[ChocolateCockOfZeus]

Got my first Craigslist lay.

She came to my house and was all awkward and shy at the door. I passed her the joint and told her she couldn't come in unless she relaxed. Peer pressure lol. We smoked some at the door, then she came in.

Led her upstairs into the bedroom and got right to it. We kissed for a minute, then I started pulling her clothes off. Once naked, I kiss my way down to the promise land...she failed the sniff test terribly. No licky-licky for her. The condom slowed down the little momentum left after catching a whiff of her lady parts.

I stayed hard enough to get my dick in and make it an official lay, but after 5minutes of dry missionary, my dick stopped working. Strong weed, smelly cooch, desert cunt, lame ass condom, impotence...I don't know what killed it, but other than the effortless lay, and the reference experience, nothing good to report.

[AntiTrace]

http://www.alternet.org/story/90855/slee...craigslist

I think you guys might enjoy this article. The hamster spins round the wheel.

[MrXY]

Wow-crazy article. It's consistent with my experience so far with CL-middle aged women looking for, or at least wanting to talk about- casual sex.

I have a drink meeting next week with a quite nice looking woman in her 30s. I had her take a pic in her office to confirm her appearance.

I'm trying something new too-I've posted a article as a sugar daddy looking for a young women to spoil. We'll see what that turns up

[AntiTrace]

just posted my first one. its not showing up when I look for it, is there just a time lag before it shows up?

[JayJuanGee]

(08-23-2013 02:13 AM)haywire Wrote:  

Get a fake one, or even a half-real one(which is what I have) where all your stuff is hidden and you're basically using it to maintain contact with backburner girls(the ones you could use for a booty call) or girls you would meet through pipelining while traveling.

@Haywire. I wanted to set one of these second FB accounts up for travel and banging purposes. However, I was a little bit concerned about how to set it up. I think i understand your point about making everything private so that friends cannot contact other friends. Does that mean that they cannot see your friends either? In the beginning, setting up a FB account, you will not have any friends. On a real account, it is easy b/c you just contact several people that you know in the real world.. to get it started. On a fake FB account, you begin making friends with people that you do not know in person, or maybe that you met online? Have others done this?

[JayJuanGee]

Based on this thread and a couple other members mentioning the craigslist idea in other threads, I’ve tried a variation of this.
I am not quite shooting for the SNL, but I will be o.k. if some fairly quick lays were to come out of it; however, after I put in my ad, yesterday, the ladies have not been knocking down my door, exactly. In fact, I have not received any responses.
I placed my ad in the activities section, and in essence my ad says:
1)I am looking for an attractive, fit and energetic female salsa dance partner;
2)I describe myself physically and as being in my early 40s and provide a full body picture and part of my chin without the face and say that we can exchange face pics privately;
3)I describe my dance background and say that I am 10 years experienced and lead well;
4)I state my preferences:
a.Commit to dancing exclusively with me at a club or mutually agreeable location;
b.Pleasant personality, fit, good energy, eager to learn, follow and practice…
c.Send me a statement of expectations (maybe I should leave this out because it seems unnecessary);
d.Share recent photo
e.Prefer woman in her 20s but another age group would not be a deal-breaker if otherwise fit
f.Prefer to talk by phone to arrange details


Any feedback from you guys would be great, and i will report back if this works or if I significantly change it....

Actually, in the past, i had pretty good luck getting attractive girls to reply to an ad that I was looking for salsa performers ... but that was a few years ago...

[MrXY]

Got a few responses to my sugar daddy themed ad.

One said I should come meet her that night, googled her name (she didn't remove it from the sender line) and found out she's a 20 year old who last year was charged locally with conspiracy to commit robbery and the rest of her gang was charged with aggravated assault and kidnapping. Found her mugshot; she's not hot. Watch your asses guys, and use some common sense and precautions.

Another response was from a married woman who told me her husband is away much of the time and she's looking for companionship and sex. Asked for pics which she sent; definitely bangable. Will try to meet.

[JayJuanGee]

(08-31-2013 03:12 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

One said I should come meet her that night, googled her name (she didn't remove it from the sender line) and found out she's a 20 year old who last year was charged locally with conspiracy to commit robbery and the rest of her gang was charged with aggravated assault and kidnapping. Found her mugshot; she's not hot. Watch your asses guys, and use some common sense and precautions.

So you are not going to meet up with her and roll the dice?

Probably really bad odds... the way it sounds.. she's not too bangable and possibly, even if you arranged something, she would be bringing male friends to the proposed bang-session. Who needs it?

[AntiTrace]

(08-31-2013 03:12 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

Got a few responses to my sugar daddy themed ad.

One said I should come meet her that night, googled her name (she didn't remove it from the sender line) and found out she's a 20 year old who last year was charged locally with conspiracy to commit robbery and the rest of her gang was charged with aggravated assault and kidnapping. Found her mugshot; she's not hot. Watch your asses guys, and use some common sense and precautions.

Another response was from a married woman who told me her husband is away much of the time and she's looking for companionship and sex. Asked for pics which she sent; definitely bangable. Will try to meet.

dont be a beta. go hit it.

[MrXY]

Got a response from another felon to my sugar daddy ad. This one's been charged with assault 2 years ago and burglary last year. Found her mugshot-looks like a methhead

Otherwise got a couple of good responses from bangable chicks I will try to meet this week

[haywire]

Go for the felon notch

[MrXY]

Already got a bunch of those lol

[AntiTrace]

I take it your not going to actually spoil those sugarbabies?

My ad finally showed up, just took a half hour or so. Got a few hits talking about how I should write erotic stories professionally, if that is even possible haha. Nothing of quality to report yet.

Just refreshed them but am not expecting much, holiday weekend and all.

[Gopher]

I think the holiday is a good time for these ads. Most people are out with family and friends so there are girls just sitting around home with nothing to do and eager to do something exciting for the holiday. I got some good leads on the 4th of July.

[Belize King]

I still get responses for an ad two weeks ago. Anyway I put an ad for a city two hours away thinking I could get two or there on the hook and ride out there. I got one so far. 40ish with blue eyes and great skin. A nurse and loves black guys. Pussy seems to be wet already so I might see whats up. My buddy is in Rio so I got his spot all to myself. If I dont like I can alway go on the hunt.

Gonna try this ad in Laredo and see whats up. My other CS girls are all flakes. Had three on the line but cohldnt close. Damn women.

[dirt]

I wasted quite a lot of time on craigslist a couple of years ago and although I'm sure things change, it really wasn't worth it for me.

A couple of highlights:
-19yo "6-7" if you like ass...who tried to tell me I got her pregnant, and
-18yo who wanted to get fucked in the forest, unsuccessfully tried to pull her into the rotation
-27yo who was like 4'10 (being fairly tall it always has been a weird curiosity of mine, super short girls...)
-a couple of random hookups with average college or working girls while traveling.
-showed up once to find a girl with a fucked up face and mutant arm (she had sent cleverly disguised pictures). Bailed


Yes, it's easy to write an ad and see what you get, but the percentage that drop off (flakyness) is way above normal.

Soo...key point ...don't waste too much time with it!

The best responses were to ads targeting something specific.

[VincentVinturi]

Ok, I got a little action on Craigslist. Quick breakdown:


The city:

Bangkok, Thailand. Craigslist in Thailand isn't broken down by city. It's just Thailand. But most of the ads are for Bangkok anyway. Pretty good scene here on CL.


The Ad:

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/4037129466.html

Here's the ad reposted on RVF:

Dominant, Handsome Falang with Big Surprise... - m4w - 28 (ladprao)



Want a handsome, tall, strong falang to throw you around and give you the great fuck that most guys are too scared to give you?

I'm here to have fun with a sweet, sexy girl. No drama - just smiles and orgasms.

I have a very fit body, big cock, one tattoo, and a sexy personality. I can make you cum HARD, guaranteed.

I like to get a little rough. Hope you can handle it. See you tonight!

I have several others up but this one is by far the best performer.


The Replies

I had around 6 replies from actual women in the span of a month or so. There were also replies from gays and trannies but I told them to piss off once and they didn't bother me again.

3 of the women turned out to be good leads. I had an email exchange going with them. We exchanged pics and I secured the digits after a few back-and-forths.


The Meetings

Darky...

One of the girls came to meet me after jiu jitsu practice. She was wearing super tight, waist high pants and white high heels. She had a great body (awesome hip to waist ratio), pretty face and really dark skin (which I much prefer over the pale, white Thai girls).

We went to eat. I teased her, touched her a lot, didn't say much, gave her strong eye contact and kept moving closer to her. We finished eating and she said where to? I said ladprao (my neighborhood). She said 'ok'.

So we went to my apartment. I showered, came out, and she was waiting for me on my bed. By far, the highest sex drive girl I've met here. Loves sex, knows what she's doing. Big squirter. And best of all very sweet girl. Have been seeing her about 1x/weekly (it's all I can handle!)

***

Fatty...

Another girl looked great in her photos so I told her to meet me at the train station hear my place. So she did.

She walks out of the exit and comes up to me and I look up and down her fat body and she says nervously "so...are we going?" I look at her with a mix of pity and annoyance and say "no..." and walk away.

Too bad, she has a pretty face but she a) needs to work on her body and b) doesn't really expect men to NOT be dissapointed when she misrepresents herself as attractive in photographs and shows up clearly overweight...

***

Warning: This one's kinky.

I replied to an ad on CL. It was for a BJ party. 3 girls, about 10 guys, the girls blowing all the guys and swapping their cum. I went.

I was apprehensive and nervous because of the dude factor and feeling kind of insecure whipping it out with a bunch of other men. But everybody was cool, the girls were very sexy and eager and it turned out to be a fun experience.

Would I do it again? I don't know. But it made me realize one thing: sex is just play. It's all good fun and it isn't a big deal. No homo.

***

I'm chatting with a few other girls via email but haven't met yet. Will update.


ROI

I've probably spent 3 or 4 hours in total, crafting my ad and renewing it every couple of days, and exchanging emails.

So roughly, 1 bang every 4 hours. Pretty good ROI considering how low investment it is to just throw up an ad and let it do the work.

I should note, I tested a bunch of different ads and this one really worked well.

It's too early to draw any conclusions. I need more experience with CL to get better data, so take this info with a grain of salt.

Overall, it's a nice little passive pussy stream in addition to the Thai dating websites and my daygame activities.

[VincentVinturi]

By the way, feel free to use my ad copy.

[MrXY]

My sugar daddy themed ad is getting an excellent response. I'm running it in two cities and in the last week have gotten about 15 legit replies, once I weeded them out I've now got 8 bangable ones I'm communicating with.

I'm going to add the big college town this week. I had no idea so many decent looking women looked at these CL ads, and apparently a good many of them are willing to try to peddle their pussy

[Belize King]

Responded to an ad yesterday. From response to meet was six hours. We watched the cowboys and had a few drinks. Changed venues and drank a little more. I wouod say she had three drinks and was ready to go. I didnt want the lay but said fuck it. Took her to the park at the bayfront and started to makeout. Took her to the back of my Dads Pilot haha. Dome was amazing and she swallowed. Wanted me to smash and she had her tubes tied so she wanted me to raw dog. Her ass was straight off a big booties prono flick. Told her another time on the beach. She started to suck me off again and I made her stop.

38 yo nurse. Real thick. If her ass wasnt that phat I wouldn't have did it. I am a sucker for a donk.

Going to run some sugardaddie game. Shit sucks because I am 27 and have to shave pretty soon for drill this money. Does it matter if I post that I am under thirty?

MrXY can you post a little templete? I think I posted my erotic story templete on this thread. Flamers and to flakes. Still worth the try if you are white.

[JayJuanGee]

(09-09-2013 03:27 AM)VincentVinturi Wrote:  

Ok, I got a little action on Craigslist. Quick breakdown:



Darky...

.....

We went to eat. I teased her, touched her a lot, didn't say much, gave her strong eye contact and kept moving closer to her. We finished eating and she said where to? I said ladprao (my neighborhood). She said 'ok'. .......

Regarding, Darky from your ad, it seems that you would not need to have spent time eating, etc, and probably you could have gone straight for the bang... maybe, in part this was your own comfort level about what you wanted to do and your eating as foreplay, so to speak?



Regarding fatty, personally, i do not find it too much of a big deal that some people are fat (and then maybe I would not be attracted to them). The major problem that i would have is your second point that she misrepresented herself to be something more desireable than she was. On the other hand, if she misrepresents herself to be less desireable and turns out to be a hotter babe in person, then that is less of a big deal and probably not a deal breaker.


Thanks for sharing the experiences of your post... the picture certainly also paints a picture of your intended experience.

[Enigma]

@Vincent: Nice. Glad to see you're having success out in Thailand. I was definitely skeptical about how well this would work outside the US. CL is pretty worldwide at this point though, I guess. I'm curious about what other countries this could work in now.

@MrXY: Keep us updated. Definitely interested in hearing how the sugar daddy approach works for you.

[PALEO DUDE]

Anyone ever fuck a wifey while her husband was watching? You could only imagine how akward that might be, it brings back images of the real real life sketch on the chappelle show, I got a few of those invites long time ago while backpacking central america, and a couple of the women were actually petite and really fuckable, just too strange for my taste.

[+BMDT+]

The talent section, thats all i am going to say.

[JayJuanGee]

So, now, it has been a couple of weeks with my CL Ad for a salsa dance partner in Los Angeles area, and so far I have not received any responses. I've made a few tweaks to the description, and a reposted it today... I'm getting less optimistic about this - even though in 2009 I had pretty good results using CL to get dance performers (scenario was somewhat different).

BTW - When I was posting, I saw the below Ad, which seemed interesting and may get some responses. If I were to make such an ad to attempt to bang women, I would rephrase it a bit, probably.




>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nudist Partner/s Wanted
Male 35, educated, respectful and easy going, attractive, fit, looking for a nudist partner/s. Female or Male.
This is NOT for sexual activities but to explore the lifestyle together and make a friend or three.
Age, nationality unimportant, just a positive outlook, open-mindedness and conversational skills please

Hope to hear from you!! <<<<<<<<<