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05-01-2013, 08:05 PM
I got the idea for this in a random thread a month back.
Basically, texting a girl pretending to be a girl that is currently at your place who is going through your phone.
I banged this girl 3 times over the course of 2 weeks, the last time we saw each other I wasn't into it at all. Sex was the worst of the 3 times, I don't think I even showered before she came over. Crappy vibe overall.
We had minimal texts, sometimes initiated by her sometimes by me, over the course of a month where we never saw each other. Last weekend she texts me calling me a "nice guy" and shit. Didnt want to see me that night. Two days after I sent her this:
me: you fukkin slut
her: excuse me
her: pardon me?
her: if you want to talk to me like that lose my number
me: whore u better stay away from my boyfriend im serious i got your number now
her: what
her: calm down bud. I didnt do anything leave me alone
I will either text her in about a week with casual conversation like I didnt know what happened or pretend like my imaginary GF deleted her number if she texts me before then with a "who is this".
I guess the goal was to try and rebang her but TBH I am just trying new things to get reactions from girls and see where it goes from here. Has anyone else employed something like this? When is the best stage of the game to use something like this to your advantage?
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05-01-2013, 08:59 PM
Haha I like this. Not sure what scenarios it would work for (girls you haven't banged? girls you want to rekindle with? For crazy girls only?) Also, you might want to get the plot in the first text, eg, say 'stay away from my boyfriend you fucking slut.'
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05-01-2013, 09:21 PM
I did it that way on purpose to really get her emotions up, she thinks I called her a slut and starts getting super pissed and then finds out its a girl I am with and all that built up emotion gets transferred over to her. I let the first text linger for only a minute and she sent 3 in return.
My thought process is girls love fucking over other girls and this was going to get her hamster spinning to the point where she wants to see me again to get back at the broad calling her a whore. We will see in the long run. She never texted me 24 hours later, that was the entire conversation.
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05-01-2013, 09:30 PM
that might scare her away. a pissed off gf might be violent, and scare her, as well as solidify her self-image as a homewrecker, which no one wants to be known as.
will be interesting to see...
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05-01-2013, 09:56 PM
i dunno, pretty twisted man, let us know what happens
do you really think this will revive your minirelationship? u said in the first post the 3rd sexy time you weren't into it. that happens to me where I just dont click with homegirl anymore and nothing can spice it back up, the whole novelty has just worn off. it might be a permanent thing, or it could just be that the planets weren't aligned right that one night...who knows...
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05-01-2013, 10:14 PM
oh, i thought the purpose of the fake gf text was to see if it would revive the attraction you felt for her in the first place. sometimes twisted shit gets the juices flowing for a lil bit
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05-01-2013, 10:20 PM
I wouldn't mind giving her another go but if she never talks to me again I don't care. At least I am using her as a learning experience instead of just fizzling away and learning nothing.
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05-01-2013, 10:21 PM
Can't hurt to try, but might be a little transparent, though. This may rouse the suspicions of more wary girls.
What's better, if you're sufficiently skilled with coding (which I'm not), is to write a quick script to just send yourself canned, flirtation texts throughout the night when you're with a girl in whom you want to instill jealousy. There may already be websites or scripts you can download for this kind of thing.
Let your girl see you checking your phone now and then; she'll catch glimpses of messages from "Michelle" or "Amber" saying things like "hey, what are you doing
" or "what r u up to laterrrrrr"
The above I described is actually what I thought this thread was going to be about.
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05-02-2013, 02:16 AM
I don't see the point of this, sounds like your bitter.
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05-02-2013, 02:33 AM
Game overkill in my opinion.
I have a friend who has recently started initiating drama with girls "for fun". Basically he sees these girls casually and then at one point flips out over text message about how he "can't handle" the off and on and casual nature of the relationship. Then the girl gets all attached. I think he got the idea from RSD or something.
Personally I don't think there is anything to be learned here and it seems like a waste of time.
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05-05-2013, 09:34 PM
This is the first time I texted her since what I posted above.
me: any free time this week
her: Hey well no, cause I dont appreciate the last messages I got from ur number.
me: ??
her: <repeats letter for letter the fake GF texts back to me>
her: those were the last two msgs I got from this number.
me: I dont feel that way about u. I dont have a GF
her: Well someone sent that to me.
her: I dunno why
her: and my feelings are kinda hurt
her: anyways why did u want to know when I was free?
her: im free only sat
me: was wondering why our txts were gone lol. I want to see u again y do u think y im askin if ur free
her: Umm well I told u Im not fooling around with random people anymore. Im focusing on getting in shape and such, but im always down for friends.
her: and do u know who would send me something like that. (not that I care) but I dont ever want to recieve a harassing txt again
me: I dont feel that way about u what else can I say. Im embarassed
her: No no, I believe you hun, and I just want to make sure it not going to happen again.
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05-05-2013, 09:57 PM
This is a nice tool to have in your game toolbox- I like!
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05-06-2013, 07:20 AM
Been doing this for years man. Its a solid play.
My tip: lose the jealous girlfriend angle and just go with a simple "Dont ever text me again" text. Then spin it like a "crazy readhead" at a party your at took your phone.
The jealous gf can work, but it is too easy for the target to have a kneejerk reaction and cut off all contact or just think you are lying about being single and trying to cheat on your girlfriend.
God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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05-06-2013, 09:06 AM
Its only fat girls that focus on getting in shape?
Dont girls enjoy fucking other girls BF's? Especially girls they dont like?
Its weird how some people here seem offended by what I did here.
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05-06-2013, 12:49 PM
2 points here:
1. Good job for trying to instill drama into her life. Chicks are suckers for drama and conflict. Experimenting with texts etc is one of the best ways to see what works and doesn't.
2. When you do this again in the future with other girls make sure your text-speak is different than how YOU text so it definitely comes across as someone else using your phone.
Lastly, I've tried different forms of this and it works around 80% of the time. If you could care less about 'losing' the girl (and you always should) then give it a shot. If for nothing else but to get their hamster going.
One thing I've been doing which is pretty harsh but I find hysterical is to send a pic of me with a new conquest to members of my harem and say 'She's a cutie right? +1'
Pretty entertaining and so far it's just gotten them more worked up. It's called 'Game' for a reason. Have fun.
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05-06-2013, 09:19 PM
Quote: (05-06-2013 01:04 PM)Jaylow Wrote:
Quote: (05-06-2013 12:49 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
2 points here:
1. Good job for trying to instill drama into her life. Chicks are suckers for drama and conflict. Experimenting with texts etc is one of the best ways to see what works and doesn't.
2. When you do this again in the future with other girls make sure your text-speak is different than how YOU text so it definitely comes across as someone else using your phone.
Ya, I was very careful to spell words differently than I usually do. I liked my way of sending the first text "you fukkin slut" and letting it linger for a bit before sending the 2nd letting her know it was "another" broad. This was really hard for me to do, especially when I know she was going to flip shit thinking it was me at first. My hands were shaking when I sent those texts.
Its way more credible to do it this way then with a single text revealing everything at once "hey stay away from my BF you whore". It looks a lot more fake and you won't get much emotion out of her.
That's pretty excellent that you passed the Turing Test of bimbo-texting.
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05-06-2013, 09:29 PM
Quote: (05-06-2013 12:49 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:
One thing I've been doing which is pretty harsh but I find hysterical is to send a pic of me with a new conquest to members of my harem and say 'She's a cutie right? +1'
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05-06-2013, 10:26 PM
Some girls are into that shit. Sent a real time pic of a girl sucking me off to another and the response was "YAY!"