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04-29-2013, 01:44 PM
I am fascinated by Great Books For Men (a legendary commenter on Roissy's site) - but I cannot figure him out.
Anyone got any theories?
Also - if I can find it. I will post up one of my favourite comments by him. It is one of the funniest, most bizarre and yet profound comments I have come across.
[EDIT] - Okay I found it. I love this song from GBFM...
“da professional womenz ode”
alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
lzozozlzzolzlzlzlz
cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats
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04-29-2013, 01:52 PM
I really like his anti-style poetic writing.
But it does get a bit wearying trying to decipher it all. The length of some of his comments on Roissy's site is just insane.
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04-29-2013, 03:15 PM
I always read it in a mischievous gremlin/sprites voice. Its like the voice in the back of your head you always ignored that tells the truth.
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04-29-2013, 03:31 PM
That's just his gimmick. He's like a rambling madman who dishes out wisdom to those who can decode him.
And for some reason I can't explain always read his posts in the voice of Jar Jar Binks.
[size=8pt]"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.”[/size] [size=7pt] - Romans 8:18[/size]
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04-29-2013, 03:34 PM
Anyone who doesn't at least like some of what he writes must be totally Bernankified.
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04-29-2013, 04:10 PM
I love his obsession with Bernanke. I am still trying to find one particular comment on Bernanke which particularly delighted me.
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04-29-2013, 04:15 PM
I defined "bernankified" recently on urbandictionary. I was surprised to find it not there!
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04-29-2013, 04:37 PM
I love GBFM. His is an idiot savant in regards to game.
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04-29-2013, 04:45 PM
I never saw the link between 'hitting the wall' and preparing for hyper-inflation.
Nice to see the link between Game and Austrian Economics.
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04-29-2013, 06:02 PM
Some days this guy is just on fire. He'll have ten lengthy posts in a comment thread about how Tucker Max rhymes with Goldman-Sachs and you'd have to be well versed in economics, the classics, and contemporary American culture to decipher all the relevant information and separate it from the humor.
I think one of his more lucid moments was a comment about single motherhood, video games, and social control where he noted that "the fiat masters want you mashing buttons in your single mother's basement."
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04-29-2013, 06:30 PM
Quote: (04-29-2013 04:15 PM)RobP Wrote:
I defined "bernankified" recently on urbandictionary. I was surprised to find it not there!
How about butthexed lolzz?
"I have refused to wear a condom all of my life, for a simple reason – if I’m going to masturbate into a balloon why would I need a woman?"
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04-30-2013, 09:24 AM
Some have claimed that GBFM is Mencius Moldbug...
lzozlzlzlzlzomglzozzl
"The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her." – H.L. Mencken
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10-21-2013, 05:58 PM
Quote: (10-21-2013 05:49 PM)MattW Wrote:
On his own site GBFM has a few somewhat serious posts and also seems to be christian.
I love the message on his blog's header:
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Hey Arianna huffingtonpost i'll blog 4 u for $500,000/post lzozol! u need an alpha male with all ur betas. i know u say they're masta-betas–but all the same masta betas r masterbetars? lzozlzlzlzzl! pw3d!!
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10-21-2013, 06:07 PM
I wanna' make a T shirt.
Blue - and with yellow letters it would say lzozlzlzlzz
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10-21-2013, 06:09 PM
Quote: (10-21-2013 05:31 PM)Vitriol Wrote:
This had me in stitches today: "One coc rule" inspired by GBFM:
WOW. THAT IS JUST GENIUS! BEST. THING. EVER.
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10-21-2013, 06:12 PM
Just saw a great youtube comment.
Imagine this on a T Shirt:
GBFM OR GTFO