[slothpiece]

How much to get your dick sucked in the spaceship? Those girls were always propositioning me to go to the spaceship when I went there. The bouncer would let us use his truck to keep our beers cold in the cooler in the parking lot. Girls in that place are WAY aggressive. Like flies on shit.

[el mechanico]

(05-22-2013 09:20 AM)slothpiece Wrote:  

How much to get your dick sucked in the spaceship? Those girls were always propositioning me to go to the spaceship when I went there. The bouncer would let us use his truck to keep our beers cold in the cooler in the parking lot. Girls in that place are WAY aggressive. Like flies on shit.

You need to develop better skills than they have if you want to shore free head in the spaceship.

[WestCoast]

The whole state of Florida seems like a slut fest.

"free head in the spaceship"

Words I never expected to see typed out in a serious statement.

[el mechanico]

(05-22-2013 09:36 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

The whole state of Florida seems like a slut fest.

"free head in the spaceship"

Words I never expected to see typed out in a serious statement.

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[cheerfulwish]

(05-21-2013 08:17 AM)Exactaking Wrote:  

Boca Raton


Also: long drive from airports (I just noticed this, its wonder this became a popular place considering its a 25 minute drive from both Ft. Lauderdale airport and WPB airport.

I like Boca myself. Can always roll to Del Ray, loads of hot cougars and Au Pairs and the mall is gods gift to day game.

25 minutes commute to an airport isn't far at all but who cares there is a private airport right next to FAU.

[thegmanifesto]

Can someone bust out some Data on Tallahassee?

Isn't FSU supposed to be the greatest college on earth or something for swooping?

Aren't girls like this more common there than pleated khaki pants in DC?

[WestCoast]

Damn no one on the forum is from Ft Lauderdale eh? Shitty.

[Lothario]

(05-22-2013 11:42 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

Damn no one on the forum is from Ft Lauderdale eh? Shitty.

Westcoast, This post from Mixx has all the info you are looking for.

I have been to Blue Martini about 5-6 times and pulled twice, they were cougars but the finest FL has to offer.

[renotime]

(05-22-2013 10:39 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Can someone bust out some Data on Tallahassee?

Isn't FSU supposed to be the greatest college on earth or something for swooping?

Aren't girls like this more common there than pleated khaki pants in DC?

I went there once for a few days last summer, so all the college kids were gone.

I hung out with some local college kids. Went to this one bar which I can't remember for the life of me.

I kept asking my buddy if there were other bars but he told me "This is pretty much it."

Avoid this place in the summer time. It's like one step above Jacksonville.

[Exactaking]

(05-22-2013 10:08 AM)cheerfulwish Wrote:  

(05-21-2013 08:17 AM)Exactaking Wrote:  

Boca Raton


Also: long drive from airports (I just noticed this, its wonder this became a popular place considering its a 25 minute drive from both Ft. Lauderdale airport and WPB airport.

I like Boca myself. Can always roll to Del Ray, loads of hot cougars and Au Pairs and the mall is gods gift to day game.

25 minutes commute to an airport isn't far at all but who cares there is a private airport right next to FAU.

I keep seeing on condo rental listings how you need an interview with the condo board. Does that mean anything or do they try to act like those obnoxious NYC co-op boards, demanding references and such?

[thegmanifesto]

(05-22-2013 02:39 PM)Exactaking Wrote:  

(05-22-2013 10:08 AM)cheerfulwish Wrote:  

(05-21-2013 08:17 AM)Exactaking Wrote:  

Boca Raton


Also: long drive from airports (I just noticed this, its wonder this became a popular place considering its a 25 minute drive from both Ft. Lauderdale airport and WPB airport.

I like Boca myself. Can always roll to Del Ray, loads of hot cougars and Au Pairs and the mall is gods gift to day game.

25 minutes commute to an airport isn't far at all but who cares there is a private airport right next to FAU.

I keep seeing on condo rental listings how you need an interview with the condo board. Does that mean anything or do they try to act like those obnoxious NYC co-op boards, demanding references and such?

I heard that as well.

Also, a lot of rules on how long you can rent your place or how many different tenants you can have etc.

Here are my reports on Del Ray and Palm Beach if anyone is interested.

[Menace]

My parents bought in boca and my dad had to fly down for interview.

[Exactaking]

Do they give you a hard time if you're not old? Or do they make you give reasons why you should live there? Some of those condo boards are ran by pathetic control freaks who have very litttle real power, so they channel their frustrations into meaningless positions.

[el mechanico]

(05-22-2013 03:29 PM)Exactaking Wrote:  

Do they give you a hard time if you're not old? Or do they make you give reasons why you should live there? Some of those condo boards are ran by pathetic control freaks who have very litttle real power, so they channel their frustrations into meaningless positions.

Depends if it's a 55+ place or not. Why don't you ask them?

[kenny_powers]

(05-22-2013 11:42 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

Damn no one on the forum is from Ft Lauderdale eh? Shitty.

I lived there before I moved to DC. What do you want to know?

[JayMillz]

(05-20-2013 07:57 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

Anyone have any info on Daytona or Orlando (except Disney)

What do you want to know?

[TheCaptainPower]

Daytona nice place to live? Good clubs?

Guy at work was telling me today it used to be ghetto but is making a comeback....

[Private Man]

(05-22-2013 11:42 AM)WestCoast Wrote:  

Damn no one on the forum is from Ft Lauderdale eh? Shitty.

I got this one.

I live in Broward County, east of the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW). Pompano Beach (shithole) is just to the North, Fort Lauderdale is just to the South.

Fort Lauderdale is good, just get as close to the beach as possible. Ground zero for da beach funz is at the intersection of A1A and Las Olas Blvd. There's a bar mall called "Beach Place" right on A1A (also called Ocean Drive). Just walking up and down A1A is fun... lots of people and girls to approach. An exception to the beach is to head west on Las Olas and there's an entertainment district right before the US1 tunnel. That's an upscale area but can be fun.

However, there is a good and younger entertainment district at 2nd Ave and the railroad tracks and also up and down the New River (what the fuck was wrong with the old river?!). That district is full of young talent and before 10PM many bars have 3-for-1 drinks. It gets crazy and you'd better have some serious charisma for night game. Suit up to really stand out. The water taxis are a perfect way to bounce to a new location.

The rest of Fort Lauderdale can be hit or miss. Off the beach and you have to have some local knowledge. PM me and and I'll do some research. Since I'm older than El Mech, I'm working a different demographic. But I'll happily jump on my motorcycle for some recon on the RVF's behalf.

[JayMillz]

(05-22-2013 07:02 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

Daytona nice place to live? Good clubs?

Guy at work was telling me today it used to be ghetto but is making a comeback....

I got a spot in Ormond Beach which is next store. There are parts of Daytona that can get a little rough. However, you can meet chics at various bars, on the beach, and during various events. The girls are pretty friendly. I don't do clubs there, so I can't speak on that.

[el mechanico]

I can run Daytona down if you want but it's trashy. In that area Deland is where you want to be.

[WestCoast]

@kenny breakdown of types of venues, types of girls (20-27 range, Latinas? White? Mixed? What's it like?)
@private man thanks!, helpful, no need to recon just yet, I'll eventually make a solo trip there as well
@lothatio, thank you as usual for the quick link!

[Vitriol]

(05-22-2013 07:33 PM)Private Man Wrote:  

Fort Lauderdale is good, just get as close to the beach as possible. Ground zero for da beach funz is at the intersection of A1A and Las Olas Blvd. There's a bar mall called "Beach Place" right on A1A (also called Ocean Drive). Just walking up and down A1A is fun... lots of people and girls to approach. An exception to the beach is to head west on Las Olas and there's an entertainment district right before the US1 tunnel. That's an upscale area but can be fun.

Is there anything to do in Broward aside from the Las Olas area? Every time I'm up there I really don't see any other areas that get a good nightlife crowd.

[Yarbles]

Anyone have any experience with Jacksonville? My parents recently moved there and I notice it has hardly been mentioned so far so it must not be too great. Cost of living seems to be pretty cheap though.

[Aliblahba]

Florida's the last holdout. Yankee's made it what it is. Ironic. I can't even relate to this shit part of the South anymore.

[InternationPlayboy]

(05-21-2013 07:00 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

@Male Defined Good thread on Naples! You going to be around this summer? I am booked up until July

@Bone Daddy I thought Clearwater was a lot more fun than St Pete's..


I am surpised all of you are hating on Key West. I went there 5 years ago for St Patricks day and it was insane. Here is a picture I found of me opening a 3 set at "Irish Kevin's".

Don't ask me why I didn't get a hair cut before this trip....

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Key West has it's high season, but the rest of the year it can be pretty boring and dead. There aren't even nice beaches. If you had a boat it would be cool to spend a couple weeks there a year. Even during the season though, the place can be obnoxious with all the drunk frat boys. I personally like the place but would never live there. You have to basically drive 3 hours to get to the mainland. No thank you. The local girls I met were ugly for the most part. It's hard coming here from Miami where every other girl you see is at least a 7. Here, the average local is probably a 5.