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i have no where to bang. what are my options?
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i have no where to bang. what are my options?

i live in america and is in my mid twenties. i'm currently living with family because i'm a broke ass. i don't want to bring girls over here. my question is how do i bang girls that live at home or at halfway houses? hotel seems pretty sleazy and weird since one girl in particular i am gaming sober because of her situation. thanks in advance for any advice or tips.
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i have no where to bang. what are my options?

Quote: (07-15-2013 05:37 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

i live in america and is in my mid twenties. i'm currently living with family because i'm a broke ass. i don't want to bring girls over here. my question is how do i bang girls that live at home or at halfway houses? hotel seems pretty sleazy and weird since one girl in particular i am gaming sober because of her situation. thanks in advance for any advice or tips.

1) upgrade your shit, but I understand
2) upgrade your bitches, and fuck them at their apartments.

But since this is about that one special girl living in a fucked up situation, where you're in a less than ideal situation

- the park
- the beach/river/lake
- the car

Get some candles or highway flares and make the shit special if you need to.

WIA
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#3

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

thanks, and i'm definitely planning on getting an apartment as soon as possible. hopefully sometime in mid to late august.
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#4

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

Here are two other options:
- The bathroom (public or private - both do the same thing lol)
- At a party (in their bathroom or room, or if you know the host you could ask them politely just make sure that you clean up after yourself.)

I liked WIA's beach/river/lake idea. Also the car is always an option.

Good luck.
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#5

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

You could start screening out girls who still live at home. Obviously a less than ideal situation, considering these days most girls in their early 20's still live like dependent teenagers, but in your current state it amounts to a major logistical issue. It's not so different than screening out girls who are designated drivers or who have made it clear they have to go to work early the next morning, when going for same nights.

Next time you meet a young girl, within the first ten minutes ask if they live at home - frame it as if you're skeptically qualifying them.

Also, the drunker a girl is, the more open she'll be to fucking in the car. Just sexually escalate once you're in there.

Finally, the hotel option isn't as weird as it sounds. You're still in your mid twenties so girls won't be surprised or judgmental that you live at home. Slyly bring this up towards the end of the night.

P.S. Halfway houses? Recovering addicts are a pain because they don't drink. But on the plus side, they're all sluts.
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#6

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

I use to live at home and the girls I use to date were there also..here is how I got around it.

Wendys tend to have bathrooms where its for single occupants only, therefore it will lock.
Find some nature parks. I use to go out and fuck girls in broad daylight in a shed or behind a tree
You're trying to get with girls who live in half-way houses? I don't see how bringing them to a hotel be sleazy. Even if she isn't you can make an excuse to have a "hotel date" with some champagne, strawberries or something around the town.

A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
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#7

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

Keep an open mind about using hotels-it works very well. See my post in this thread: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-22114....ght=hotels

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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#8

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

Try a golf course. And I like to park the car sometimes in a place where there are other cars left overnight so you blend in. Like an auto dealership, tire place, or somewhere where perhaps maintenance vehicles are left over night. Hide in plain sight.
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#9

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Quote: (07-16-2013 03:15 PM)LowerCaseG Wrote:  

Try a golf course. And I like to park the car sometimes in a place where there are other cars left overnight so you blend in. Like an auto dealership, tire place, or somewhere where perhaps maintenance vehicles are left over night. Hide in plain sight.

Brilliant tactics. Back in the day, I hosted in my car countless times.
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I once went to the parking lot of a school and it turned out to be a terrible idea. I'm not sure what happened exactly, but it was around midnight when I saw a guy parking his car in front of mine and approaching the car. I was in the backseat with my girl and I hopped in the front and drove down some random street.

She was down for more, but that incident scared me for the night because of how random it was.

A place where cars are left overnight sounds like a good idea though.

"I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
~Michael Jordan
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Quote: (07-16-2013 02:48 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Keep an open mind about using hotels-it works very well. See my post in this thread: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-22114....ght=hotels

I've read your quality advice there and I'm wondering just one more thing: do you book a single room or room for two? If it's for one, does the reception desk make trouble about you bringing someone over? I can imagine how that might cause major awkwardness, as well as booking for two and having her have to give her details (not very discrete, imo).

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#12

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

-Hotels. Use http://www.hoteltonight.com App for cheap as fuck choices the same day after noon which is perfect. Tell the girl you have family visiting from out of town so can't go back with her. She'll buy it.

-Your car. Great spot is in plain site. Overnight parking garages and a classic, a dark street with other cars parallel parked. Shit, I still pull this sometimes.

-Bathrooms. I personally love fucking in public bathrooms.

-Do you have a buddy with a spot where you can call him last minute and fuck a girl at his place? I have 3 buddies I could call anytime and use their spot for a fuck pad if need be.

There's no excuses for where to bang a girl just get creative. In the meantime I'd focus on making $$$$ to get into your own spot ASAP and less on fucking girls.

Logistics is a lot and having your own spot will help increase your notches 100 fold.
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#13

i have no where to bang. what are my options?

When it comes to closing I say logistics are the most important factor to finishing the deal.

Guys in the thread have great suggestions but I would take it one step further and put real effort into improving your living situation.
Why are you broke?
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#14

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Quote: (07-17-2013 02:47 AM)Vicious Wrote:  

When it comes to closing I say logistics are the most important factor to finishing the deal.

Guys in the thread have great suggestions but I would take it one step further and put real effort into improving your living situation.
Why are you broke?

Obviously logistics of having a pad would be terrific, but considering the fact he's living at home currently, we can at least help the guy get laid lol. (didn't roosh have a segment of banging chicks in his old mans crib?)

I would say if a girl is obviously down to fuck, any place the two of you can be alone will work. See how far you can go in the car before she backs out. Teasing and casually implying the question to her is another route. Once again, if she likes you she'll answer truthfully because she wants to fuck and wants you to make an executive decision quickly.

I had an apartment in downtown Miami, then I lived with my folks for awhile because I would travel a lot and didn't see the need to shell out $1700 in rent. Most of my bangs came in the car, at her place, the beach,garages...heck even a laundry room at an apartment complex.
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Quote: (07-17-2013 02:30 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote: (07-16-2013 02:48 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Keep an open mind about using hotels-it works very well. See my post in this thread: http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-22114....ght=hotels

I've read your quality advice there and I'm wondering just one more thing: do you book a single room or room for two? If it's for one, does the reception desk make trouble about you bringing someone over? I can imagine how that might cause major awkwardness, as well as booking for two and having her have to give her details (not very discrete, imo).

I've never had a problem just booking the room in my name, even if she's standing right there at the reception desk. They've never asked for her name or made an issue of it.

It might be different in your locale though, I know different regions and countries have different laws and customs about this.

One thing you can do is find a hotel in your town that you know won't give you a problem and always use that one. I've banged girls so many times at one hotel in my town that the staff knows me and gives me a locals discount.

Another good trick is to use a hotel discount booking site through your phone to book the room. Check in is a bit quicker and easier.

Or, if it's a place where the rooms have doors to the outside and you don't need to go through the lobby, just have her wait in the car while you check in and the clerk never sees her

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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#16

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Just say you are in town visiting and play the role. A hotel won't seem so strange then.
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Quote: (07-17-2013 02:39 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

-Hotels. Use http://www.hoteltonight.com App for cheap as fuck choices the same day after noon which is perfect. Tell the girl you have family visiting from out of town so can't go back with her. She'll buy it.

Unfortunately, this app doesn't allow the user to enter their zip code. Based on the state you've selected, you're only able to filter down hotel locations based on what cities the app provides.
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