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All Hell's Broken Loose on Return of Kings
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All Hell's Broken Loose on Return of Kings

I'm sure a lot of you guys saw my piece on ROK titled 5 Reasons to Date a Girl With An Eating Disorder. When it hit last Wednesday, people in the comments immediately predicted a shitstorm. I figured I'd get some reaction, especially since I went after upper-middle-class white girls--who aren't accustomed to being attacked in any way--but wasn't that surprised when things remained relatively quiet. That silence held until today.

This thing's gone viral, mainly though Facebook, it seems. It took down the ROK server for a while, and has kept it running sluggishly since. Twitter is sizzling with hate tweets, outrage, and general female hysteria (and the attendant white knighting) over the whole thing. It's gotten something like 11,000 likes just today. The rage comments are piling up. I'm getting hate emails in a variety of tones, ranging from pity to rage.

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Some little articles and Internet mentions are starting to pop up, but I expect more in the coming days.

I know the forum enjoys this kind of popcorn drama with the outside world, so I thought I'd share my moment of lulz and humblebrag with you all. If you go over to ROK, try not to crash the server again.

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I love it. I don't think it's chauvanistic like the one girl says. It's only natural to be attracted to slim, fertile, healthy looking women. Women seem to have unionized these days and have taken the stance of "This is what you get. Deal with it." Well we're not having it ladies. We're busting up your union with fat shaming and love tourism. How do you feel about that? We're the Pinkertons of Poon [Image: lol.gif]

Team Nachos
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I never woulda expected Mark Cuban to have such a little spineless pussy for a little brother. A grown man bitching about his eating disorder, Christ almighty.
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This actually popped up on my facebook news feed five minutes ago and I couldn't help but laugh out loud at some of the reactions. These girls are loosing their shit over this. Solid work haha
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One of the best comments ever on the internet:

I don't think that is the case.

I am bulimic. And I can deep throat. Are they related? I don't think so.

I've become really good at triggering my gag reflex when I want to throw up. If anything, bulimia should make it harder to deep throat.

I learned to deep throat (and i mean actually deep throat, where the penis passes your gag reflex and curves down your throat) by relaxing my throat and keeping it open. Maybe bulimia has made me more used to having things back there? That's the only logic I can find in saying bulimics can deep throat, since it's not a cause-effect relationship.

Bulimia also makes your throat sore, so sometimes I don't go deep cause it hurts.
And guess what, sometimes I throw up. If it hits my gag reflex, I'll puke.

This entire article is disgusting. Both you, Aviva, and the author, are extremely misinformed about eating disorders (I shouldn't need to say that) and their "benefits." I can assure you I'm not bulimic so I can be better at sex.
I just don't want people to have a misconception about bulimics. If you find out a girl is bulimic, your first thought shouldn't be "I bet she can deep throat."

And I noticed a comment wondering if we'd swallow since semen has a lot of calories. And then someone replied that we could just throw it up right after.
You think i want to taste semen twice? Hell no. I just swallow.
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I swear you have the best GIFs out there T!
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This is fucking disgusting. You all realize that eating disorders aren't glamorous or fun or trendy, right? They are MENTAL DISORDERS that lead to depression, anxiety, suicidal tendencies, not to mention heart conditions, sometimes death. What the fuck is wrong with all of you? You people are the reason society as a whole is a failure.
Oh, and also, do some more research, you ignorant fuck. People with eating disorders aren't all wealthy white females. Most are middle class. And they range in age, ethnicity, class, AND gender.
Burn in hell.

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"The whole point of being alpha, is doing what the fuck you want.
That's why you see real life alphas without chicks. He's doing him.

Real alphas don't tend to have game. They don't tend to care about the emotional lives of the people around them."

-WIA
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Tuthmosis:
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Some older classics like 24 Slut signs are getting more traffic too.
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"Women seem to have unionized these days and have taken the stance of "This is what you get. Deal with it." Well we're not having it ladies. We're busting up your union with fat shaming and love tourism. How do you feel about that? We're the Pinkertons of Poon"

^^^Well fucking said.

The 'war' has just begun...
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Quote: (11-19-2013 12:59 AM)Eastside Wrote:  

These girls are loosing their shit over this.

Yeah, I really awakened a lot of distracted and complacent hamsters.

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Quote: (11-19-2013 12:57 AM)J DOE Wrote:  

I never woulda expected Mark Cuban to have such a little spineless pussy for a little brother. A grown man bitching about his eating disorder, Christ almighty.
His Wiki:
Brian Cuban is the brother of Mark Cuban and is a lawyer and activist in the areas of subverting the 1st Amendment and hate speech

From his Twitter:
Eating Disorder Survivor, Recovering Alcoholic, Cocaine and Steroid Addict. Author of Shattered Image: My Triumph Over Body Dysmorphic Disorder!

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"In a world where the “retail price” on the typical Western woman continues to skyrocket—while their quality continues its precipitous decline—there are some real gems to be found in the bargain bin."

Now that my friends, is some good writing!
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Shit Tuthmosis, Brian Cuban is going on Katie Couric tomorrow. ROK should gear for traffic, they might mention the article.

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Quote: (11-19-2013 01:23 AM)Emancipator Wrote:  

Shit Tuthmosis, Brian Cuban is going on Katie Couric tomorrow. ROK should gear for traffic, they might mention the article.

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"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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I'm reading the comments right now, pure fuckin gold man. What these dumb bitches don't realize is the angrier they get more popular we get and the larger our ranks will grow and substantial change will soon follow because reasonable men will find our site and forums and agree with our message.
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Tuthmosis vs SWPL girls on twitter:

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Would bang though
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I 'tag-teamed' on Brian today when he called Roosh an idiot.

Hysterically, I didn't realize he was Mark's brother, and now that I know he is it's even sweeter.

Mark decided not to join me and my business partners on a venture a year ago and shot us done in dick fashion.

Hahahaha
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Quote: (11-19-2013 01:23 AM)Emancipator Wrote:  

Shit Tuthmosis, Brian Cuban is going on Katie Couric tomorrow. ROK should gear for traffic, they might mention the article.

Just learned that the segment's already been recorded. It's just airing tomorrow.

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Brian Cuban has a real short fuse on Twitter. I got blocked by him a few years ago because I called him out on something regarding Penn State, which he was defending since he was an alumni. Dude is totally wacked out and probably bipolar if you follow him and see his tweets over time.
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Excellent!
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"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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Quote: (11-19-2013 12:44 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Some little articles and Internet mentions are starting to pop up, but I expect more in the coming days.
"Here's the entirety of the original "5 Reasons To Date A Girl With An Eating Disorder," included here in case it is later taken down by ReturnofKings.com"
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The article is spreading like wild fire, especially in the "thinspo" and "proana" crowds. Of course being the mentally ill hamsters they are, instead of thinking of the article as a positive they come up with contradictions to support that emotional upset hamster wheel spinning.
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That's awesome. Cheers to Tuthmosis for inspiring great rage from a bunch of dumb hoes.
I need to crack open a beer and read some of these comments. Should be quality entertainment downvoting everything I see.
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