[A War You Cannot Win]

I would post this under the I just had sex thread, but I didn't get laid so I choose not to dishonor the thread with my failure. Anyway, went out with a chick this weekend. She invited me back to her house. We make out, cop and feel etc... Whenever I go to pull off her panties or touch her vagina, I get denied. This happened eight times. Eventually I get pissed off and express my unhappiness at the situation. She says she's it's too much if we have sex since we just met each other.

Eventually we reach a compromise to our stalemate -

We won't have sex, but she agrees to allow me to tie her up, gag her, and jack off on her. I always keep my BDSM implements in the trunk of my car of my car for this very reason. I don't get understand her logic.

'Vanilla sex is too radical, but yeah getting bound and ball-gagged while my suitor performs a one man bukkake performance on me with BDSM undertones sounds acceptable'.



A good example on why you shouldn't engage women on a logical level. When I see her again, her vagina is going to get massacred. Even God will weep at the things i'm going to do to her.

[King Solomon]

that hamster is a hell of a thing.

women often rationalize that as long as there is not P in V penetration, its not sex and she can do whatever she wants and not be a slut.

remarkable that you were able to get her to allow that even while denying straight sex.

Now go close some ass and make her pay for her foolishness.

and report back.

[MrXY]

Maybe she had a pussy problem-her period, vaginosis, yeast infection, herpes outbreak

[Parlay44]

(08-11-2013 12:50 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Maybe she had a pussy problem-her period, vaginosis, yeast infection, herpes outbreak

Or a penis. Maybe she was a pre-op tranny

[A War You Cannot Win]

All distinct possibilities. Except the tranny one, or she has the best tranny transforming surgeon ever.

[DVY]

Not a joke, I was out w/Mcqueen. I met a tranny. Two words- smoking hot. She parties at the bigger clubs in Hollywood, and all the big name DJs (EC Twins springs to mind) and club dudes fawn over her. Its kind of ridiculous actually.

I have tranny 6th sense, so I was only fooled for 30 seconds.

Sidenote, found out she has a 7 inch cock. wtf. Imagine the suprise when you met a model-esque girl, rub up aqainst her, then find a 7 inch schlong. =(.

[Pyre]

(08-13-2013 02:32 PM)DVY Wrote:  

Sidenote, found out she has a 7 inch cock. wtf. Imagine the suprise when you met a model-esque girl, rub up aqainst her, then find a 7 inch schlong. =(.

Sounds like you were pretty surprised!!!!

[AneroidOcean]

(08-11-2013 01:16 PM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  

All distinct possibilities. Except the tranny one, or she has the best tranny transforming surgeon ever.

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-mos...tion-ever/

Read until the end. Be disturbed.