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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

[Image: shudder.gif] No
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Body is fine, but I absolutely hate drastic bangs like that. Those bangs could ruin the prettiest face.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Are bangs what Brits call a fringe?

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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Absolutely. Repulsive and attractive at the same time.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

in the race to the bottom, there are still champions ahahahhahahallllzlll

i don't like the cheap plastic music, but I'd rather be her than someone like her working a waitress job
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I know what you mean. I seen them live a few years ago and I had a strange half mast like I just wanted to shove that pixie into a duffel bag and do all sorts of twisted depraved shit at my whim.
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Quote: (08-01-2013 11:22 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  

i don't like the cheap plastic music, but I'd rather be her than someone like her working a waitress job

Funny. I like their music a lot, even though I dont "like" their music.

Attractive and repulsive at the same time.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I had the biggest thing for her in a while.

Something about a skinny chick that says "fuck the system", is successful at it, and makes incredible entertainment, really does it for me.

Great band and videos
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I like the band as well. I realize it's all an "act" but I don't care.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

love their videos and lyrics, they know how to have fun AND take the piss simultaenously
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

WB but be all conflicted at the same time.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I can't stand this satanic shit. I'd rather throw her down a well than bang her. : shrugs :
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Dat Die Antwoord doe










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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I saw them again last year in San Fran.

It was one of the funnest shows and wild nights in years. The crowd, made up of 98% 'Burners' was amazing. Like a circus freak show, but with really friendly and fun people to party with. I was a complete outcast at this show.

The way that little pixie climbs that big African fucker is amazing. She plays up her size - wearing hoodies too big, cheerleader outfits, etc - and the contrast between the two of them is fun.

All in, great show. Will see again.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Talk about a necro.

Ofc she's ugly but WB.

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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Not strange at all lad. She's a unique flag. Would buh buh buh buh bang.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Had to look these guys up couple days ago.

Music is too out their and weird for me.

Apparently she has a daughter named 16 with the lead singer Ninja but they haven’t been in a relationship since 2009.

Ha!
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

I'll go with a criticism sandwich:

She's thin.
I hate everything about this chick, the music, the attitude and the fake tits.
I can't complete the sandwich with another complement.

WNB - too old, too beat, too weird. Maybe if she didn't have tats, had a normal hairstyle and hadn't lived a drug-addled party for the last decade.

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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Awful music. WNB and WNL.
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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Putrid, odd, intriguing. WB.




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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

WNB and WNL. The vocals and vocalist are too child-like for my taste. (cue entertainment industry pedo-thread)

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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Quote: (11-25-2017 11:23 PM)Laner Wrote:  

I saw them again last year in San Fran.

It was one of the funnest shows and wild nights in years. The crowd, made up of 98% 'Burners' was amazing. Like a circus freak show, but with really friendly and fun people to party with. I was a complete outcast at this show.

Did you go suited up?

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WB and then probably deny it ever happened.

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Strangest boner - Yolandi from Die Antwoord

Don't lie.

Y'all would all smash the hell out of that.

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