[Benoit]

(02-25-2016 11:19 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(01-21-2016 09:10 PM)johnbozzz Wrote:  

Back in college I went back to the apartment of a cute brunette classmate and went into her bedroom and once we were on the bed I discovered large brownish stains on the sheets. Likely period blood which never came out and she was too cheap to toss the sheets.

That sounds like my sheets.

[Jtguthrie12]

2. One i was fucking this girl. wet AF yea go to the bathroom after i bust.. fingers dick. bloody. fast blood stains on my bed.

1. flirting with a girl all night fucking teasing working me up to it. come back to my room get her on the bed to fuck off with the panties putrid fish smells reaks up the whole room like it was fucking unbearable i left the room and went downstairs to sleep for 6 hours and wait for her to leave. shit was nasty. boner be gone is what they should call that smell.

[SudoRoot]

(03-02-2016 05:44 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  

2. One i was fucking this girl. wet AF yea go to the bathroom after i bust.. fingers dick. bloody. fast blood stains on my bed.

1. flirting with a girl all night fucking teasing working me up to it. come back to my room get her on the bed to fuck off with the panties putrid fish smells reaks up the whole room like it was fucking unbearable i left the room and went downstairs to sleep for 6 hours and wait for her to leave. shit was nasty. boner be gone is what they should call that smell.

Every time it happens to me (happened only 2 times), I get more scared to go down on Girls. How can they not take care of that? Do they actually think, that we don't care?/won't notice?

[Silva]

Was fingering a girl up the ass this morning getting her ready for anal, until I remove my fingers and it's covered in dark chocolate, if you catch my drift.

[Rhyme or Reason]

Does getting the clap count?

[lifeizfunhuh]

As an aside to all this, get a "handheld bidet" and install it on the toilet in your place. You can wash your sack and ass before and after sex, and most importantly, avoid or minimize a lot of the shit (heh) we have been talking about.

Unless she's just a nasty diseased ho... there just isn't a sprayer for that haha.

[Lex S.]

The first strip club I ever went to was a really nasty place where girls would eat each other out on the stage for $3. One of the girls came over to me and sat on my lap and stuck her hand under my shirt and rubbed my chest. The next morning I woke up and went to take a shower. When I took my shirt off I saw my entire chest had burst out into a red rash covered in hives. I never had this before so I can only assume it was from that stripper touching my bare chest with her hand.

[Rawmeo]

Just got a VERY smelly pussy yesterday, girl kept insisting that I lick her down there, but I just could not.

[Jtguthrie12]

(03-02-2016 12:08 PM)SudoRoot Wrote:  

(03-02-2016 05:44 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  

2. One i was fucking this girl. wet AF yea go to the bathroom after i bust.. fingers dick. bloody. fast blood stains on my bed.

1. flirting with a girl all night fucking teasing working me up to it. come back to my room get her on the bed to fuck off with the panties putrid fish smells reaks up the whole room like it was fucking unbearable i left the room and went downstairs to sleep for 6 hours and wait for her to leave. shit was nasty. boner be gone is what they should call that smell.

Every time it happens to me (happened only 2 times), I get more scared to go down on Girls. How can they not take care of that? Do they actually think, that we don't care?/won't notice?

Right? like it doesnt make sense and the smell is soo fucking bad, had to ajax scrub that shit off. took a couple days. i dont understand these women

[Burzat]

Met this colored(mullatto) chick at a famous downtown nightclub in the town I live in. Took her to my place which was around the corner.

We proceed to take our clothes off. All going well until she take her All Stars off. The smell hit me like a hammer. I lost my boner in an instant and there was no coming back from there. I kicked her out.

From that day on chicks in All Stars are a red flag. I dont care how hot they are. If they wearing All Stars: WNB. Under no circumstances.

There are chicks in the " 10" thread wearing All Stars. Even them I would not bang. I dont care even if they have a bath after they take those stank shoes off.

All Stars = Major put off.

[johnbozzz]

Another one is when a girl is freshly waxed under the arms and you'll get the pleasure of staring at her bright pink pits.

[germanico]

Met this chick at a party, bring her back to my place, fuck, and then get some sleep.

She says she wants something comfortable to sleep in, and I like it when a girl wears my shirts, so I hand her one of my white undershirts.

Girl is petite so my shirt goes all the way down to her knees.

Next morning I take her out for breakfast and send her home. I go back to my place.

As im cleaning up last nights mess, I pick up my shirt, which is now inside out, and see a big brown skid mark at the back, right where her ass sgould have been.

I rolled over laughing, threw the shirt away, and never brought it up with her.

[SHDAD75]

(10-16-2015 05:20 AM)Schlep Wrote:  

I liked the story of the guy who went down on the girl and came back up with toilet paper in his mouth. Lol....awesome

I used to have this problem too until I made the wife change toilet paper from the "soft" crap like Charmin to the cheap, generic stuff you find in truckstops.

[BlackFriar]

Girls that smoke and havehorrible, rotten-wet smelling breath.

[Burzat]

Bitches that want to fuck after they finish off work and come straight to my place. The pussy has that stale tired smell.

I make it a point that the bitch has a bath after work if she wants to get down.

Had this experience a few weeks back. Gamed a chick in the hotel I was staying at. Go back to my room. Put a condom on and insert the D. As I pull out after the the initial thrust I get a foul smell.

Its like I suctioned out garbage from the pussy.

I lost it there.My head turned. Because of my thirst I ploughed it mercilessy until I shot a thick wad.

While hammering it I was choking her and I told her : "Whats wrong with this pussy? Why it cant make a man come , tell me, why it cant make a man come?"

I swear the pussy got wetter after I said that.

[nomadd]

I want to throw up reading this thread, but still fucking love this forum

[vodka.hawk]

skid marks on my bed sheets.........

[brazilian]

Hairy armpits

[rainy]

I've found simply suggesting "feel free to go to use the bathroom to clean up" beforehand almost always taking care of any issues pertaining to the ass or vag. At least with the girls I've been with, freshening up there is considered the standard.

The problem I've encountered a few times and some girls seem oblivious to this is all these retard girls wearing shoes/flats without socks, especially during the summer. I mean, what the fuck? You wear shoes without socks and your feet are going to smell nasty. But girls seem to have this attitude of "my feet don't really sweat that much". Hey retards, all feet sweat in a closed environment.

At this point, I'll never consider gaming a girl who isn't wearing socks with her shoes. When I see that all I can think about is the sweaty, stanky, nasty mess in their shoes. And even if they wash their feet when getting back to your place their shoes usually smell.

How many times did you have to get dropped on the head as a baby to think walking all afternoon on a summer day without socks is going to yield anything but smelly ass feet?

[DonnyGately]

Was seeing this Korean girl in Manhattan, just fuckbuddies off and on for a while. One night we karaoke, get really really drunk, come back and have sex. She passes out after, I get up, go drink some Gatorade and hit the bathroom.

When I come back, she had shit the bed. Literally.

I bought a new mattress in the morning. Paid extra for delivery by 8pm.

[Splord]

The shoes-without-socks problem is real especially with the All Stars the smell is worse than normal running shoes. It 's happened to me too, though not as horrible so it didn't stop me from getting the bang.

[Poker]

Hooked up with a Danish girl one night. After fingering her I was working my way down to her pussy when my nose caught this rancid disgusting fishy smell. It was awful, it killed the interaction for me. To make matters worse the smell stayed on my fingers for two days, despite my best attempts to remove it with soap......TWO DAYS!!!!

Someone should invent a super soap with the slogan 'guaranteed to remove rancid fishy pussy smell'. It would sell by the millions.

[BlackFriar]

Spray your hands and dick with that bleach bathroom cleaner.

[Mercenary]

(03-08-2016 08:29 PM)BlackFriar Wrote:  

Spray your hands and dick with that bleach bathroom cleaner.

Incorrect and very dangerous advice.
Do NOT ever do this.
You will destroy your skin and get a serious urinary tract infection.

[Swell]

I had finished banging an ex and I noticed the condom was missing. Fuck!

I checked the bed. I told her to go into the bathroom and pull the condom out.
She returned and said the condom wasn't there...

5 days later She texted saying the condom came out of her cunt while pissing.

All attraction for her evaporated. A used condom in her pussy had been festering 5 days.

I have been trying to forget this experience, but every time this thread appears this horrific memory fasts in my mind.