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09-18-2013, 05:35 PM
Having recently traveled to Ukraine, I've been having success dropping international travel as bait. I notice Roosh's books also use travel as a common theme with which to bait. Well, the freshmen uni girls (fresh fish) are in town and these blond bimbos are some of the most close-minded sluts around. They went to Cancun Spring Break 2009, got drunk off tequila and railed by an unknown number of guys -- well shit, they've seen the world.
I mentioned to one of these girls on a crowded bus how on the crowded Kiev Metro, people will recognize that you are foreign and look at you. This was just ramble but I got, "That sounds creepy..." The correct answer would have been, "No slut, having well-dressed, feminine 6, 7s and 8s eyefuck you in the subway is a beautiful thing."
In leu of that, I came up with a different idea -- a fake phone call. This might be "creepy" but it might also be useful to help practice your acting skills. Roosh mentions having a pokerface for certain interactions and I need to work on that (srs dude).
I pretended a beta friend called me up. Guy has oneitis.
"Listen man, forget about her. She doesn't check all the amazing boxes. Tell you what, go bang three chicks and get back to me, you'll thank me...No she wasn't a ten. Tell you what, I've never banged a ten but I have banged five twos and five times two IS ten. Hey I gotta go I'm switching buses."
I thought of it as a way to shame this stupid bitch who was texting about how she couldn't remember what she did the night before. Is anyone doing this to game constructively?
Disclaimer: I'm in a large city where I have no contacts and I don't want to stay. I don't give a fuck what these bitches think.
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09-18-2013, 11:08 PM
Quote: (09-18-2013 05:35 PM)svenski7 Wrote:
Having recently traveled to Ukraine, I've been having success dropping international travel as bait. I notice Roosh's books also use travel as a common theme with which to bait. Well, the freshmen uni girls (fresh fish) are in town and these blond bimbos are some of the most close-minded sluts around. They went to Cancun Spring Break 2009, got drunk off tequila and railed by an unknown number of guys -- well shit, they've seen the world.
I mentioned to one of these girls on a crowded bus how on the crowded Kiev Metro, people will recognize that you are foreign and look at you. This was just ramble but I got, "That sounds creepy..." The correct answer would have been, "No slut, having well-dressed, feminine 6, 7s and 8s eyefuck you in the subway is a beautiful thing."
In leu of that, I came up with a different idea -- a fake phone call. This might be "creepy" but it might also be useful to help practice your acting skills. Roosh mentions having a pokerface for certain interactions and I need to work on that (srs dude).
I pretended a beta friend called me up. Guy has oneitis.
"Listen man, forget about her. She doesn't check all the amazing boxes. Tell you what, go bang three chicks and get back to me, you'll thank me...No she wasn't a ten. Tell you what, I've never banged a ten but I have banged five twos and five times two IS ten. Hey I gotta go I'm switching buses."
I thought of it as a way to shame this stupid bitch who was texting about how she couldn't remember what she did the night before. Is anyone doing this to game constructively?
Disclaimer: I'm in a large city where I have no contacts and I don't want to stay. I don't give a fuck what these bitches think.
I would have said something to your fake boy about how American girls arent
cultured and can't compete, and you know some foreigners who will blow his mind. They actually know how to cook too.
What I've done is pretend to have a girl call me who is a stalker and someone I'm "not interested in.". I tear her down and tell her to grow up and stop overvaluing me, and tell her how she's not a nice girl and I was wrong about her. I tell her I'm gonna block her and to start acting like a woman, and to delete my number. This shows your desirable to the point of girls going literally crazy over you...and you don't fuck around cuz you have options. She's bound to ask question about who was that and what happened. Then you ramble on how the girls are so low quality around here, and offer nothing but problems. You don't waste your time with dumb simple bitches. Bait her into the "I'm different then other girls, I'm not like that" convo. She'll wanna prove to you she's desirable and worth your time.
Or pretend its a fuck buddy you're into and be like " I'm not a piece of meat you can't just fuck me whenever you want Sarah!" "All you girls around here want is sex, and you justify feeling shitty about it by telling me you really like me and pretending to be falling for me...you're a scumbag and I'm not letting you use me for sex anymore!"
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09-18-2013, 11:48 PM
for my second one, Don't forget to add "you girls are all the same...selfish bitches who only care about their own feelings" and "You can't even be honest about just wanting to fuck me because I have a big dick, instead you have to string me along and tell me you love me...fucking have a heart asshole!"
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09-19-2013, 12:07 PM
Quote: (09-18-2013 11:08 PM)liveandlearn7 Wrote:
Quote: (09-18-2013 05:35 PM)svenski7 Wrote:
Having recently traveled to Ukraine, I've been having success dropping international travel as bait. I notice Roosh's books also use travel as a common theme with which to bait. Well, the freshmen uni girls (fresh fish) are in town and these blond bimbos are some of the most close-minded sluts around. They went to Cancun Spring Break 2009, got drunk off tequila and railed by an unknown number of guys -- well shit, they've seen the world.
I mentioned to one of these girls on a crowded bus how on the crowded Kiev Metro, people will recognize that you are foreign and look at you. This was just ramble but I got, "That sounds creepy..." The correct answer would have been, "No slut, having well-dressed, feminine 6, 7s and 8s eyefuck you in the subway is a beautiful thing."
In leu of that, I came up with a different idea -- a fake phone call. This might be "creepy" but it might also be useful to help practice your acting skills. Roosh mentions having a pokerface for certain interactions and I need to work on that (srs dude).
I pretended a beta friend called me up. Guy has oneitis.
"Listen man, forget about her. She doesn't check all the amazing boxes. Tell you what, go bang three chicks and get back to me, you'll thank me...No she wasn't a ten. Tell you what, I've never banged a ten but I have banged five twos and five times two IS ten. Hey I gotta go I'm switching buses."
I thought of it as a way to shame this stupid bitch who was texting about how she couldn't remember what she did the night before. Is anyone doing this to game constructively?
Disclaimer: I'm in a large city where I have no contacts and I don't want to stay. I don't give a fuck what these bitches think.
I would have said something to your fake boy about how American girls arent
cultured and can't compete, and you know some foreigners who will blow his mind. They actually know how to cook too.
What I've done is pretend to have a girl call me who is a stalker and someone I'm "not interested in.". I tear her down and tell her to grow up and stop overvaluing me, and tell her how she's not a nice girl and I was wrong about her. I tell her I'm gonna block her and to start acting like a woman, and to delete my number. This shows your desirable to the point of girls going literally crazy over you...and you don't fuck around cuz you have options. She's bound to ask question about who was that and what happened. Then you ramble on how the girls are so low quality around here, and offer nothing but problems. You don't waste your time with dumb simple bitches. Bait her into the "I'm different then other girls, I'm not like that" convo. She'll wanna prove to you she's desirable and worth your time.
Or pretend its a fuck buddy you're into and be like " I'm not a piece of meat you can't just fuck me whenever you want Sarah!" "All you girls around here want is sex, and you justify feeling shitty about it by telling me you really like me and pretending to be falling for me...you're a scumbag and I'm not letting you use me for sex anymore!"
Amen to that. I actually do tell a couple of buddies that. I can see it now:
"Forget about Washington chicks...shit, forget about American chicks...you're coming with me to Kiev next month and if you don't get hooked up within three days you have a mental problem. They dress up, cook, clean your room and starch your clothes -- hands down no comparison."
She'll be fuming in the corner thinking about how she only knows how to cook ramen noodles after a night of boozing with the girls.
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09-19-2013, 08:44 PM
If I'm telling someone about a crazy experience I had in life, it always starts like this...
"I was just upstairs listening to my Will Smith CD and then that chick ran in without any clothes on..."
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09-20-2013, 06:33 AM
I'm all for fake phone calls, but your monologue (or ramble) seems a bit too boisterous. It comes across like that douchey financial investor that made a cameo appearance in Breaking Bad and everyone hoped that someone would put his preposterous ass down by the end of the episode.
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09-20-2013, 04:24 PM
After reading through this yesterday, I decided to experiment with it today.
On my walk home from the bus that I commute to campus, I usually just think and reflect in my head for 15 minutes.
Today, I busted out my phone and had a very enthusiastic and intriguing conversation, with myself.
I'm surprised at how much I got into it and how genuine it felt. Got me out of my head.
I feel like there are benefits to doing this daily:
- Getting into a social mood. Sometimes in between lectures and all the shutting out I do while I study or use the web my social mood dies. Pulling out my phone and talking about nonsense is a great way to get into a social mood before getting to that class where you have to do a presentation, before you sit beside a cute girl, before you get to the bar to meetup with your buddies, and so forth.
- Building social skill/improving your vibe. Sometimes I stress things like 'talk slower' or 'talk louder' whenever I notice I am doing the opposite of them. If every day I stress things like this in my improvised phone conversations, they should help by transitioning and building that skill towards actual conversations. Maybe the fact that you also improvise in your head when you talk to yourself is a form of improv on its own, improving your wit and reaction to real interactions.
That's what I notice and hypothesize so far. Going to make this a daily regimen. One thing I have to figure out still is that even when my phone is on silent, it still does a minor vibration when I get a text message..
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09-26-2013, 04:05 PM
Just listened to the part of the Day Bang audiobook in which Roosh describes fake phone calls in a coffee shop.
mind=blown.
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