Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 50 Pounds.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: A ceremony.
Q: What is the difference in future outlook between a man and a women?
A: A women worries about the future, until she marries.
A man never worries about the future, until he marries.
Q: How can you tell if the wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up in the sink.
Q: How do you define a successful man, and a successful women?
A: Successful man - earns more money than what his wife can spend.
Successful women - married to a successful man.
Q: What is it that men have, starts with a D and ends with a K?
A: Disk
Q: What is it that women have, starts with a D and ends with a K?
A: Pregnancy.
Q: What do you call a man with a torn condom?
A: Daddy
Q: What do you call a women who forgot her pills?
A: Mommy
Q: What are the most hated words for a man during sex?
A :"That's it?"
Q: What are the most hated words for a women during sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home"
A: 50 Pounds.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: A ceremony.
Q: What is the difference in future outlook between a man and a women?
A: A women worries about the future, until she marries.
A man never worries about the future, until he marries.
Q: How can you tell if the wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up in the sink.
Q: How do you define a successful man, and a successful women?
A: Successful man - earns more money than what his wife can spend.
Successful women - married to a successful man.
Q: What is it that men have, starts with a D and ends with a K?
A: Disk
Q: What is it that women have, starts with a D and ends with a K?
A: Pregnancy.
Q: What do you call a man with a torn condom?
A: Daddy
Q: What do you call a women who forgot her pills?
A: Mommy
Q: What are the most hated words for a man during sex?
A :"That's it?"
Q: What are the most hated words for a women during sex?
A: "Honey, I'm home"
"I love a fulfilling and sexual relationship. That is why I make the effort to have many of those" - TheMaleBrain
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Spaceballs
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" - Obi-Wan Kenobi