feels like you're insecure and trying to prove you're worthy. Typically people who appear very aggressive online often have a lot of insecurities in real life. This is also true for females.

"I am a shallow, proud, arrogant prick" seem to be quite common phrase, google it.