I'll be up for this. Know of anywhere we can meet that's more 'outdoor' or 'open' sort of thing?
Like not a standard restaurant, would be cool to go somewhere a bit more chilled out where we're not stuck in the corner of some restaurant (Maybe that place you've recommended is good, but anyone know of a particular place?). On Nut beer garden wouldn't be absolutely terrible, is there a better version of that?
Yeah, I think there is way too much hype towards hostels. Sometimes you'll get something, but usually you get one fat, ugly, entitled white girl with a horrible British accent who speaks from a plinth and has all the dorky dudes in shorts hanging on to her every word about how "Bangkok is SOOOOOO crazy" or "The guys here are SUUUUCHHHH perverts".
Those manginas will usually reply with "Oh yeah, haha, I would never do that"
I remember having a fag (cigarette) in 'The Club' on Khao San and some white girl started ratting on at me about something or other in her horrible Yorkshire accent. When I told her I don't live in England she kept rattling on even more. Gah.
I'd give them a body-swerve. Stay somewhere on the BTS line and go to the clubs outside Khao San.
Usually the white girls occupy themselves by singing on the stage and trying to get people to look at them.
Has anyone else noticed that white girls speak REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY when they're next to you?
You'll walk past one hundred Thai girls then two white girls will pass by and suddenly it's "YEAH TRACY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO TO THAT CLUB" "I AGREE CINDY, IT'S SOOOOO COOOOO-WELLL".
They may as well get a megaphone and yell "SOMEBODY PAY ME SOME FUCKING ATTENTION" , as every man here is running around talking to the yellow ones :-P
There are sometimes some good-looking white girls in the non-whore clubs (though I can't judge what's good looking or not with one of those things anymore, after two years of suffering from yellow fever. Saw two white girls buying shoes in Tesco Lotus the other day and they were just bringing the attractiveness of the place down.)
Also, there's always this fat farang whale who walks around and eats food all day. I've seen her in Tesco and at On Nut beer garden. One time I had to change to the opposite seat as she was putting me off my dinner. (I was too hungover to look at a fat woman)
Truth is though, the majority of white woman here are on 'A Thailand Adventure'. "It's TOTALLY like the beach"
They walk around in pajamas, have a face covered in acne and look like they've been living in a festival toilet for a week, whilst devouring multi-pack after multi-pack of biscuits.
In Bangkok, the man comes first and the women are pretty. Enjoy your stay.
Mwahahahahahahaha
Yeah, anyway, let's have a meet-up