You look across the sea of people at a night spot and see pink and blue dots on them.
You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You believe life's most challenging conversations can be enhanced with an animated GIF.
Take care of those titties for me.
When a Girl showering at your place asks why you don't have shampoo
And add me to the Irt bandwagon, it's tainted my view of an entire race. I just can't take Indian dudes seriously when I see them in a club anymore.
And add me to the Irt bandwagon, it's tainted my view of an entire race. I just can't take Indian dudes seriously when I see them in a club anymore.
Yeah I laugh when I see Indian guys now and think of that burnt, charcoal mother fucker with the old school cell Nokia phone. This should inspire the Indian guys to get cut, get some bad ass Indian inspired tattoos, hair pulled back like Steven Seagal and open up a yoga shop to overdose on white girls.
A woman calls you an asshole and you smile and say, "Thanks for noticing".
When you sell off everything you own to move to Toronto for the pussy.
Quote: (02-08-2014 11:32 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:
When you sell off everything you own to move to away from Toronto for the pussy.
I'm the King of Beijing!
When your eyes light up when you see that Samseau is back!
same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
If you don't do a certain amount of approaches on a night out you go into a mood because its a waste of a night out if you don't approach enough.
Things that you used to enjoy you don't enjoy anymore, i.e. watching football (soccer) when I was 16 I went to every single competitive Peterborough united game (they were in the second tier of English football at the time) now Im not really bothered about watching football its really quite a waste of money and time. And some of the adults who watch the games regularly are quite sad to be honest.
Things that you used to enjoy you don't enjoy anymore, i.e. watching football (soccer) when I was 16 I went to every single competitive Peterborough united game (they were in the second tier of English football at the time) now Im not really bothered about watching football its really quite a waste of money and time. And some of the adults who watch the games regularly are quite sad to be honest.
-You ask your mechanic if he's El Mech
-You wonder if El Mech is an actual mechanic
-You look for a data sheet before you go out anywhere
-You wonder how McQueen isn't dead yet
-You play a game of spotting white nights
-You play a game of spotting feminists
-You find it difficult to tell feminists and lesbians apart-is there a difference?
-You try to game every women who passes the bang-o-meter no matter where you are (funeral home, airport security, etc.)
-You see a guy striking out and cringe
-You wonder if El Mech is an actual mechanic
-You look for a data sheet before you go out anywhere
-You wonder how McQueen isn't dead yet
-You play a game of spotting white nights
-You play a game of spotting feminists
-You find it difficult to tell feminists and lesbians apart-is there a difference?
-You try to game every women who passes the bang-o-meter no matter where you are (funeral home, airport security, etc.)
-You see a guy striking out and cringe
When you wish there was a home button that could either float or also be at the bottom of the page so you don't have to scroll all the way up to get to the main page on your iPhone.
When you also want there to be away to use and see the likes feature on the iPhone.
You don't read Heartiste as much as you did when you first got in the game and instead prefer to interact more on the forum.
You don't change your avatar as often as you used to.
You check the forum as much or more than you do any other social websites on the net.
You've seen forum beefs grow from their inception, reach a peak and subside into red giant status or dissapear. If they reignite, you have more of a right or are more deserving or have more reason to post the popcorn emoji/.gifthan the new guys.
If there ever is " project rvf " house in real life, you get first dibbs of the ladies that are brought back to the house.
When you also want there to be away to use and see the likes feature on the iPhone.
You don't read Heartiste as much as you did when you first got in the game and instead prefer to interact more on the forum.
You don't change your avatar as often as you used to.
You check the forum as much or more than you do any other social websites on the net.
You've seen forum beefs grow from their inception, reach a peak and subside into red giant status or dissapear. If they reignite, you have more of a right or are more deserving or have more reason to post the popcorn emoji/.gifthan the new guys.
If there ever is " project rvf " house in real life, you get first dibbs of the ladies that are brought back to the house.
You read the RVF 'game' section on your phone while you're in the bathroom out on a date looking for any quick pieces of advice.
You see a guy at the bar take a girl home and automatically assume he's a forum member.
Reporter: What keeps you awake at night?
General James "Mad Dog" Mattis: Nothing, I keep other people awake at night.
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Hear the words "NOM, NOM, NOM" when you see a woman eating (which now sounds like Fisto).
When you realize that women just aren't worth all the trouble and you can perfectly well live on your own !
Instead of searching google you search in the forum.
When someone tells you a crazy story that ends with getting laid, you nod, as if that's just what normal people do.
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
You know that the banhammer's going to swing before the member's made a single post
When you start sending +1 to your fellow rooshers after fornication.
I just walked past two bugs mating on the sidewalk and thought: "recognized!"
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When you've purchased the Official Ali-B Instant Fame Kit.
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