I've been going to Blue Martini in Town Square for a while now, and I always have success here. I was banging a bartender there and getting hooked up with drinks but, couldn't really swoop without someone ratting on me. I ended up meeting a girl there and I thought I could get away with it but sure enough, what can go wrong will go wrong. Anyway....
Wed night is ladies night and it's typically locals who go. You will see a ton of of cocktail waitresses, bartenders, basically "industry" girls here usually in the age bracket from 22-35.
My little asian texted me last night asking when we were going to get together and I told her to meet me at 10:30 there at B.M.
I texted her at 11 "on my way"
This girl is a good luck charm because both times I was supposed to meet her I wound up picking up another hot ass girl and bangin her.
What I normally do is walk in through the whole place for recon to spot where the talent is. Right off the bat I lock eyes with this lady that's at a table with 2 other girls and she is eyefucking the hell out of me. I smile and touch her arm and give it a squeeze as I walk by. My wing brings me a beer after we meet at the other end of the bar (pretty big place) and I tell him to follow me. We go back to the girls and I come over to the lady. She has to be about 35 but looks...."immaculate". Long straight dark hair, tight satin black dress. Huge fake but very real looking tits. Gorgeous. Her two friends are 22 and also hot, one girl is eyeballing me and I catch her looking. The lady tells me she's from Dubai and owns some sort of company that places doctors and other medical staff in hospitals. I ask her why she's out "because its ladies night and these are my ladies".
me: Oh, and may I ask why you are single?
Her: Men can't handle how busy I am.
Me: Are you telling me that we won't be able to see each other?
Her: Laughs, No we can. And why are you single?
Me: Because I like being single.
Her: Oh! Well I can understand that, I like being the man of my house too. (this struck me as an odd comment but, I just rolled with it)
Me: Well I don't want to upset you, but when I come visit I'm going to be the man of your house.
Her: Laughs, smiles, blushes.
I haven't heard anything from my asian and I'm not bothering to text her because I don't really give a damn.
We go to the dance floor right by her table and she starts dancing all fucking crazy, flicking her hair around, doing all these crazy dips while holding on to me, pushing me to propel herself one way or the other. The shit was nuts, I finally stopped trying to keep up with her and just let her do her thing. I knew she was trying to impress me. I go sit at the table and start drinking the martinis that are there. The one girl who was eyefucking me is getting closer and we start speaking. She starts dancing and rubbing her ass on my knee everytime the Lady isn't looking while I'm sitting. The lady and the other girl go outside to smoke and I do a shot with the eyefucking girl. We start dancing and she is pumping that little ass on me furiously. The lady and the other girl come back and she looks pissed. I cool it with the girl and sit back down. I try to pull the lady to me and she snatches her arm away. This is typical stupid jealousy that is always annoying but, its the cost of doing business. The girl is leaning over again and I tell her "You know I think you're beautiful, but I'm interested in your friend"
The lady sees me speaking closely and storms off, I try to grab her again and she pulls her arm and flicks her hair. I roll my eyes because honestly, where the fuck is she going to go??
She comes back and I explain what I just said to her friend. She doesn't care. I'm standing up and all of a sudden I feel this tapping on my shoulder. I turn around and there's this big girl with an insolent look on her face. "You're bumping into me"
Me: What?
Her: You're bumping into me.
Me: Fuck off.
I turn back around, the lady is so pissed that she's refusing to give in and I can tell she actually wants too. Its some point of pride or something. I say, "So that's how its going to be?"
Her: Yes
Me: Ok cya
I turn around and literally the next table which I hadn't even looked at but has the big insolent bitch also has a fine ass brunette with big ass tits and a great booty and big brown eyes. I give her an 8. She pulls me by the arm and I walk the 2 feet over and we start speaking. She's pulling me down so she can hear me. The bitches at the table next to me are seething with anger. I look over occasionally at the Lady has this look on her face that just exudes anger. The hot brunette asks me why I told her friend to fuck off. "Because she's in a bar and somehow expects not to be bumped into"
Her: Will you apologize to her? She's really sensitive.
I look over at her friend, my buddy is right there too. "I'm sorry you're so goddamn sensitive" I say this with a smile and it actually makes her laugh.
We wind up taking these two girls home and my buddy is diving on the grenade. He wasn't having much luck anyway though.
I fuck her all night and all this morning. That girl could just take it and take it. I'm def working her in the rotation. She was damn good.
Oh, one other thing I though was funny. Her friend was still pretty sore at me and was saying she wanted to hit me when we got back home. She was drunk and I could tell she was on the verge of full on cockblocking me. I know girls can't punch anyway but, most people in general don't know how to keep their wrists straight. I said ok, you can hit me if you want. She jumps up and I say "You're going to hurt yourself though."
"Whatever fuck you."
I'm like "ok...."
She punches me in the stomach and I'm like a rock. Because you can't really hit a person at a right angle in their stomach combined with the fact that she doesn't know how to hit anyway, she totally sprains her wrist which takes the fight right out of her. I start laughing "told you so"
My buddy consoles her and my girl and I go to my room.
sorry for the long ass story but, I got a kick out of the night and I'm just hungover enough to not be daunted by telling it haha.
Wed night is ladies night and it's typically locals who go. You will see a ton of of cocktail waitresses, bartenders, basically "industry" girls here usually in the age bracket from 22-35.
My little asian texted me last night asking when we were going to get together and I told her to meet me at 10:30 there at B.M.
I texted her at 11 "on my way"
This girl is a good luck charm because both times I was supposed to meet her I wound up picking up another hot ass girl and bangin her.
What I normally do is walk in through the whole place for recon to spot where the talent is. Right off the bat I lock eyes with this lady that's at a table with 2 other girls and she is eyefucking the hell out of me. I smile and touch her arm and give it a squeeze as I walk by. My wing brings me a beer after we meet at the other end of the bar (pretty big place) and I tell him to follow me. We go back to the girls and I come over to the lady. She has to be about 35 but looks...."immaculate". Long straight dark hair, tight satin black dress. Huge fake but very real looking tits. Gorgeous. Her two friends are 22 and also hot, one girl is eyeballing me and I catch her looking. The lady tells me she's from Dubai and owns some sort of company that places doctors and other medical staff in hospitals. I ask her why she's out "because its ladies night and these are my ladies".
me: Oh, and may I ask why you are single?
Her: Men can't handle how busy I am.
Me: Are you telling me that we won't be able to see each other?
Her: Laughs, No we can. And why are you single?
Me: Because I like being single.
Her: Oh! Well I can understand that, I like being the man of my house too. (this struck me as an odd comment but, I just rolled with it)
Me: Well I don't want to upset you, but when I come visit I'm going to be the man of your house.
Her: Laughs, smiles, blushes.
I haven't heard anything from my asian and I'm not bothering to text her because I don't really give a damn.
We go to the dance floor right by her table and she starts dancing all fucking crazy, flicking her hair around, doing all these crazy dips while holding on to me, pushing me to propel herself one way or the other. The shit was nuts, I finally stopped trying to keep up with her and just let her do her thing. I knew she was trying to impress me. I go sit at the table and start drinking the martinis that are there. The one girl who was eyefucking me is getting closer and we start speaking. She starts dancing and rubbing her ass on my knee everytime the Lady isn't looking while I'm sitting. The lady and the other girl go outside to smoke and I do a shot with the eyefucking girl. We start dancing and she is pumping that little ass on me furiously. The lady and the other girl come back and she looks pissed. I cool it with the girl and sit back down. I try to pull the lady to me and she snatches her arm away. This is typical stupid jealousy that is always annoying but, its the cost of doing business. The girl is leaning over again and I tell her "You know I think you're beautiful, but I'm interested in your friend"
The lady sees me speaking closely and storms off, I try to grab her again and she pulls her arm and flicks her hair. I roll my eyes because honestly, where the fuck is she going to go??
She comes back and I explain what I just said to her friend. She doesn't care. I'm standing up and all of a sudden I feel this tapping on my shoulder. I turn around and there's this big girl with an insolent look on her face. "You're bumping into me"
Me: What?
Her: You're bumping into me.
Me: Fuck off.
I turn back around, the lady is so pissed that she's refusing to give in and I can tell she actually wants too. Its some point of pride or something. I say, "So that's how its going to be?"
Her: Yes
Me: Ok cya
I turn around and literally the next table which I hadn't even looked at but has the big insolent bitch also has a fine ass brunette with big ass tits and a great booty and big brown eyes. I give her an 8. She pulls me by the arm and I walk the 2 feet over and we start speaking. She's pulling me down so she can hear me. The bitches at the table next to me are seething with anger. I look over occasionally at the Lady has this look on her face that just exudes anger. The hot brunette asks me why I told her friend to fuck off. "Because she's in a bar and somehow expects not to be bumped into"
Her: Will you apologize to her? She's really sensitive.
I look over at her friend, my buddy is right there too. "I'm sorry you're so goddamn sensitive" I say this with a smile and it actually makes her laugh.
We wind up taking these two girls home and my buddy is diving on the grenade. He wasn't having much luck anyway though.
I fuck her all night and all this morning. That girl could just take it and take it. I'm def working her in the rotation. She was damn good.
Oh, one other thing I though was funny. Her friend was still pretty sore at me and was saying she wanted to hit me when we got back home. She was drunk and I could tell she was on the verge of full on cockblocking me. I know girls can't punch anyway but, most people in general don't know how to keep their wrists straight. I said ok, you can hit me if you want. She jumps up and I say "You're going to hurt yourself though."
"Whatever fuck you."
I'm like "ok...."
She punches me in the stomach and I'm like a rock. Because you can't really hit a person at a right angle in their stomach combined with the fact that she doesn't know how to hit anyway, she totally sprains her wrist which takes the fight right out of her. I start laughing "told you so"
My buddy consoles her and my girl and I go to my room.
sorry for the long ass story but, I got a kick out of the night and I'm just hungover enough to not be daunted by telling it haha.
