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Overheard at the subway
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Overheard at the subway

So I bit the bullet and left my bike home, commuting by train this time since I'm starting to get sick and wasn't in the mood to ride in the rain. Half way there a couple entered and started arguing about something. This went for about twenty minutes, and they were loud, and then this gem came out:

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Guy: Goddamnit, you're very selfish at times.

Girl: Me, selfish? How can you say that? I've spent so much money for you!

Guy: Me? How come?

Girl: The dresses, the makeup, I did it all for you OMG YOU'RE SO SELFISH!
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This was so ridiculous I had to berate the two to shut the fuck up because I wasn't it any mood to hear shit from strangers. Other commuters agreed, and they closed their fucking mouths for the rest of the trip.

But seriously, people are fucked up. [Image: dodgy.gif]
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Overheard at the subway

You went on public transport because you were afraid of getting more sick?

Public transport is probably what made you sick in the first place!
Being stuck in a confined place with cunts coughing and sneezing on you... Public transport is definitely the easiest way to get sick.

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Overheard at the subway

Quote: (03-24-2014 08:15 AM)spalex Wrote:  

You went on public transport because you were afraid of getting more sick?

Public transport is probably what made you sick in the first place!
Being stuck in a confined place with cunts coughing and sneezing on you... Public transport is definitely the easiest way to get sick.

Way to miss the point
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Overheard at the subway

Quote: (03-24-2014 08:15 AM)spalex Wrote:  

You went on public transport because you were afraid of getting more sick?

Public transport is probably what made you sick in the first place!
Being stuck in a confined place with cunts coughing and sneezing on you... Public transport is definitely the easiest way to get sick.

Yep, definitely. Not only diseases but also fleas and tics [Image: confused.gif]

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Overheard at the subway

Lol . She just said a meaningful sentence for selfish without saying selfish . Hope you feel better .
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