This winter has been a harsh one and in order to escape the cold, there is nothing better than sinking into a well-prepared hot bath. Warms you right to the bone and a great place to do some deep thinking. Here is how its done.
Make sure the tub is clean
A lot of dudes, and lots of girls, just let mold, slime and general filth build up on the shower walls. This is nasty, get rid of it. Especially before you get into the bath. Its pretty disgusting sitting in a bath and seeing black slime all around you and knowing some of that nastiness is in your water. So clean everything, you want your tub to be white. Rinse thoroughly before filling it with water.
Use Epsom salts
These are very cheap, I get mine by the half gallon at the grocery, they ease sore muscles, are extremely beneficial to body health, and you can use the salt as a skin scrub while in the bath. I dump at least two cups in every time. You can also get fancy and buy some dead sea salts or Himalayan mountain minerals, but Epsom is just fine. Make sure whatever you get has no chemical additives.
Keep the water hot
Don’t be a pussy. If you do it right, sweat should be coming down your face at the end of the bath. Wide open pores will drain your body of toxins, evacuate last nights whiskey, and allow minerals from your bath salts to enter your body. Plus is makes your nut sac do crazy things.
Don’t use soap
Or bubble bath, or shampoo, or cream. The chemicals in all of those products are not good for your skin and will fuck up your bath. If you want the water to smell nice, use some herbs or dried lavender (but put them in cheesecloth or some other permeable bag, you don’t want to clog your drain like I did once).
Turn off the lights
You don’t want any unnatural light in the room. Make sure everything is unplugged, electric flow hinders brainwaves. I only play some classical music if my roommate is home or there is some other noise distraction. Silence is best. Light some candles (unscented) the flames are great for stimulating thoughts.
Bring a glass of water
This is great for cooling down a bit because your bath is going to be very hot. You can also use the glass to dump water all over your head. Feels great.
Other
Don’t be afraid to pee. Your bladder will want to evacuate immediately after you first relax. Urine is sterile when it first comes out.
The majority of my game education came from reading books in the bath. It’s a great place to read up on self-improvement.
Leave your phone in another room. This is time to reflect.
If you have had sex recently, wash your balls before getting in. Pussy juice contains tons of bacteria, yeast, acids and other foreign elements that you don’t want to be marinating in. Get it out of your pubes as well.
That’s about it. If I ever settle, one of the top requirements for my living quarters will be a giant clawfoot bathtub with enough room for me and two 20-something girls.
Make sure the tub is clean
A lot of dudes, and lots of girls, just let mold, slime and general filth build up on the shower walls. This is nasty, get rid of it. Especially before you get into the bath. Its pretty disgusting sitting in a bath and seeing black slime all around you and knowing some of that nastiness is in your water. So clean everything, you want your tub to be white. Rinse thoroughly before filling it with water.
Use Epsom salts
These are very cheap, I get mine by the half gallon at the grocery, they ease sore muscles, are extremely beneficial to body health, and you can use the salt as a skin scrub while in the bath. I dump at least two cups in every time. You can also get fancy and buy some dead sea salts or Himalayan mountain minerals, but Epsom is just fine. Make sure whatever you get has no chemical additives.
Keep the water hot
Don’t be a pussy. If you do it right, sweat should be coming down your face at the end of the bath. Wide open pores will drain your body of toxins, evacuate last nights whiskey, and allow minerals from your bath salts to enter your body. Plus is makes your nut sac do crazy things.
Don’t use soap
Or bubble bath, or shampoo, or cream. The chemicals in all of those products are not good for your skin and will fuck up your bath. If you want the water to smell nice, use some herbs or dried lavender (but put them in cheesecloth or some other permeable bag, you don’t want to clog your drain like I did once).
Turn off the lights
You don’t want any unnatural light in the room. Make sure everything is unplugged, electric flow hinders brainwaves. I only play some classical music if my roommate is home or there is some other noise distraction. Silence is best. Light some candles (unscented) the flames are great for stimulating thoughts.
Bring a glass of water
This is great for cooling down a bit because your bath is going to be very hot. You can also use the glass to dump water all over your head. Feels great.
Other
Don’t be afraid to pee. Your bladder will want to evacuate immediately after you first relax. Urine is sterile when it first comes out.
The majority of my game education came from reading books in the bath. It’s a great place to read up on self-improvement.
Leave your phone in another room. This is time to reflect.
If you have had sex recently, wash your balls before getting in. Pussy juice contains tons of bacteria, yeast, acids and other foreign elements that you don’t want to be marinating in. Get it out of your pubes as well.
That’s about it. If I ever settle, one of the top requirements for my living quarters will be a giant clawfoot bathtub with enough room for me and two 20-something girls.
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